Cop: “Can I crank your tail to see if you sound like a siren?”
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Are you using catnip right now?
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Cop: Sir, don’t hiss at me and please retract your claws. I don’t think you’d like it if I called in a canine unit for back-up would you?
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What kind of a car would a cat drive? A Catillac of course. And the cat would put Esso gasoline in it because it would give him a tiger in the tank.
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I look forward to the continued commentary.
Perhaps as good as the video itself…
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If a cat owned a farm, he/she’d drive a Caterpillar tractor.
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As I recall, back in the 1950’s and maybe even till the 1970’s young guys were often called “cats”.
Like this: All the cats want to dance with (oh) Sweet Little Sixteen. I like the way Chuck Berry got that little “oh” in there in the last line of the song.
And this: All the cats and chicks can get their kicks at The Hop. By Danny and the Juniors.
He was heading to the McDonald’s drive-thru to see his savior from the Haitians, Donald Trump…
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Oops, just watched it
Hell, I thought it may have been a real cat!
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I thought it might have been Toonces until I watched.
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The driver was feline offended, fur sure.
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Easy answer. Call Animal Control. Put them up for adoption. This is satire. But I’ll almost guarantee you this has actually happened in the Golden Shower State.
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Sorry Geoff, but I’ll bet they’re driving a a Jaguar, a Sunbeam Tiger or an old Mercury Lynx
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Missed it by that much.
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Ray cist
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A cool cat would drive a Cougar
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‘What should we do’ he asks. How about being freakin normal and stop this woke BS.
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When I first saw “preferred pronouns” showing up at coworkers on-line contact info I thought “OMG, they are going to force us to add that!”
I thought about quitting if they did, but then I decided I would put “banana/walnuts”.
Luckily it never became mandatory.
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I saw one recently of a woman’s preferred pronouns as She/Her.
That’s OK. Good. My take is that she uses it as a protest against wokism.
Cop: “Can I crank your tail to see if you sound like a siren?”
Are you using catnip right now?
Cop: Sir, don’t hiss at me and please retract your claws. I don’t think you’d like it if I called in a canine unit for back-up would you?
What kind of a car would a cat drive? A Catillac of course. And the cat would put Esso gasoline in it because it would give him a tiger in the tank.
I look forward to the continued commentary.
Perhaps as good as the video itself…
If a cat owned a farm, he/she’d drive a Caterpillar tractor.
As I recall, back in the 1950’s and maybe even till the 1970’s young guys were often called “cats”.
Like this: All the cats want to dance with (oh) Sweet Little Sixteen. I like the way Chuck Berry got that little “oh” in there in the last line of the song.
And this: All the cats and chicks can get their kicks at The Hop. By Danny and the Juniors.
…was he a stray?
https://youtu.be/vEtbfzMLVWU?si=ml9eeKfeE3rP4aV6
He was heading to the McDonald’s drive-thru to see his savior from the Haitians, Donald Trump…
Oops, just watched it
Hell, I thought it may have been a real cat!
I thought it might have been Toonces until I watched.
The driver was feline offended, fur sure.
Easy answer. Call Animal Control. Put them up for adoption. This is satire. But I’ll almost guarantee you this has actually happened in the Golden Shower State.
Sorry Geoff, but I’ll bet they’re driving a a Jaguar, a Sunbeam Tiger or an old Mercury Lynx
Missed it by that much.
Ray cist
A cool cat would drive a Cougar
‘What should we do’ he asks. How about being freakin normal and stop this woke BS.
When I first saw “preferred pronouns” showing up at coworkers on-line contact info I thought “OMG, they are going to force us to add that!”
I thought about quitting if they did, but then I decided I would put “banana/walnuts”.
Luckily it never became mandatory.
I saw one recently of a woman’s preferred pronouns as She/Her.
That’s OK. Good. My take is that she uses it as a protest against wokism.