And good news, his hair is coming too. (Okay, that’s a cheap shot. But hair is always part of the conversation during this presidential election.)
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No-one can withstand Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick of JUSTICE.
Trump has met his match. Chuck Norris alone is worth 3000 delegates, and 5000 electoral votes.
Tomorrow: “This just in, Hillary, Bernie, Trump Rubio and Kasich have all dropped out suddenly and are in hiding”
IT’S A GOOD THING THAT CHUCK IS SO ADVANCED IN MARTIAL ARTS, SINCE HE WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYONE EVER BEING ABLE TO PULL THE WIG OFF!
Why do men wear pretend hair? It looks foolish. And then there’s the comb over.
The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris….
Looks like he just photobombed Bernie in that pic.
Looks like Ron Howard on a bender.
“. . .his hair is coming too.” (“to” versus “too)
There. Fixed it for ya. Yer welcome.
Now Chuck won’t come after you for bad grammer about his hair.
Norris is a great guy; just picked wrong. Minimal effect.
His teeth are fake and his hair and his personality.
Even Chuck is seduced by Vanity … not the singer …
@B Woodman: What bad grammar? Maybe his hair was unconscious. Ever think about that?
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Most men have one testicle that is larger than the other. With Chuck Norris, ALL his testicles are larger than the others.
Wow, another has been for Cruz! His roster of has beens will soon be large enough to be posted in the Guinness Book of Records!
Go Chuck!
I’d say more but thunder and lightning are creeping fast towards my new grounding rods. Gotta shut down. 🙂
The rug looks better than the Lhasa Apso sitting atop some other candidate’s head–
Hope I look as good at 75. Good man.
The only way that hair could look less realistic would be if it had a chinstrap.
I shall eschew all japes and sarcasms about Mr. Norris
I’ll still take Phyllis Schflay’s, Rudy’s and Jeff Session’s endorsements over Norris’s endorsement.
Thirty years ago, Chuck kicked a jihadi in the nuts so hard, the fucker still cant get it up for any of his 72 virgins
Chuck Norris is the real thing. Read some of his articles, the man does not like bullshit. And he can still kick ass, even at his age. Total Gym, man. I have one set up in my living room right now.
And no, lightning did not destroy my home. Slept through the whole thing. Good morning!
Its not an endorsement
He continued, “Each of the remaining Republican candidates have strong points and, as I’ve said in my WND culture warrior column, I believe some have the potential to be great presidents. However, I am going to let the citizens of America decide who they think would be the best candidate for the GOP. When the candidate is decided, I will support that person enthusiastically.”
Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2016/03/chuck-norris-presidential-endorsement-not-so-fast/#LiJOo4sMbGdpTO7R.99
http://www.wnd.com/2016/03/chuck-norris-presidential-endorsement-not-so-fast/#Rd15iUVce0LbiUqJ.99