“Celebrity Fart Trafficking” – IOTW Report

“Celebrity Fart Trafficking”

h/t JD Hasty, NAAC

The Great Debate Aftermath: Fart Poachers and Celebrity Bidding Wars!

7 Comments on “Celebrity Fart Trafficking”

  1. Nice Sir David Attenborough impersonation. The BBC would actually make a documentary like this just because. What’s the going price for a mason jar of Biden farts, I wouldn’t give you a wooden nickel for it or a 3-dollar bill with Biden’s smug blank face on the front. And saying in demons we trust and killing everyone who disagrees with us is a must. FJB! And jill too, they both smell like old guy poo, boo stinking hoo.

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  2. The problem with trying to sell celebrity farts is documenting provenance. It would be much simpler to develop a market in celebrity shit because you can extract DNA from shit and then prove poopternity.

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  3. Catholics: An American voting block enslaved by the Democrats.

    Abortion Support: Scandalous to the Catholic Church.

    Excommunication: Emancipation for Catholics.

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