China Claims Footage Of “Penguin Waddle” After COVID Anal Swab Is “Fake” – IOTW Report

China Claims Footage Of “Penguin Waddle” After COVID Anal Swab Is “Fake”

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Authorities said a video of people waddling out of a hospital, which reportedly was viewed millions of times before being taken down, does not show people who have been subjected to the anal swab test.   

The video, set to a laugh track, is doctored and fake, officials said, though an explanation on what the video does show was not offered.  

The new tests, which involve inserting a cotton-tipped swab about 1-2 inches into the rectum and which Chinese authorities say can detect the virus more accurately than oral and nasal methods, are only used in high-risk cases owing to the less-than-convenient method of testing. More

Judge for yourself how comfortable these children look after getting swabbed by their government. Watch

27 Comments on China Claims Footage Of “Penguin Waddle” After COVID Anal Swab Is “Fake”

  1. Try getting a test from me that way…

    I’m going to Taco Bell & KFC 1 hour before that test and showing up with a smile. Wear a fuckin raincoat Mr Mayor.

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  2. Patient: Hi Doc, I’m here for my test.
    Doctor: OK. Take off your pants and we’ll get started.
    Patient: Where should I put them?
    Doctor: Just lay them on the floor next to mine.

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  3. Doctor: Now that we’re done with that, lets check for colon cancer. I’ll just take a little nasal swab and send it off to the lab.

    I think we’re getting punked by the ChiComs.

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  4. Let’s start checking the urethra for sore throats I guess?

    Got a stomach ache? Prepare to have your eyes examined.

    ‘There might be traces of covid in your poop’ wouldn’t SYMPTOMS and a nasal swab tell you that?

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  5. The CCP finally figured out something to do with those billions and billions of used disposable wooden chopsticks filling up their trash dumps. They just have to add a little cotton on the end, but that’s easy when you have all that Uighur and dissident slave labor at hand.

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  6. This is all just part of the leadup to the final humiliation:

    “OK, now we’re going to test to see if COVID-19 has damaged your lung function. To do this, you will be blindfolded and required to suck as hard as you can on a large semi-flexible hose-type device which will measure your air intake capacity. The test may take some time, so try to minimize your gag reflex and just keep sucking.”

    “How will I know when the test is completed?”

    “You’ll know.”

    😉

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