Hell, this isn’t any better than my prison cell was.
Yikes, waaayyy to close to water!!
What are those white things?
Bill! Can’t you find a classer place to pick up bimbos!
“Mom the mentally ill neighbor is in the house again”
And what do they do in this space?
The floor is moist, the walls are dripping with odd liquids… It’s like Bill’s bedroom.
Am I dead?
My Mao pantsuits are in a closet bigger than this!
“The pink box above the sink is a perfect hiding spot…. just saying.”
Bill, Bill I know you are in here with her.
Where’s the gin?
So, this is what HELL looks like!?!?
Uhhhhhh…I have NO IDEA how to boil water.
So this is humble beginnings…
So this is where Huma’s Weiner lives now…the putz.
These fucking retarded peasants grow plants in the sink? And stop filming me, you fuck.”
I wonder where they keep their server?
Not a caption, but holy crap…that looks exactly like an apartment I lived in in the ’80s.
I didn’t have plants growing in the kitchen sink, though.
Laslos’ the best so far.
“Where is Huma? I’ve gone in my pants again”
So, do I start acting like I’m right at home now?
And tell Huma I need my hans sanitizer
O, my, what a beautiful plant. I just loovve plants. And what a cute little kitchen.
Sorry Jagpald.. I was giving You a thumbs up….but missed ….
Huma, ask Bill where he put my broom stick…the moon is full and I’m going for a ride.
This is not my beautiful house,
This is not my beautiful life
How do I work this?
Must. Not. Touch. Anything.
and I’m burning these shoes.
What the FUCK?
How long’s it been since you SS faggots cleaned the sink?
Lawd Lawd, it sho is nice of y’all to invite me ovah heah–oh you’re white. Hello Citizen!
Geez … Chelsea didn’t get much for $12 million …
Stupid Bitch!
THIS is where Bill’s been banging Huma?
That must be that hydroponics the kids are in to these days.
Smells like … cigars! Hold on a sec …
Yeah … the pool boy and his spick family of 12 will do right well in here …
“Oh, Chelsea, it doesn’t matter if you can cook or not. Daddy and I can buy you an apartment with a much bigger kitchen.”
BTW the kitchen in the photo would be considered YOOGE by New York standards.
I am the envy of all my girlfriends because I can actually fit a large bookcase for cookbooks in my kitchen.
Thought bubble: Gotta act like I know where I am…
Gotta act like I know what I’m doing…
Gotta act like…what?
Damn! Help! Think!
Who am I supposed to be?
Why do I get so confused these days?
So, this is how the little people live………cackle, cackle, cackle
“I’m here for the gangbang”
Good Gawd, the servant’s quarters are right off the entry
“OK, It’s too humid in here. I’m no computer nerd, but that closet in the bathroom would be better than this, right?”
What the hell kind of room is this?
Under Breath to recorder..
“I am in a nest of little people”
Whewwwww! I wouldnt go in there for at least twenty minuets.
This won’t work, I’m moving the server into the bathroom.
Change it to a thought bubble..
*%&%( stupid I^()^^(%$ Secret service!%$^&^%^ take ME through the servant’s entrance$$&**&()% @# *(%^%@
I think this needs a huma-dor…
Yes, Yes, you already mentioned this kitchen is exactly the same size as a Federal Prison cell
“Damn. He really did drag a $100 bill through the trailer park this time. Bring in the fixers.”
Salmon? They used Salmon as an accent color in a bisque palette? Retards
Hey, you guys ever take a crap so big your pantsuit fits better?
They promised field guidance tours would be a breeze.
“I thought my prison cell would be nicer than this”
the audio background…https://youtu.be/2gfhQ91rwZ8
How do I make this thing they call a “Samich'”?
Feed me Seymour.
Kitchen? How does it work?
Hell, this isn’t any better than my prison cell was.
Yikes, waaayyy to close to water!!
What are those white things?
Bill! Can’t you find a classer place to pick up bimbos!
“Mom the mentally ill neighbor is in the house again”
And what do they do in this space?
The floor is moist, the walls are dripping with odd liquids… It’s like Bill’s bedroom.
Am I dead?
My Mao pantsuits are in a closet bigger than this!
“The pink box above the sink is a perfect hiding spot…. just saying.”
Bill, Bill I know you are in here with her.
Where’s the gin?
So, this is what HELL looks like!?!?
Uhhhhhh…I have NO IDEA how to boil water.
So this is humble beginnings…
So this is where Huma’s Weiner lives now…the putz.
These fucking retarded peasants grow plants in the sink? And stop filming me, you fuck.”
I wonder where they keep their server?
Not a caption, but holy crap…that looks exactly like an apartment I lived in in the ’80s.
I didn’t have plants growing in the kitchen sink, though.
Laslos’ the best so far.
“Where is Huma? I’ve gone in my pants again”
So, do I start acting like I’m right at home now?
And tell Huma I need my hans sanitizer
O, my, what a beautiful plant. I just loovve plants. And what a cute little kitchen.
Sorry Jagpald.. I was giving You a thumbs up….but missed ….
Huma, ask Bill where he put my broom stick…the moon is full and I’m going for a ride.
This is not my beautiful house,
This is not my beautiful life
How do I work this?
Must. Not. Touch. Anything.
and I’m burning these shoes.
What the FUCK?
How long’s it been since you SS faggots cleaned the sink?
Lawd Lawd, it sho is nice of y’all to invite me ovah heah–oh you’re white. Hello Citizen!
Geez … Chelsea didn’t get much for $12 million …
Stupid Bitch!
THIS is where Bill’s been banging Huma?
That must be that hydroponics the kids are in to these days.
Smells like … cigars! Hold on a sec …
Yeah … the pool boy and his spick family of 12 will do right well in here …
“Oh, Chelsea, it doesn’t matter if you can cook or not. Daddy and I can buy you an apartment with a much bigger kitchen.”
BTW the kitchen in the photo would be considered YOOGE by New York standards.
I am the envy of all my girlfriends because I can actually fit a large bookcase for cookbooks in my kitchen.
Thought bubble:
Gotta act like I know where I am…
Gotta act like I know what I’m doing…
Gotta act like…what?
Damn! Help! Think!
Who am I supposed to be?
Why do I get so confused these days?
Cough-cough-cough-hack-cough!
Cough-cough-cough-hack-cough!
Cough-cough-cough-hack-cough!
Cough-cough-cough-hack-cough!