The scene is Peter Strzok getting bias sensitivity training at Starbuck’s headquarters. His skank, Lisa Page, is looking in.
The scene is Peter Strzok getting bias sensitivity training at Starbuck’s headquarters. His skank, Lisa Page, is looking in.
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Trumps hands are only this big.
What was it like on the set of the Munsters? Your mom was HOT!
As long as there was no intent to discriminate, there is no problem. What part of that do you need me to explain again?!
Didn’t you pay attention the first time you got the training? It’s not a “how to” lesson…
Thanks, dumbass…now you have exposed the entire FBI to scrutiny we haven’t seen since J. Edgar was prancing around…
“Who told you to watch the Venti caramel macchiato’s?”…
Next time you commit treason don’t do it with a woman without lips. If loose lips sink ships WTF do you think no lips can sink? You asshole…
About 100,000 bikers showed up out front. They’re all wearing MAGA shirts. They have a rope and they’re asking for you.
Why didn’t Hillary handle this herself? Trump would have been Vince Fostered!!!!
The proper way to greet women is to squeeze her breasts and make motorboat sounds. Let’s role play this.
Good lord guys…. I can’t believe I went to bed with that ugly bitch….
Calm down, Peter. Look at the sign. We’re here to train you to be MORE politically biased, not less!
This is what we call a “safe space”. We can talk freely here. Once you step outside, unfortunately, you will be in what we call “the real world”. All I can tell you is don’t bend over for the soap when you get to the big house.
But it was Trump that said Grab Them By The P*****.
“Okay Pete, I think we should start with your obvious bias against boinking attractive women…..
Why didn’t you guys tell me that MAGA could also mean My Ass Gets Annihilated?
“Awesome. You lied your ass off. Ain’t noone gonna do shit.”
Look. We blame it on the bitches. Start with the one outside.
“No, you haven’t earned your second scoop of vanilla.”
Your name is Peter Stroke??? PffftHahahaha.
No wonder you’re such a tool.
Pete. We’ve already been over this. He only LOOKS like your father, but Trump is NOT your father.
If you make a fart noise, they’ll end the interview quicker.
This is the most boring lecture I’ve ever attended. I wonder what is taking Linda so long? She was supposed to text me as soon as the restroom was clear for a quickie.
Don’t tell us you actually stuck your tongue in that huge shark mouth? And you survived? Holy Cow!
Of course you can be biased deep throaters, but NEVER write it down. Whisper it during pillow talk, aka the weekly staff meeting.
“I said Sex counseling, not sensitivity counseling you moron”
“Maybe they should change their name to Sawbux” to pay for all this horseshit!
“You can’t just change Your Screen Name You idiot…You’ve got to
change Your Avatar too !!!!!!”
All I got was this ugly girlfriend
Guys, you’ve started without me! It figures.
I wood but ima away from mi computter!
I just shit my pants:/
“If you and your ‘friend’ could stop texting and wrecking our credibility; that’d be great”
Everybody I know thinks Trump’s an ignorant, ill-mannered, egomaniac with an obsession to become dictator for life! How can I be biased if I think that, too?
Ok, let me explain… submission and dhimmitude, towards others.
Your choice “cisgens”…me too or #MeToo. Not facing jail time alone.
*knocknocknock*
“PEETIE! Buzz me in! Hurry! I REALLY hafta shit!!”
Wow, is it just me or do you guys feel like we are being watched? Can’t believe that Linda couldn’t make it because she was going to the dentist. Never did trust that lying bitch.
Why, you might ask, are we not facing 50 charges of treason?
Bitch set me up.
“I have to pee. Anyone know the bathroom code?”
“I remember seeing it in one of Hillary’s classified emails that the Russians intercepted.”
I don’t know why I did it. I have mommy issues. I was breast fed ‘til age 7…. by my father.
You should have never hidden the classified documents inside a pedophile’s lap top!
Peter, I just got word that you’ll be demoted to fitting room attendant at Target.
Peter! Turn around and look at me! My sleeve is caught in the door, you insensitive bastard! Get up and open the door right this minute! Jerk!
Peter, that’s a sassy little gal you got there, you dog!
Aw shucks! That sassy little thing really makes my wife mad!
Ha ha ha and he he he. Lets get started.
I don’t care how hard you cheat, you can’t call voters names until AFTER the election.
Repeat after me. MAGA. MaaaGaaaa.
Be courteous, smile, and don’t show your disgust. And bring a beach ball, you’re working Joe Biden’s pool party this weekend.
Is this a cover up for Michelle’s baby daddy down low ??
I know your not too bright …. how did you get those promotions anyway ?
Remember. They’re not called ‘targets’, they’re called ‘Conservatives’.
Don’t drop your gun on the dance floor or leave it in a backpack unattended. Somebody always gets shot and that’s a lot of paperwork.
MJA –
Bwahahaha !
We need some dance moves with loaded firearm in these rooms.
Please don’t start crying again…there’s only 5 questions on the the final exam. We’ll go over the answers once again. Please! try to keep up with me
“Here’s the secret. Your left shoe’s heel should be at least as tall as my hands are wide, which will counter your serious left lean so that you’ll stand straight. I mean you won’t be one, but you will look just like a real FBI agent.
“For the last time,…. Q said NO DEALS!”