CBC
The Waste Alleviating Gel (WAG) bag program has been set up by the Squamish Access Society (SAS) in partnership with B.C. Parks, and sponsored by businesses in the climbing industry.
“There’s been an explosion in the usage of our backcountry areas in southwest B.C. and the sea-to-sky corridor, and rock climbing is very much a part of that,” said Ben Webster, SAS chair.
“Increasingly we are finding that there are issues with human waste, particularly in our more remote crags.” More
Most of the human waste around here comes in from the open border.
What if I identify as a bear??
Trudeau will do anything to save his reputation but it won’t work.
He needs to put himself in a shit bag and send it back to Cuba and bury it next to his father Fidel.
Time that it takes for the plastic to decompose is around 5 times longer than the poop inside.
Could you double bag that one? Thanks.
If you self-identify as a bear, you can legally shit in the woods.
Pooptine!
The visualization of someone dropping a deuce down a crag has stayed with me all day. How exactly does one accomplish this act of defecation?
It’s nothing Medically Assistance In Dying won’t cure
Dr. Tar, very carefully and whatever you do don’t look down. Or bend over to wipe your ass.
is this a Babylon Bee, or Onion story? …. WAG (What A Gas), SAS (Stupid As Sh*t), …. “human waste, … in our more remote crags.”
don’t you just hate it when waste gets in your crag? … I know I do!
btw, ‘CBC’ … Canadians Being Canadians … Crag Blocking Crap
Good luck in getting grizzly bears to use them.
Ben Webster, SAS chair: Good day to you, Mr. Grizzly Bear. I have here a nice nifty bag for you to poop in. I know bears like to poop anywhere in the woods, but we sincerely hope you’ll try this bag. It’s healthy, it’s clean, it’s good for the environment, it’s good for the planet, humans and bears won’t step in the poop, and it’s good for bears and humans to dispose properly of their poop. Whaddya say?
Mr. Grizzly Bear: What? Get the Fuck outta here before I rip your guts out.
Right…
Meanwhile in Toronto, plastic bags for your groceries are banned & the Ontario Liquor Monopoly has now even banned paper bags.
It looks SO BAD walking to your car carrying visible bottles like a complete drunk.
Furthermore, the suburbs are covered with Canada Goose & Raccoon Shit so why can’t I take a shit in their living room?
Pretty damn dumb comments. Fine you’re a bear. But they’re not distributing bags to bears are they? Fucking morons.
KCIR, Chumlee, great comments. Relevant.
I hope MJA or Mr. Hat sees this and moves it to the main page.
Javier Melei gets it, he sees what we are up against.
He is running for the president of Argentina.
https://twitter.com/LaurenWitzkeDE/status/1700603271805837633
You all have to watch this it is how many of us feel.
We need more of this from many other leaders.
Enjoy.
He is also a leading in the polls.
Can’t have shit in a mountain crevice, but on the street…eh.
“Squamish Access Society (SAS)”
…how far we’ve fallen from Britain’s famed Special Air Service (SAS).
…but to be honest, I first read it as SQUEAMISH Access Society.
“squeam·ish
adjective
(of a person) easily made to feel sick, faint, or disgusted, especially by unpleasant images, such as the sight of blood.”
I think it actually makes more sense that way…
I used one of those shit-in-a-box tests for colon cancer, but I think they counted it as a mail-in vote for Joe Biden.
So that’s where the colon cancer screening boxes go.
i remember reading how disease rose after outlawing the cheap plastic bags at the grocery. linking the homeless using the bags to defecate. seems the environmentalists did not account for the bags controlling waste stream. good luck getting the mentally ill to re-learn poop in a bag. tragic the expert class in all subjects is gone in america. sent a letter to my rep. “let the government shut down and leave it shutdown, do not fund any bias departments who fail to govern un-biased.” dhs is the top of my list for defunding. when are they going to implement the alert system we paid for? nationwide crime wave has obviously reached the halls of justice. the anarchy proliferates in america, while the halls of justice are empty of any righteous judgment.
Squamish Access Society ? If that’s 43-man Squamish, count me in!
^^^I played Outside Grouch.
@8:31: justa turd-eau/turdhole/trudope…fify
…justine turd-dough…
Tony R SATURDAY, 16 SEPTEMBER 2023, 13:45 AT 1:45 PM
Appreciate the old MAD Magazine reference. The best in pre-Internet amusement.
SNS: A major part of my misspent youth.