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  1. I wonder how they will feel about the climate when they are cold and hungry. I’m sure they will take the bait and move to a chicken coop that gives them water and food while owning nothing.

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  2. The fear-mongers don’t see that God’s creations, i.e., the universe, the earth, and humans are much, much stronger than they think.

    Possibly the worst case of fear mongering was from Hawkings, the British astrophysicist, who proclaimed a few years ago that humanity has 100 years to get off this planet. Where to high-tail it to, he didn’t say.

    God took him off, so at least we don’t have to listen to him pestering us anymore.

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  3. 1960: Oil Gone in Ten Years
    1967 Dire Famine Forecast By 1975
    1968- Overpopulation Will Spread Worldwide
    1969: Everyone Will Disappear In a Cloud Of Blue Steam By 1989
    1970: World Will Use Up All its Natural Resources by 2000
    1970: Urban Citizens Will Require Gas masks by 1985
    1970: Nitrogen buildup Will Make All Land Unusable
    1970: Decaying Pollution on Will kill all the fish
    1970: Ice Age By 2000
    1970: America Subject to Water Rationing by 1974 and food Rationing by 1980
    1971: New Ice Ace coming By 2020 or 2030
    1972: Oil Depleted in 20 Years
    1974: Space Satellites Show New Ice Age Coming Fast
    1974: Another Ice Age
    1974: Ozone Depletion a “Great Peril to Life”
    1976: Scientific Consensus Planet Cooling, Famines imminent
    1977. Department of Energy Says oil will Peak in the 1990s
    1978: No End in Sight to 30-Year Cooling Trend
    1980: Acid Rain Kills Life In Lakes
    1980: Peak oil In 2000
    1988: Regional Droughts in 1990s
    1988: Temperatures in DC Will Hit Record highs
    1988: Maldive Islands will Be Underwater by 2018
    1989: Rising Sea Levels will Obliterate Nations if Nothing Done by 2000
    1989: New York City’s West Side Highway Underwater by 2019
    1996: Peak oil in 2020
    2000: Children wont know what Snow is
    2002: Famine In 10 Years If We Don’t Give Up Eating Fish, Meat, and Dairy
    2002: Peak oil in 2010
    2004: Britain will be Siberia by 2024
    2005: Manhattan Underwater by 2015
    2006: Super Hurricanes are coming!
    2008: Arctic will Be Ice Free by 2018
    2008: Climate genius Al Gore Predicts Ice-Free Arctic by 2013
    2009: Climate Genius Prince Charles Says we Have 96 Months to Save The Planet.
    2009: UK Prime Minister Says 50 Days to “Save The Planet from Catastrophe”
    2009: Climate Genius Al Core Moves 2013 Prediction of Ice Free Arctic to 2014
    2013: Arctic Ice-Free by 2015
    2014: Only 500 Days Before “Climate Chaos”
    2019: Retard sez: “how dare you doubt that Global Warming is really, really, really, really, really, really, really gonna happen this time! How DARE you!”
    2022: Due to global warming, global climate models predict hurricanes will cause more intense rainfall and have an increased coastal flooding.
    2023: Greta – “The world will end in 5 years”
    Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol”

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  4. Too bad Greta learned about Communism but not the Bible, because she would have been able to explain it away if she knew the Book of Jonah.

    Jonah, after some puling and unpleasentness concerning breifly being fish vomit, washes up near Ninevah, where God tells him to go into the city and tell everyone he is going to utterly wreck their shit if they don’t repent.

    Well, they repented.

    And Jonah was pissed at God for NOT utterly wrecking their shit, even though it served God’s purpose of making them repent, because it made HIM look stupid.

    (Although I do have to agree with Jonah that that last bit of explanation about cattle seemed pretty random even for God, but he’s God, what are you gonna do?)

    …so, she COULD have perverted this story for her own purposes (certainly not unusual in liberal circles) and said something like “HOW DARE YOU SAY I’M WRONG! HOW DARE YOU!! GAIA SAW US SACRIFICING WINDMILLS AND SACRIFICES OF COBOLT DIGGING CHILDREN TO HER AND GAVE US A FEW YEARS MORE TO GRIF…I MEAN, A FEW YEARS MORE REPRIEVE TO PROVE WE LEARNED SOMETHING! HOW DARE YOU!

    …kind of like that.

    …although really this kind of grift goes back to the first guy that noticed that eclipses happened on a regular basis and went into a city just before one and said, “MOON VIRGIN WILL BE DEVOURED THIS NIGHT BY DARK WOLF”, and when they laughed he’d just wait a bit and when the eclipse happened he could say “BEHOLD MY PROPHECY CAME TRUE, YOU MUST GIVE ME GOLD TO MAKE HIM SPIT HER OUT AGAIN” and they DID because they were afraid so when the eclispe ended he would say “I HAVE RELEASED HER, YOU’RE WELCOME”, and go out and live the high life till the next eclipse in the next town.

    Kind of a proto-Fauci.

    …it’s not hard to make the gullible believe any lie that supports their position. It is ALWAYS harder to get people to ADMIT they were fooled than it is to fool them in the FIRST place, and NO ONE is stupider about this than Watermelon Whackoes, so she should have just taken a cue from Democrat elections and just bald-faced lied about her bald-face lie, and no one would have even noticed…

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