Truth Revolt:
“Can you see 12 men in full regalia and another 12 charging with wooden sticks saying ‘Bang bang!’?”
California leftists were triggered literally and figuratively by the idea of revolutionary war reenactors using guns to reenact a battle for our freedom. Why? They wanted the reenactors to use sticks.
The Elk Grove Historical Society has been planning the mock battle, which is similar to events they’ve held in the past, for more a year, but had to cancel the educational event because they planned to use guns. Leftists in the area wanted them to hold sticks and pretend they were guns. Honestly. MORE
Shouldn’t they use walkie talkies instead?
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Thank God those geniuses weren’t around for the Revolution.
After the first shot flintlocks pretty much become sticks for a short period of time….
It seems like nothing but crazy comes out of california
Can’t they be issued pop tarts that they can bite into shapes that to an idiot looks like a gun?
Why not just use their “outside voices” and harsh tones? That seems to scare libs to death by itself.
Anybody else catch Wayne Lapierre’s speech at CPAC? He kicked ass!
Pretend sticks are guns?
Did the left already forget their own rules?
Remember students can’t so much as use their fingers or Pop-Tarts to resemble guns.
“stick” to your own rules, leftards.
Couldn’t the reenactors told them that their muskets identify as sticks? This is California after all
Later on – just to get the stink out of our nostrils – a quiet walk through the fields of Gettysburg ….
Effin’ progtards. Let them demand all they want.
Just ignore them and Carry On.
Gad! Is there nothing California cannot ruin?
The sticks will have to have those California warning stickers on them. Someone could have his eye poked out!
California should require there be no display of a lethal weapon for entertainment purposes ever.
That should close every movie house and movie lot in the state.
I would’ve agreed. I’d of even let THEM pick the sticks!
Then I’d of cracked ’em over the libtards’ heads.
Then I’d of reverted to my musket. :flipoff:
“Why are you using that musket? You’re supposed to replace those with sticks!”
“We were going to, but the sticks are up your ass. And you like it.”
When the hell is sanity going to stand up and ‘Just Say No’?
If the leftist babies are too traumatized, STAY HOME!!
That’s what we do in a free society. We don’t have to goose step to the progtards.
That’s it, they are now off the deep end of crazy.
Bangety-bangety-bang-bang-bang!
Tankety-tankety-tank-tank-tank!
If they gotta use sticks, they oughta use bang sticks. I recommend either the 12 gauge or .44 magnum power head.
How about the pain sticks that Worf used in Star Trek?
That’s all they want for all of us. They have more in common with the British of the 18th century than any American ever.
Wow – just like the British, whose asses got kicked.
Dummies don’t realize it’s less about dressing up and more about shooting muskets!