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Can we call gay people Oreos now?

Tuesday, 13 October 2020, 12:10 BFH Uncategorized 39

Oreo Debuts Rainbow Cookies Celebrating LGBTQ+ Community

Is food normally straight?

Also, c’mon Campbells. Where is the alphabet soup that only has the letters LGBTQ? You’re slipping, not woke enough.

ht/ Jerry Manderin

39 Comments on Can we call gay people Oreos now?

  5. …yes, because I want to think about gay sex – and the product of gay sex they wallow in – when I get to the creamy filling./s

    …pass.

    …I’d tell you to stick your gay cookies up your ass, but I suspect it wouldn’t be the FIRST thing you’ve had jammed in there,and what you’re so proud of is gross ENOUGH without crumbs, so your cookies can just stay on the shelf unsold instead…

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  9. I’m offended. Seriously offended. The “rainbow” flags and stickers and all manner of things almost always show

    Red
    Orange
    Yellow
    Green
    Blue
    Violet

    So why are they all discriminating against Indigo? They’re all a bunch of dirty colorists, spewing their ugly colorism for all the world to see.

    We must stamp out colorism and indigophobia! Cancel NABISCO!

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  10. …you know what? You guys went THIS far, so why not just RUN with it? You know, cut out the “Oreo” oval in the middle of the cookie on one side so no one wonders how the filling got there anymore, fringe the oval with fudge, do commercials with a gay man taking turns holding a cookie out so another gay man can lick the oval out, but make it an awareness thing too by giving random cookies a red gel-filled center to represent AIDS? You know, to raise awareness about homo issues n’stuff, ALL of which revolve around jamming your joint where it doesn’t belong…

    …you may as well go all-in on the faggotry, Ernie, ’cause you’re sure as hell not gonna sell your sin to anyone ELSE…

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  12. …as long as you’re making cookies that celebrate perversion, there’s some other bases you need to cover. You know, make the “mini” oreos about pedophilia, do an animal cracker theme for zoophililes, make triples for ménage a trois fans, green moldy ones for necrophiliacs…the possibilities are as endless as the spectrum of sexual deviance is wide, so why cater to ONE sin when there’s so many MORE for you to celebrate, c’mon, if you’re gonna WOKE, go for BROKE…

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  13. Besides asking why anyone should “celebrate” perversion, why make a cookie into a political/religious statement?
    And what’s with this “gay” bullshit? There’s “normal” (~68%) and there’s “unnatural” (~32%) (according to Gauss).
    So why do we keep pretending that perversion is a societal boon? It is a death cult – a species’ dead end – the ultimate rejection of God, Humanity, and every aspect of decency.

    Something’s wrong here … seriously wrong. We’re doing our youth a catastrophic disservice.

    izlamo delenda est …

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  16. Uncle Al
    OCTOBER 13, 2020 AT 12:53 PM
    “@Supernightshade — …and sandwich cookies with only a single wafer for the dedicated onanists.”

    …or maybe a DIY sort of thing where you have to put it together yourself, you’re used to self-service at this point, so why not…

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  19. Chuckie OCTOBER 13, 2020 AT 1:10 PM

    …just SICK of this shit, Chuckie…why can’t companies just fly the plane, play the game, bake the cookie, and not make the bathroom arrangements the focus of their mercantile establishment?

    …If I WANT politics, there are ENDLESS places I can go to GET them.

    I do NOT need them on the KID’S TREAT SHELF.

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  20. @ Tim: FWIW, Gallup 2017 results estimate that 4.5% of the US population are of, shall we say, “confused gender”. Males~ 3.9% females ~ 5.1%. “Transgender” types well under 1% in a 2016 Williams Institute study.

    Looks like a pretty small market there…

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  22. …I mean really, I haven’t had a little one in some years, but on occasions where I’d fix him a snack or give him a treat when he was an inquisitve young lad, I would CERTAINLY not want to offer him one that is DELIBERATELY designed to spark a conversation about warped sexual proclivities when he’s FIVE.

    Who NEEDS that?

    …also, you’re baking cookies. Why don’t you think about, I don’t know, MAKING COOKIES? Why are you SO absorbed in misuse of sex organs that it dominates your thought processes to the point where you think “Hey, I was just thinking, men wallowing out each others’ anuses would be GREAT subject matter for a FUCKING PACK OF SNACKS!!! Let’s do THAT!

    …it kind of makes me question everything about how you run your business, and CERTAINLY makes me question your focus on HYGIENE in your FOOD FACTORY when you’re lionizing practices that are unavoidably biological, with all the lower body ejaculate that entails. Nice signal to the folks on your cookie line too that all employees, including whatever Christian ones you may have left, are to accept perversion that directly contradicts their beliefs or they’re fired, no questions asked, to be replaced by people who self-admittedly pack each other’s anal contents when they’re not packing your cookie box.

    Nice.

    JUST.
    BAKE.
    A.
    COOKIE.

    …leave politics at the plant door. Or go run for office.

    …Either way, I’m not eating your beliefs, so you can just swallow them YOURSELF.

    …you’re probably pretty GOOD at that, actually, if THIS is what you think about ALL THE TIME…

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  24. What incredibly poor forethought on behalf of Nabisco.

    There may be people in the world who want to be “woke”, but no one wants to see their shit turn rainbow colors.

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  28. I’m gay and actually find the “pandering” insulting.
    The only color Nabisco cares about is “green” and they’ll exploit anyone to get it.

    harbqll – thats the best posting so far, I love it.
    And yes, Obama was America’s second gay president.

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  29. No Momma Obama- IKR?
    Just sell the damn product.

    Jethro- Same. I hated the middle. What is it? Lard and powdered sugar? And now, the cookie is weak and tastes like I imagine charcoal does. Blech.

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  30. it is just another ploy to sell GMO cookies that are filled with sugar loaded fat, that are made by under paid, non-unionized foreigners.
    If they wanted to represent diversity, they would have made the cookie part different colors, and the filling the same. They just want to sell junk, and this is their marketing new marketing strategy.

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