Get me my pantsuit and a Scotch RIGHT FUCKING NOW you fucking pigs!
She shrieks, “Bring me head of Trey Gowdy and some Thunderbird!’
The cage needs a sign that says ‘Do Not Feed The Snake’ (Ass, Monkey, Aardvark, Stink Bug, Sub-human Life Form, etc)
What do you mean Bill said piss off?
I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT HARD DRIVE!
“Hey you lousy screws! I said I wanted ice tea. And get this F-cking FAX machine out of my cell. You know I don’t know how to work it! Give me back my three phones, damn you!”
Don’t you know I only wear pantsuits, and who stole my faux pearls? Are you there, bitches? Anyone? Huma? Cheryl?
“Bill, you better spring me out of here, you bastard.
Or all bets are off!!!”
Do you know WhoTF I’m gonna be???
What difference does it make?
WHERE’S MY PHONECALL?!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!
This cankle bracelet is too tight!
This place is cold and damp and causes my arthritis to flare up. Bring me my BenGayzi!
Why do this to meeeee? I’m just like everyone else! Why don’t they love me anymore?
David Burge @iowahawkblog
Hallmark should probably release a line of “sorry about your failed presidential campaign” greeting cards
Tell Huma that her widdle Snatchkins loves her!
And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling conservatives
“I aint no waze wired…”
“The sign said Trump Hotel !!”
“I demand a cavity search immediately!!!”
Naggar
With
Attitude
Straight Outta Chappaqua
Singing with a heavy southern black accent at a dirge pace
We shall overcome, we shall overco-uhh-hummmm
Monica!
“Help!”
“I’m being hit with sniper-fire”
You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.
“You can’t lock me up with all of these negros!”
The taglines from the original movie:
“You don’t know women until you know them without men!”
“Will she come out a woman or a wildcat?”
“I’m melting…MELTING!!!”
“It’s my Fourth Amendment right to keep my twelve-inch black dildo!”
“Give it back!”
“Pardon ME Barack!”
“Don’t put me in the same cell with Moose!”
Quick! Somebody please call Planned Parenthood to get me out of here!
~crickets~
“I’ll Get you for this, Jarrett!!! I. WILL. GET. YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!”
It wasn’t MEEEE! It was the one-armed man!
What do you mean I can’t have conjugal visits with Huma?
“It was a fucking video that crashed my server!”
Old Hill should be happy now that orange is the new black!
“I’m about to be sexually assaulted with a broomstick! Somebody get me outta here!!!”
Avenge Me! My Little Flying Monkeys! Avenge Me!
(A mash-up of Wizard of Oz and Red Dawn references)
I see they finally nabbed the elusive Chapaqunt…
Where are the lesbians? I was told there would be lesbians!
Where are the white women? ##%^&*!!
Hey guard! I can smell your cunt!
Hey guard! You come in here and I’ll shove that nightstick so far up my… hey wait! come back!
“For those 3600 emails I deleted I sure got myself an education.”
I sold my soul to Satan. He aint going to like this so you better let me out!!!
I’m President Hillary now, so I’m telling you Bill – it puts the lotion on it’s skin…bwahahaha!!!
“Do these bars make me look fat ? “
I hit my head you f*ck*ng bastards! Brain damage! I never knew what I was doing! You saw those big thick fake glasses, ur, ahh,… special glasses I had to wear…
Get me my pantsuit and a Scotch RIGHT FUCKING NOW you fucking pigs!
She shrieks, “Bring me head of Trey Gowdy and some Thunderbird!’
The cage needs a sign that says ‘Do Not Feed The Snake’ (Ass, Monkey, Aardvark, Stink Bug, Sub-human Life Form, etc)
What do you mean Bill said piss off?
I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT HARD DRIVE!
“Hey you lousy screws! I said I wanted ice tea. And get this F-cking FAX machine out of my cell. You know I don’t know how to work it! Give me back my three phones, damn you!”
Don’t you know I only wear pantsuits, and who stole my faux pearls? Are you there, bitches? Anyone? Huma? Cheryl?
“Bill, you better spring me out of here, you bastard.
Or all bets are off!!!”
Do you know WhoTF I’m gonna be???
What difference does it make?
WHERE’S MY PHONECALL?!! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!
This cankle bracelet is too tight!
This place is cold and damp and causes my arthritis to flare up. Bring me my BenGayzi!
Delete Key. Another button that didn’t mean what it said.
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/misspelled-reset-button-embarrasses-clinton/375144.html
“I’m in”
Remember this?
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/01/20/clinton.announcement/index.html
Please! Just one more drinkeypoo. Whaaaaaa!
Why do this to meeeee? I’m just like everyone else! Why don’t they love me anymore?
David Burge @iowahawkblog
Hallmark should probably release a line of “sorry about your failed presidential campaign” greeting cards
Tell Huma that her widdle Snatchkins loves her!
And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling conservatives
“I aint no waze wired…”
“The sign said Trump Hotel !!”
“I demand a cavity search immediately!!!”
Naggar
With
Attitude
Straight Outta Chappaqua
Singing with a heavy southern black accent at a dirge pace
We shall overcome, we shall overco-uhh-hummmm
Monica!
“Help!”
“I’m being hit with sniper-fire”
You don’t understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.
“You can’t lock me up with all of these negros!”
The taglines from the original movie:
“You don’t know women until you know them without men!”
“Will she come out a woman or a wildcat?”
“I’m melting…MELTING!!!”
“It’s my Fourth Amendment right to keep my twelve-inch black dildo!”
“Give it back!”
“Pardon ME Barack!”
“Don’t put me in the same cell with Moose!”
Quick! Somebody please call Planned Parenthood to get me out of here!
~crickets~
“I’ll Get you for this, Jarrett!!! I. WILL. GET. YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!”
It wasn’t MEEEE! It was the one-armed man!
What do you mean I can’t have conjugal visits with Huma?
“It was a fucking video that crashed my server!”
Old Hill should be happy now that orange is the new black!
“I’m about to be sexually assaulted with a broomstick! Somebody get me outta here!!!”
Avenge Me! My Little Flying Monkeys! Avenge Me!
(A mash-up of Wizard of Oz and Red Dawn references)
I see they finally nabbed the elusive Chapaqunt…
Where are the lesbians? I was told there would be lesbians!
Where are the white women? ##%^&*!!
Hey guard! I can smell your cunt!
Hey guard! You come in here and I’ll shove that nightstick so far up my… hey wait! come back!
“For those 3600 emails I deleted I sure got myself an education.”
I sold my soul to Satan. He aint going to like this so you better let me out!!!
I’m President Hillary now, so I’m telling you Bill – it puts the lotion on it’s skin…bwahahaha!!!
“Do these bars make me look fat ? “
I hit my head you f*ck*ng bastards! Brain damage! I never knew what I was doing! You saw those big thick fake glasses, ur, ahh,… special glasses I had to wear…
Fuck You Trump!!!!!
https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump?fref=ts
Bad link, try this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5bELP8OpWI
You expect me to sit my beautiful ass down on a stainless steel toilet seat with piss all over it?
Do you people know who I am?!?
This toilet wine is AMAZING!
*runs tin cup back and forth over bars*
You dirty screws! Hmmmm…
HUMA, HIT THAT RESET BUTTON AGAIN!!
Stop! Wait! Come back! Last night in the shower you said it was forever!!!!!
Shouldn’t Jodie Foster be talking to her.
“This much of a difference?. Wait!!!!!”
No, I DON’T need your “free legal advice” Brian Funking Williams
It’s a vast right wing conspiracy.
It’s Bush’s fault!!!
But I Won!
Huma, drop the soap in the shower for me my pretty. Bring your beeded necklace.