23 Comments on Celebrity Deformities You Never Knew They Had
Michelle Obama had a twin conjoined identical Sasquatch brother. True story.
You left out Hillary’s vagina dentata.
(Look it up. I’m not explaining it.)
🙂
You aren’t poking fun at Jimmy Durante, are you? It’s not his fault he had huge feet.
Joe Biden was born anencephalic, same as Nancy Pelosi, but their families could afford first rate plastic surgery.
I didn’t need to look it up. And I’m not explaining that, either. (-:
Much like Bull Sharks, Sasquatch are born with a full set of menacing teeth, and often ingest each other while still in utero.
Snapped up by the more aggressive sibling, and snarfed, just like he was a 7/11 microwave burrito. True story.
LOLOLOL
No wonder he loves sitting on the edge of his desk.
MJA
He loves the noise it makes when he rides down the stairs in the buff.
He cracks them up big-time with that routine at Man’s Country.
True Story.
Man, that ass musta been a real show-stopper when it came to sliding down banesters as a kid! Now wonder he’s got no nutz… he had to go front side down all the time!
I said “cracks”.
Heh heh heh.
You didn’t mention that Obama speaks out of his horizontal ass crack.
Y’know the secret service code name for Obama’s horizontal ass crack?
“Male Slot”
Barach Hussein Obama is Micheal ‘Mooch’ Obama’s co-joined at the head fraternal twin sister who was separated from him at birth leaving an ugly scar on each of them that eventually healed and became their brains!
Forget it, I’m not being grossed out by that one. Ha.
That means he has two horizontal ass cracks, and the crap flowing thru the one on his face is worse than what comes out the back one.
A horizontal ass crack? I thought he was born with a stick up his ass.
I thought Obama was born trans stupid. I never heard of half those celebrates.
Damn straight. Nobody needs
to know how you got that lisp.
; D
Most celebrity deformities are immediately apparent the moment they comment on current events.
Oprah has a multi- ass, just like MichO
Don’t care much if Halle Berry has 6, 7, or 12 twelve toes….she has nice boobs
The fact that she has three of them
just makes it better, right?
Michelle Obama had a twin conjoined identical Sasquatch brother. True story.
You left out Hillary’s vagina dentata.
(Look it up. I’m not explaining it.)
🙂
You aren’t poking fun at Jimmy Durante, are you? It’s not his fault he had huge feet.
Joe Biden was born anencephalic, same as Nancy Pelosi, but their families could afford first rate plastic surgery.
I didn’t need to look it up. And I’m not explaining that, either. (-:
Much like Bull Sharks, Sasquatch are born with a full set of menacing teeth, and often ingest each other while still in utero.
Snapped up by the more aggressive sibling, and snarfed, just like he was a 7/11 microwave burrito. True story.
LOLOLOL
No wonder he loves sitting on the edge of his desk.
MJA
He loves the noise it makes when he rides down the stairs in the buff.
He cracks them up big-time with that routine at Man’s Country.
True Story.
Man, that ass musta been a real show-stopper when it came to sliding down banesters as a kid! Now wonder he’s got no nutz… he had to go front side down all the time!
I said “cracks”.
Heh heh heh.
You didn’t mention that Obama speaks out of his horizontal ass crack.
Y’know the secret service code name for Obama’s horizontal ass crack?
“Male Slot”
Barach Hussein Obama is Micheal ‘Mooch’ Obama’s co-joined at the head fraternal twin sister who was separated from him at birth leaving an ugly scar on each of them that eventually healed and became their brains!
Forget it, I’m not being grossed out by that one. Ha.
That means he has two horizontal ass cracks, and the crap flowing thru the one on his face is worse than what comes out the back one.
A horizontal ass crack? I thought he was born with a stick up his ass.
I thought Obama was born trans stupid. I never heard of half those celebrates.
Damn straight. Nobody needs
to know how you got that lisp.
; D
Most celebrity deformities are immediately apparent the moment they comment on current events.
Oprah has a multi- ass, just like MichO
Don’t care much if Halle Berry has 6, 7, or 12 twelve toes….she has nice boobs
The fact that she has three of them
just makes it better, right?