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Wanda Group, the property and theme park conglomerate built by former People’s Liberation Army officer Wang Jianlin, will spend 12 billion yuan (US$1.74 billion) to build a theme park in the Communist Party’s revolutionary birthplace, Yan’an, to cash in on the growing trend of so-called, “red tourism.” More
Early reports are that not many visitors are lining up for “The Long March” experience but many have come away thrilled after taking the “Great Leap Forward” ride.
Yeah, I’ll sign up for this after I go on all the medications with side affects like flesh eating genital bacteria.
I think we already have a communist theme park. It’s called Washington, DC.
…but they seem to have some sort of problem with the “White House” attraction, though, since they’ve had signs on the barrycades blocking it for the last 2 years about it undergoing “revision” by the Mueller Deconstruction Company…
…might want to avoid the “Thousand Flowers” ride…i hear many enter, but few leave….
If it was in Russia they could call it Gulag land, the paradise place for workers of the world but the chinks will probably call it Mao land and their mascot could be Mickey Mao. M I C K EY MAO, who’s the leader of the plan it’s none other MICKEY MAO and he has a guaranteed KILLER commie theme park in mind. Just don’t eat the omelettes if you could trust Chinese eggs if you know what I mean.
…I’ve heard the Tiananmen Tank Experience is leaving most participants feeling pretty flat…
Let’s all ride on the “ great purge”. Fun for the whole family.
Mr. mao’s wild ride
The Jungle Warfare ride.
There’s strength in numbers which would allow the Chinese masses to overcome their struggles but I suspect their numbers are entrapped in common-core math or the stringent teachings in Chinese schools leaves most Chinamen without the ability to think for themselves, perhaps both.
Let’s ride the Maotterhorn!
Will their theme park have a memorial for
Adolf Hitler
YES
Adolf Hitler
Who was a totalitarian leftist extremist.
The MSM has always promulgated the lie that
Hitler and Mussolini were the opposite of
communist policy
when they were in fact the embodiment of it.
There is such a thing as right wing extremism
and it was visible for a while during the
Spanish Civil War under the guise of anarchy.
Right wing extremism is Anarchy
and how often do you see that ?
The MSM will always try to tell you that
anything opposed to the leftist extremism
that they propagate and promulgate as centrist
common sense is right wing extremism .
The core fundamental lie of the left has just been exposed.
So also the core fundamental lie of the MSM.
There is nothing centrist about leftist thought,
Stay away from the Tienamen Square Tank Ride.
…I heard that Planned Parenthood was the main sponsor of “Deng’s Wild One-Childer”. Not to give out spoilers, but they collaborated most closely on the abattoir at the end, to work out problems like making it so the rotating knives would only take out the girls…
…they’ve worked out the issues with the Tibetian Torture Experience’s interactive portions by simply using Communist Party cards as Fast Passes to help separate people at the quenes between “TorturER” and “TorturEE”…
There will be a shooting gallery, called the Tibetan Wild West Shoot-out. Instead of fake ducks and squirrels popping up, it’ll be real dissidents forced to pop their heads up. The rifles will be real, and so will the ammunition.
So much fun for the Young Red Pioneers.
Musical selections ale rimited to the Oaklidge Boys
“Giddy up (OOM PAPA MAO MAO)”
(Announcement over the park PA)”…guest of Deng’s Dominion are reminded that monitoring of your conversations is taking place while you are ” on-property” for your safety and convenience. Guest who have specific criticisms of the Park Management Committee will be invited by uniformed cast members to participate in our “Real Bodies” exhibit for a TRUE ” insider’s” experience…”
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“THERE are “grave concerns” that many of the cadavers featured in “Real Bodies: The Exhibition” to open in Australia once belonged to Chinese political prisoners who were tortured and murdered.”
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/human-body/real-bodies-the-exhibition-controversy-about-disturbing-origins-of-corpses/news-story/fb3e9d7702cfdbb1bba171b87df9ca32
The Great Leap Forward ride is to die for.
The big rides can only be paid for in years of indentured servitude.
Re-education Camp Adventure.
The Seven Commie Dwarfs: barack, Fauxcahantas, hillary, alexandra, sarsour, bernie and soros.
…the food is good, though, if you can find any, but if you go for the “Traditional” menu, don’t be surprised if you hear barking shortly before you’re served…
Paid for with other people’s money. Ours.
How can anyone go when everyone is being snitched on to the government and being fined and punished?
Unless the visits to the park will be mandatory.
What is with Mao’s hair? From the front, in looks like half a donut.
Mary Jane: Business in front…communist party in back.
@Supernightshade
All over the park there will be “Red Star Real China Hot Dogs” stands. The cat-sup is real too.
Cat sup is the only Condemnant left
all of the Must tards are in DC
(That’s really reaching…But I’m Hammered and will allow it)
You are correct…and avoid the ratatouille, @Tim Buktu…
https://youtu.be/Y8C3NjDPbQs
…the cry of the East…”Is it dead, or is it dinner?”…
…this is fun and all, but seriously, NOT joking about Communist killing political opposition, mutilating and “plasticizing” their corpses, then posing them for fun and profit for oblivious Western audiences…
http://morristsai.com/boycott-bodies-the-exhibition.html
…from the exhibitor themselves…
“Bodies the Exhibition Disclaimer
This exhibit displays human remains of Chinese citizens or residents which were originally received by the Chinese Bureau of Police. The Chinese Bureau of Police may receive bodies from Chinese prisons. Premier cannot independently verify that the human remains you are viewing are not those of persons who were incarcerated in Chinese prisons.
This exhibit displays full body cadavers as well as human body parts, organs, fetuses and embryos that come from cadavers of Chinese citizens or residents. With respect to the human parts, organs, fetuses and embryos you are viewing, Premier relies solely on the representations of its Chinese partners and cannot independently verify that they do not belong to persons executed while incarcerated in Chinese prisons.”
http://www.premierexhibitions.com/exhibitions/4/4/bodies-exhibition/bodies-exhibition-disclaimer
…just one Democrat victory away from the U.S A…
Their “Pirates Of The South China Sea” attraction is going to be killer…
Mickey Mao’s. I can’t wait.
“Pilates of the Calibbean”
Yoga Ho Ho and a botter of lum…
Will they charge admission?
izlamo delenda est …
what the hell am I going to do with all these 诶 tickets?