Forbes
Authorities said a video of people waddling out of a hospital, which reportedly was viewed millions of times before being taken down, does not show people who have been subjected to the anal swab test.
The video, set to a laugh track, is doctored and fake, officials said, though an explanation on what the video does show was not offered.
The new tests, which involve inserting a cotton-tipped swab about 1-2 inches into the rectum and which Chinese authorities say can detect the virus more accurately than oral and nasal methods, are only used in high-risk cases owing to the less-than-convenient method of testing. More
Judge for yourself how comfortable these children look after getting swabbed by their government. Watch
Going up the poop chute to check for a respiratory disease? Is that logical? Pasadena.
That was the father Patrick O’Malley swab technique…..
Mmmmmm …
Oh, Pete!
*BLUSH*
Can I have those used swabs?
Both hands were on their shoulders?🥴
Try getting a test from me that way…
I’m going to Taco Bell & KFC 1 hour before that test and showing up with a smile. Wear a fuckin raincoat Mr Mayor.
You have corn in you covid.
“your”
American taxpayers are about to start walking like that.
Patient: Hi Doc, I’m here for my test.
Doctor: OK. Take off your pants and we’ll get started.
Patient: Where should I put them?
Doctor: Just lay them on the floor next to mine.
Pete Butthead is excited. So is fauci and his 10 masks. They can have a BSDM orgy with all this.- if they haven’t already.
Doctor: Now that we’re done with that, lets check for colon cancer. I’ll just take a little nasal swab and send it off to the lab.
I think we’re getting punked by the ChiComs.
I have been trying to forget about Jerry Nadler shitting his pants on television and you bastards have screwed that up. Thanks a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg1LUuHkAU
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Chinks are trying to mollify the ragheads.
izlamo delenda est …
Considering most of Us are smart Asses..I’d think We’d know if We had it 😉
@ Brad FEBRUARY 2, 2021 AT 4:11 PM,
Oh we’ve been punked alright but I don’t think it’s by the xicomms.
Why not just send up a gerbil?
Let’s start checking the urethra for sore throats I guess?
Got a stomach ache? Prepare to have your eyes examined.
‘There might be traces of covid in your poop’ wouldn’t SYMPTOMS and a nasal swab tell you that?
They weren’t suppose to use Marine Corps pugil sticks.
The CCP finally figured out something to do with those billions and billions of used disposable wooden chopsticks filling up their trash dumps. They just have to add a little cotton on the end, but that’s easy when you have all that Uighur and dissident slave labor at hand.
That swab must have stirred a hibernating dung beetle from his winters rest.
What a lovely way to say stick one up your ass
This is all just part of the leadup to the final humiliation:
“OK, now we’re going to test to see if COVID-19 has damaged your lung function. To do this, you will be blindfolded and required to suck as hard as you can on a large semi-flexible hose-type device which will measure your air intake capacity. The test may take some time, so try to minimize your gag reflex and just keep sucking.”
“How will I know when the test is completed?”
“You’ll know.”
😉
This anal swap BS is calculated to further humiliate, confuse and demoralize.
All part of the satanic Scamdemic, Great Reset plan.
I do not know what to say really what you share very well and useful to the community, I feel that it makes our community much more developed, thanks
Chasten just ties a rag around the end of his cock to swab MY ass!