Chelsea Clinton’s Tweets Reveal…

46 Comments on Chelsea Clinton’s Tweets Reveal…

1. The face of the next generation of liberals. Without lipstick

2. *shudder*

   You know, I have Lupus. Sometimes I get a big old rash across my face. And, on occasion, I turn a tad yellow. But I will never, EVER, think I look bad anymore. Not after seeing a close-up of Chelsea. Even in the worst flare, I look like a freaking Super Model compared to her.

3. Web Hubble! That’s what’s going on with her face.

4. Why does she look so much like Webb Hubbel?

5. “What’s wrong with your faaaaaaaaaaa-cceeeee?”

6. She looks like a pile of spoiled lunch meat.

7. Ugly on the inside and out.

8. Waking up next to that; my dick would take a vacation, permanently.

9. She has a face that would stop a watch!

10. Nothing wrong with that face that 30+ years for tax fraud & espionage won’t fix.

11. There’s a rash all inside her ears and even on her mouth. Did that start after the stress of her mom’s continual losses? lol

12. What would it take? A warehouse full of Viagra?

13. Class assignment. use ‘howdy doody’ and ‘woody’ in the same sentence.

14. There is no corroding enduring bitterness like the anger a really funny looking woman about her looks. Poor ol Chelsea. She never had a chance. The usual cure is to develop good character. Think that is going to happen?

15. It scares the hell out of me when ever I see the name “CHELSEA CLINTON” on a IOTW post. I have a vision etched into my memory of her sitting on the back of a sports fisher swim platform with a red cousin it like creature crawling out of her crotch. Something I will get even for. My therapists says some mental images just won’t fade.

16. Hit every branch on the ugly tree when she fell from the top..

17. Bad_Brad- I’m always afraid to look at the news because every time her name is on it, I think they’re announcing she’s run for office. Granted, she’ll lose and she’ll be made fun of by the left an right, but I ain’t got extra time for her. Shit.

18. MJA, Oh she will run for something, no question. If you have no viable skills to generate income there’s only one thing left to do. Run for office.

19. You know, I never thought she looked like Webb Hubble. I think she just inherited Bill and Hillary’s worst attributes, inside and out. Her childhood brainwashing did the rest.

20. looks like she had a fire on her face and someone put it out with an ice pick

21. Hey, people, I thought it was against the law and ASPCA regulations to insult Chipmunks! ” You in a heap of trouble Lucy”!

22. What was that old phrase– ah yes— Beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the bone

23. You mean Chelsea Hubble. She just has bad acne.

24. I still say her real father is Janet Reno!

25. Marc Mezvinsky is a hell of a guy

26. “rash all inside her ears and even on her mouth”

    protein burns?

27. Like mother, like daughter.

28. Anyone has the right to be whatever they want to be, even ugly as sin; but did you ever notice how liberal women tend to abuse the privilege?

29. Her old face is growing back. (h/t Cripes Suzette)

30. Oh, give her a break … if your face had been where her face has been, it’d be all broke out, too!
    (and kinda goofy-lookin)

    izlamo delenda est …

31. The lifeguards had to be called to Brighton Beach to remove Chelsea, so the tide could come in!

32. You would think she would put on some face spackle before going out in public! What an ugly girl inside and out.

33. I suspect that she’s going to run for Congress or the Senate in 2020 unless she’s stopped. What I’d like to know is where is the investigation into the Clinton Foundation going? Where’s the money? Did Bill extract 6 million from the foundation like some net rumours maintain? I hope to hell nobody has backed away from a down to the last paperclip audit of that money laundering, extortion scheme. If a real investigation is completed Chelsea won’t be running for anything except maybe for a job in the prison kitchen.

34. I don’t see anything wrong.
    She’s as incurably ugly close up as are the other Clintons

35. Mouth full of daddy’s sperm?

36. someone splashed her with holy water?

37. Was she actually born via the birth canal?

38. Chulsie, no matter what Chris Cillizza was whispering in your mama’s ear…

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/03/25/why-the-dynasty-attack-on-jeb-bush-and-hillary-clinton-doesnt-matter-as-much-as-you-think/?utm_term=.f29bb9732726

    …We are indeed sick of dynasties.

    And you don’t have much more time with mom, either. Or dad. Poor guy hasn’t been the same since he got hepatitis from a liver transplant.

39. Wonder if it’s a stress breakout because she is being forced into something she doesn’t want and feels incapable of doing.

40. You hafta chisel away the crater spackle every coupla weeks, and grind off the dead part.

41. Dude, that’s a DUDE!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijIfNwqzdzs
    .

42. OMG, that one’s so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water!

43. too late to revive billy beer? that’s their next step (retch)

44. Looks like somebody took some sand paper
    to that ass and tried to rub the ugly off.

45. Considering the Dindoo’s have been whining about the racism of black silhouette paper range targets, I’d like to recommend a replacement…

46. That face could stop a soccer riot.