Go Fund Yourself – IOTW Report

Go Fund Yourself

Soon after the billion dollar Powerball numbers were chosen a Memphis woman, Cinnamon Nicole, set up a GoFundMe page to bail her out.

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“Please help me and my family as we have exhausted all of our funds. We spent all of our money on lottery tickets (expecting to win the 1.5 billion) and are now in dire need of cash.”

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24 Comments on Go Fund Yourself

  1. Read the article – the moment I read ‘I’m certain that we will be able to pick ourselves up from the trenches of this lost and spend another fortune trying to hit it big again!’ I knew it wasn’t serious.

  2. The math is simple: 300m:1 odds of winning,
    if you buy a second ticket they are 150m:1,
    a third 75m:1,
    a fourth 37.5m:1
    ..
    Shit, by the time you get to 800 bucks, it’s a 1:1 chance!!! There is no way she should have possibly lost, it’s IMPOSSIBLE!! OMG someone please help bail her out!

    /s

  3. They jacked the odds to 1/292 million, almost 1/3 Billion!
    There will be more large jackpots.

    The thing that bothers me most is that the couple that won in Tennessee said they wouldn’t quit their jobs.
    WTF???
    They are in their fifties.
    WHY THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN PLAY THE GODDAMN LOTTERY!!!
    Fuckheads like that don’t deserve to win.
    AAAArggghhh!!!

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