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Calm Down, Karen

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  1. someone (named karen) must be feeling guilty about something she did in the recent past…. but instead of accepting her mistake I bet we find out she went on a corporate rampage and DEMANDED a new policy that mandates ALL employees MUST WRITE IN ALL CAPS so that no karen will ever feel the sting of truth again!!!

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  2. stirrin the pot
    OCTOBER 16, 2020 AT 5:49 AM

    …yours was a lot less strained than mine. Good acronymimg there’s, STP.

    …but in my defense,, turnips are strained and so are Karen’s, so I still thought it was appropriate, at least for 530 in the AM when no one but we crazies are up anyway…

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  3. …I wonder what would have happened if he had told her to shut up, because her job as a woman SHOULD be to make sammiches for HIM instead of the other way ’round…

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  4. For those who decry the idea of cheese on a BLT (and from a purist’s perspective, you’re quite right), there’s a close cousin to that classic sandwich you might enjoy: the MBLT (the M is for Marguerita). Add a thin layer of fresh mozzarella cheese and one or two basil leaves to the bacon, lettuce, and tomato. It isn’t a real BLT, but it’s darn tasty!

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  5. …the perfect BLT…

    Make a BLT exactly as the name suggests.

    Remove the lettuce and onion to the nearest trash receptacle or hungry farm animal.

    Add more bacon.

    Bread is optional.

    You’re welcome.

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  6. That’s hilarious.
    In my travels, if you don’t order from the menu exactly as made, they have to scribble on the wrapper. Otherwise they would just write #2. heh.
    Cheese is always written as ‘ch’.
    cucumber is ‘cu’ chicken is ‘chic’…
    Sometimes people will write your entire order on wrappers.
    So if you bought a sammich with chips and a diet soda, you can make lots of interesting sentences. lol.

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  7. …let me try this again…

    “ā€¦the perfect BLTā€¦

    Make a BLT exactly as the name suggests.

    Remove the lettuce and TOMATO to the nearest trash receptacle or hungry farm animal.

    Add more bacon.

    Bread is optional.

    Youā€™re welcome.”

    …I have know idea why I wrote “Onion”, don’t think BLO is a “thing”.

    …althogh if SHE had one on White bread with Mayo and Egg, then they could write “BLOW ME” on the wrapper, and off we’d go again…

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