Chow Mein, China (World News Bureau) – President and First Lady Trump arrived in China Wednesday to a royal welcome replete with marching bands and hundreds of fawning children yelling “We ruv rou!”
Chinese newspapers gushed over Melania’s beauty and style, comparing her favorably to her predecessor: more
Melania exudes decency and intelligence.
The chimp has shown “her?” black soul.
Bottom center left, view from behind; that plaid number says it all about Mike’s fashion sense.
I swear, every time I see one of those Michelle pictures, I have the same reflex reaction when I’m at the grocery store checkout line behind one of those fat, slovenly EBT whores buying a cart-full of steaks and diet coke.
*shudder*
After Michelle, a grouper or a sturgeon would be a refreshing change.
But we have Melania.
We are truly blessed in the hot First Lady category
This first lady is miles above the last one who had the fashion sense of a rodeo clown and the physique of a 58 plymouth.
The physique of a 58 plymouth that’ll make you grab the white “steering wheel of the Saturday night Buuuuuick!
Whuts up with that last shot? Did she dive into Cindy Lauper’s clothes hamper to come up with that???
Are the first two dresses or fart megaphones?
Anyone can see that Melania is beautiful and stylish. Melania’s most attractive features, however, are the competence, grace, love, and intelligence she exudes.
Don’t forget that Aunt Esther reincarnated has the ability to take the brain of anyone she holds hands with and turn it to liberal mush. Case in point George W Bush……provided there probably wasn’t a lot there.
Its entirely too easy to compare beauty, style and grace with a sasquatch.
I have nothing but contempt for our previous first lady and nothing but praises for the present one. Melania brings back memories of Jackie’s Camelot era.
LOL! MJA, that was hilarious and I “ruv rou” for posting this. What a great way to start the day! 😀
remember clothes can dress up the outside of a person.
but class shines through from the inside.
apparently mike wasn’t blessed with either class or a fashion sense.
OK. “World News Bureau.” Got it.
MAGA
Rage before beauty…or something like that.
I’ve never seen a boob belt so big that it looks like you just won Wrestlemania.
You do know CPUSA is grooming (and not with just a curry comb) Manchelle to run for President in 2020?
The nightmare isn’t over.
Well, I hope that picture of Melania’s Boobs is photoshopped. It looks like something CNN would be touting to show her lack of class.
Lest we forget they also made Barky Obutthole and his Gnu of a spouse use the cattle exit when they arrived!
The Chinese admire grace and poise in women.
Can you imagine the horror felt with Moose galumphing around the ancient art?
There’s no comparison between the two. Mooch is not in the same league was the Wookie. For once in my life, I am proud of our First Lade Melania.
’58 Plymouth : )
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The above comment by me did not come out right. The Mooch is not in the same league as Melania. When one has beauty, grace, and manners, one simply can’t compare the two. The wookie will always be an embarrasment to America. I hear the Mooch is being groomed to run for the Presidency. Oh please, yes put the Wookie up against the Trumpster. Do it!
I like the fact that everyone keeps calling her Mike.
I consider it a serious oversight that Michelle’s blue Scrubbing Bubbles gown didn’t make it to this montage.
Gack Couture at it’s finest.
What did you expect Organ, Barry looks like a Checker cab with the front doors open.
Mooch…The all american rags to riches story, but she decided to bring the rags along.
As much as the press fawned and slathered praise over Michelle Obama, it’s not lost on me that they also took all those unflattering photos of her. Their words to the contrary, they knew.
Who can forget the photograph of the Spanish royal princess and the wife of the President of France walking up the steps with Moochelle. The height of European fashion meets the Goodwill store.
She had to be the worst dressed FOTUS ever.
Who can forget the photograph of the Spanish royal princess and the wife of the President of France walking up the steps with Moochelle. The height of European fashion meets the Goodwill store.
She had to be the worst dressed FOTUS ever.