Climate Change Is Going the Way of the Hipster Lumberjack Beards – It’s Just Not a Thing Anymore – IOTW Report

Climate Change Is Going the Way of the Hipster Lumberjack Beards – It’s Just Not a Thing Anymore

Tuesday, 5 June 2018, 20:42 BFH Uncategorized 28

I call the hipster beard a chin mullet, because they have just about run their course.

(A good rule of thumb is that when baseball players are doing it,  it’s over as fashion. That was true with earrings, mullets, tattoos and now hipster beards.)

Climate change has gone the way of the lumbersexual. It’s just not a thing anymore. Now when you hear someone say “climate change” you can point and laugh fully knowing that they now know they are simply a stubborn holdover, a relic of a time gone by.

These are the fun times.

Zero Hedge-

Berkeley Scholar Admits “Climate Change Has Run Its Course.”

Its descent into social-justice identity politics is the last gasp of a cause that has lost its vitality…

ht/ annie

 

28 Comments on Climate Change Is Going the Way of the Hipster Lumberjack Beards – It’s Just Not a Thing Anymore

  8. I have found that most men with beards are trying to hide what they really are. Academics think beards make them look intellectual when they’re really shallow and vacuous. Millennials think beards make them look masculine when they’re really soy boys.

    The worst is the Chuck Todd goatee. I see them as replicating female genitalia.

    But that’s just me.

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  10. I’m a lumberjack, and I’m okay.
    I sleep all night and I work all day.

    I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
    I go to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays I go shoppin’
    And have buttered scones for tea.

    I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women’s clothing
    And hang around in bars.

    I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
    Suspendies, and a bra.
    I wish I’d been a girlie,
    Just like my dear Papa.

    (apologies to Monty Python)

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  11. I sport a goatee and have for 25 plus years….my creative hair styling is limited to my back hair and I can’t see it.

    I’m like a free range pastoral scene with an artists perspective….

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  12. @ BFH – Yes.

    @ ML – Python…Funny!

    Don’t like the big beards on the players or long (Met) hair.

    How bout’ moostaches?

    Paging Sparky Lyle…or Rollie Fingers…

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  13. They tax the shit out of you for ‘global warming’ studies, research. Nag your kids, and then tell them to nag YOU. The ‘world’ is cutting back on… whatever, yet China doesn’t have to, and neither does the 3rd world. But us? We have to recycle men’s flannel shirts into feminine hygiene pads, rub a rock on our armpits and pretend we don’t stink, and steam clean our vaginas with- I dunno- ask Gwyneth, and now chickens live better than humans do. FOR NOTHING. Fuck off, greenies!

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  14. I don’t know what that baseball player’s problem is, but he needs to rinse that shit in coconut oil and slather it with Matrix Biolage Conditioning Balm and get under a hair dryer bonnet for 30 minutes.

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  15. That idiot Eric Swalwell was going off on Twitter a couple days ago over Global Warming and what a incompetent boob Trump was for pulling out of the Climate agreement and how the number one threat to the planet was global warming. So I responded “Hey idiot, are you aware of the fact that we currently have two active volcanoes spewing a bazillion cubic tons of poisonous gas into the atmosphere?”

    BLOCKED.

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  17. On most News feeds…I’d skip over articles that didn’t really

    pertain to Me….Not on iotwr…I open each and everyone…

    Thar’s Comedy Gold in these hills !!!!

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  18. I went and had my beard trimmed up neat and short this morning. It looks a lot better that way. If I don’t I do start to look like a bum, my beard grows a lot faster than my hair does which I only need to get cut twice a year anymore. I’ve never really had a desire to have a really long beard that looks like an unkempt birds nest under my chin.

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  24. Well maybe the lefty faddists can go back full circle to Nehru Jackets.

    BTW I had a beard for a long time then 86ed it when gray started to come in and I was getting that Boxcar Willie effect.

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  25. Beards can be shaved when fashion trends change but tattoo removal is a bit more of a mountain to climb. After a few years and the color fades there’s going to be a whole lot of people out there sporting what looks like huge and hideous birthmarks. Women especially will rue the stupid decision to get inked if they don’t already.
    play stupid games win stupid prizes.

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  26. Most every guy I have seen with a lumbersexual beard wears a tight flannel shirt and skinny jeans and have haircuts that look like some kid went wild with the clippers.
    They look ridiculous.
    I’d like to see them go up to Northern Maine and try to swing an ax or wield a chainsaw or drive a skidder.
    No self respecting lumberjack would have a beard that long anyway. It’s a safety matter. I hate these trends.
    Gay guys were glamming them up for Christmas parties. Ugh.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srcGV4KfzIc

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