Ding Dong!
News4Jax: SALINAS, Calif. – There’s weird, super-weird and just plain “out there.” What happened in California over the weekend is a combination of all three… multiplied by 100.
A man was caught on surveillance video licking a California home’s doorbell. If that wasn’t odd enough, he did it for three hours.
That’s 180 minutes of straight licking.
KION reports the homeowner’s were out of town when the licking occurred, but their children were home. The family notified police when they found the video on their home security system.
“I thought I’ve seen it all, but this takes the cake,” said a neighbor.
Police have identified the suspect as Roberto Daniel Arroyo, 33, and say he is still at large. Go See
h/t LisaK
Licking a ding dong in public must be his way of coming out.
He got bored with licking knockers.
Last year the fad was planking, this year it’s door bell licking. Next….
P.S. I bet he’s an illegal alien.
Whorebell?
Salinas is the Mexico City of Norcal.
Just like Schumer licking Pelosi….
There’s a Short Bus joke in there somewhere
California you say? Hmmm. No kidding.
When does he get elected to Congress?
His campaign slogan could be ‘Republicans could use a good lickin’
Wait till the Fark photoshop goons get ahold of this one.
St Petersburg’s BONGO MAN sure travels!
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/opinion/audience/david-whitley/os-ae-naked-diner-david-whitley-1112-story.html
( but the place *is* nice to visit: http://thechattaway.com/ )
No such thing as out there in Comiforniicatea…..
and soon the new fad will be getting BUCKED at ed bucks place.
then you can get PDF’d if you’re as bad at tech as manafort is.
He rendered the Mail Slot unusable
Poor guy was so high he thought it was a Timex…
Alexa,
if your doorbell gets licked, EXPLODE!
I love AI!
Clearly had to much garlic!
democrat, guaranteed!