CDC releases guide to having sex while infected with Monkeypox

35 Comments on CDC releases guide to having sex while infected with Monkeypox

1. I would assume you’d look like a monkey fxcking a football

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2. Since it’s a fag/monkey thing, why are they imaging males and females?

   mortem tyrannis
   izlamo delenda est …

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3. Ummm…CDC, why aren’t you being inclusive?
   Why are you showing sex between male/female, when it’s primarily spread through the gay community.
   Shouldn’t you be showing the gay dudes how to reduce their chances of spread (pardon any pun).

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4. I don’t have sex with monkeys – I just suck em off.
   Bill Clinton said that ain’t sex.

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5. Masks! Masks! Masks!
   Should i wear “the” mask during sex?
   I need directive

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6. I saw pics of the pox.
   Anything that’s sporting those oozing pustules, isn’t getting close enough to say hello, let alone have sex.

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7. The CDC advised travelers to avoid contact with dead or live wild animals, including monkeys and rodents. Travelers should also avoid eating bushmeat (wild game).

   Reading between the lines, the CDC is saying not to screw road-kill. That’s sure to seriously annoy, inconvenience, and frustrate an awful lot of progressive GBLTs.

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8. @MissinMi and they all look pretty white to me too…except maybe that woman who’s having sex with her clothes on.

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9. ^^^^^ Dat Racist. Lol

   I heard they were going to change the name because it’s demeaning to Monkeys.

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10. at the risk of posting too fast as I haven’t posted in a couple of days here we go: @Brad: you would probably look like a monkey trying to fuck a monkey. Also missed important rule for safe sex for this present, past and probably future viruses “do not stick your stick in the backside of any male human or other primates, or probably any other animals just to be safe”

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11. Whatever you do, don’t spit on it.

12. wonky honky

    But only if I were fucking you. There, I made you wet.

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13. Where’s the graphic of “Men? Do Not Fuck Each Other In The Ass”

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14. Nothing to see here since it appears that only fags get this shit.

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15. How fucked up in the head would someone have to be to be having sex with someone covered with festering pustules in the first place?

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16. brad, you take shit way out of context. you said “you would probably look like a monkey trying to fuck a football” i said “you would look like a monkey trying to fuck a monkey’ not you in particular, but if you want to try to sound like a badass knock yourself out, it would not cross my mind to think of you having sex with anything much less make me wet.

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17. Gross!
    Someone being paid with our money actually sat around thinking this up

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18. Ambiguity with the written word is no one’s friend.

19. Wearing a mask during sex may help to stop the monkey from identifying you in a lineup.

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20. Oh, and, I was going to say…

    You can pick your friends,
    And you can pick your pustules,
    But you shouldn’t pick your friend’s pustules.

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21. Wear clothes? May as well get in the shower with your clothes on and save water by doing your laundry at the same time. I think ahead. BTW, what exactly is going on in those pics? I’ve been married for 53 years and sex didn’t look like any of those pics. I’m curious as to what the male and female are doing “wear clothes” pic. Seems awkward.

    @Beachmom: I’m actually LMAO at how stupid the government is in depicting how grownups should be having safe sex, yet they allow trannies, pedophiles, and flaming faggots around children. Whoever came up with their stupid ideas, should be fired.

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22. How long does the pox last, for crying out loud! Are there people out there who, being fairly sick with disgusting (and probably irritating) blisters who can’t forgo sex long enough to get healthy?! Hey, is this a PSA for “sex workers” or something?

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23. Carefully clean your “Buffalo Bill skin suit” after each use.

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24. Having sex, one way or another, is the most important thing in the world to liberals and assorted pervs. Gotta, gotta have it!

    They think like a 17 year old boy who pleasures himself while looking at pictures of naked women. Most guys remember what that’s like…I certainly do.

    The sex thing is a monkey (speaking of monkeys) on your back till you get older, slower, and wiser.

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25. Masturbating six feet apart isn’t exactly having sex.

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26. Q. How to have sex while infected with Monkeypox?

    A: DON’T.

    Problem solved.

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27. WTF…why do they use images of heterosexual partners? Monkeypox is primarily a HOMOSEXUAL transmitted issue. Those fuckers are into ass fucking each other, remember??? They would rub up on a dead roadkill if it pleasured them.

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28. This is all about catering to faggots.

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29. I don’t know why, but this whole monkeypox thing reminds me of this song that I hate with a passion 🤔

    https://youtu.be/xat1GVnl8-k

30. Boy you guys just love talking bout focking the monkey, then doing your boy friend, then coming home to your wife. The perfect tri-fecta. Sounds gay all day long.

31. Heatsync,
    My thought exactly.
    Dear CDC. Let me make it SOOOO simple for you, it would use only a half sheet of paper.

    “Guide To Having Sex While Infected With Monkeypox.
    DON’T!
    The End.”

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32. Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg you cheating little bitch……….HOW COULD YOU????
    AND WITH A MONKEY, NO LESS!
    That’s IT!
    I’m taking the twins and going home to mother.
    “You can kiss my ass goodbye”.

33. @Chasten’s Handsom and Handy Starfish —

    Shouldn’t that be “You CAN’T kiss my ass goodbye”? (-:

34. Dating site for Monkeypox carriers in 3, 2, 1…

35. My roommate at Penn State claimed she dated a guy who could shoot the choked chicken juice a distance of six feet away. She kept his Farrah Fawcett poster to prove it.