What do you get when you put an inversion table over a top loading washing machine? I’d not know either, but this guy claims to have invented a hair washing machine. Watch
18 Comments on Chinese Hair Washing Machine
Comments are closed.
iOTWreport.com ©2024 ----- iOTWreport is not responsible for the content of comments. All opinions in comments are solely the commenter's.
Those guys think of everything!
With 38,000 ching chang Chinamen per square block, where are they going to find room for one of these beauties?
PBD Briefing
Access Key: IronTree
This transmission is not classified and has been labeled NOT SECRET
Approved for Public Release
Further Dissemination; Unlimited
GREETINGS
To our fellow Great Patriot, Commander in Chief and President of these United States, Donald J. Trump
President Trump,
On this Time and Date being more than a current measurement we present a status update on joint chronological projects in multidimensional special spatial space. We have achieved tremendous breakthroughs in transportal televisual projections. Attuned transmitter paired AV receiver sockets have tripled, if not outright quadrupled, mental bandwidth frequencies through electrospherical cloud slipping sidestreams. Early RF wavs reflect reports indicative of cyclical concurrences which were especially conducive to the successes experienced. Tactical technicians tweaked the unpatentable prototypical programs into highly conductive regions of preprocessing powers. Preliminary future past post telemental telemetrics indicate positive visual proofs teletextually as well as telephonetically of continued contributions to making America great again. All systems are nominal and functioning within predictive parameters.
It is my honor and pleasure, Mr. President, to rerelease this first annual augury report on this today June 14th Two Thousand and Nineteen.
The Great 55 GTR Campaign
Waterboarding 101
Wash Rinse and REPEAT.
Don’t you need some shampoo?
Send in each to Pelosi, Schumer, Waters, etc. without the snorkel.
You ought to see how the dryer works!
That boy needs a haircut.
In junior high we called that a swirly. However it involved a toilet.
@Just Axin
Shampoo? I’m thinking when you get done with that thing you’ll be reaching for the Rogaine.
Move over Harry Houdini!
Do you mean Hairy Houdini?
Where do I buy one?
I just wish I still had hair to wash, machine or not.
Bald is beautiful, from an old guy who’s used to having no hair on top for a long time. And it’s less of a hassle to keep clean. Elisha sicked a bear on some kids (yoots) who made fun of his bald head.
Well, if it’s not WiFi capable, fergetit!
Seriously, has civilization gotten to the point that simple tasks need a gizmo?
Chicoms are interested – occasional “malfunctions” are a good way to deal with dissidents and overpopulation…
@ChronicleD Vidi – President Trump called. He’s confused about your use of the phrase “multidimensional special spatial space” as it seems overly redundant in light of Homeland Security’s recent HS.Div.Dir.37991.235.12 directive as extended to research activities of your department. But he’s delighted with your work. MAGA!