Cop: “Can I crank your tail to see if you sound like a siren?”
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Are you using catnip right now?
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Cop: Sir, don’t hiss at me and please retract your claws. I don’t think you’d like it if I called in a canine unit for back-up would you?
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What kind of a car would a cat drive? A Catillac of course. And the cat would put Esso gasoline in it because it would give him a tiger in the tank.
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I look forward to the continued commentary.
Perhaps as good as the video itself…
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If a cat owned a farm, he/she’d drive a Caterpillar tractor.
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As I recall, back in the 1950’s and maybe even till the 1970’s young guys were often called “cats”.
Like this: All the cats want to dance with (oh) Sweet Little Sixteen. I like the way Chuck Berry got that little “oh” in there in the last line of the song.
And this: All the cats and chicks can get their kicks at The Hop. By Danny and the Juniors.
Cop: “Can I crank your tail to see if you sound like a siren?”
Are you using catnip right now?
Cop: Sir, don’t hiss at me and please retract your claws. I don’t think you’d like it if I called in a canine unit for back-up would you?
What kind of a car would a cat drive? A Catillac of course. And the cat would put Esso gasoline in it because it would give him a tiger in the tank.
I look forward to the continued commentary.
Perhaps as good as the video itself…
If a cat owned a farm, he/she’d drive a Caterpillar tractor.
As I recall, back in the 1950’s and maybe even till the 1970’s young guys were often called “cats”.
Like this: All the cats want to dance with (oh) Sweet Little Sixteen. I like the way Chuck Berry got that little “oh” in there in the last line of the song.
And this: All the cats and chicks can get their kicks at The Hop. By Danny and the Juniors.
…was he a stray?
https://youtu.be/vEtbfzMLVWU?si=ml9eeKfeE3rP4aV6
He was heading to the McDonald’s drive-thru to see his savior from the Haitians, Donald Trump…
Oops, just watched it
Hell, I thought it may have been a real cat!
I thought it might have been Toonces until I watched.