CLINTONS – THE MUSICAL

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1. You Can’t get no Prosection

2. Whoever you can screw, I can screw better….

3. Prosecution

4. When Will I Smear You Again

5. Take the money and run

6. For the finale, “In the Jailhouse, Now”

7. Devil With A Blue Dress

8. “Knuckleheads …
   Chucklin, Fuckin, Knuckleheads …
   Always tryin to get one over on youuuuuuuuu …

   Stealin!
   Killin!
   Griftin!
   and Grinnin …

   A Modern Day Bonnie and Clod …”

   (‘Bonnie and Clod’ stolen from Paul Greenberg)

9. Intern with the blue dress on

10. Don’t Cry For Me Argen….America!

11. The Bitch Is Back.

12. Taps.

13. Whatever the theme music for
    Deep Throat
    was.

14. Who let the Dogs In

15. We’re So Vain

16. Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up

    Yup, we done been rick rolled!

17. “Remarkably Insincere” by Alice Cooper
    I’m remarkably insincere
    Incredibly insincere
    Totally insincere
    Oh don’t take it so hard, my dear
    I’m consistently insincere

18. “Call Me*”

    *but not at 3 AM or if your name is Chris

19. Old Man (Up The) River

20. Devil with the pantsuit on.

21. Dark Side of Bill’s Moon

22. Comfortably Dumb

23. I’m Forever Blowing Hubbell

24. To all the girls I’ve loved before

25. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRiZRMLGjCY
    PERHAPS?

26. I only have lies for you

27. Close to the Hedge (Fund)

28. Saturday Night Fever Blister

29. We’re not gonna take it anymore.

30. Liar
    3 dog night

31. Lieing Eyes

    Witchy Woman

    Take this Constitution and shove it
    (It ain’t working here no more)

    All My Saudi friends are comin over tonight.

32. How Can I Un-Vince You, sung by the Clintons’ hit man to Hillary.

33. “Good Vibrators”

    (Beach Boys)

34. “Born To Run”

35. Finally a musical where the fat lady sings?

36. “Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)”

37. “Bury My Heart in Ft. Marcy Park”

38. What You Get Ain’t What You See

39. Money, It’s What I Want

40. That one can be a duet, with Huma and Monica doing background vocals.

41. “Rehab”

42. Wipe Three Times (on the server if you want me)
    Monica The Tattooed Intern
    Do You Know The Way To Alcatraz?
    Theme song from 3:10 To Huma
    I dodged the Sniper (but I didn’t kill Benghazi)
    Houndabout

43. I’ve got friends in low places

    (like 6 feet under)

44. You got the Huma,
    I got the humidor.

45. Forever in Pantsuits.

46. The Indictment: Signed, Sealed, Delivered.

47. Pantsuit serenade.

48. I’m so indicted.

49. The Liar Speaks Tonight

50. The devil went down to D.C.

51. Pick your first lady.

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Melania-Trump-Bill-Clinton-Free-Ship-1Pin-Donald-Trump-for-President-/121821613794?hash=item1c5d224ee2:g:RJQAAOSw4SlV74dD

52. I did it my way.

53. Grandpa Can’t Fly His Kite, ‘Cause Grandma Won’t Give Him No Tail ~ Clarence Carter

54. My Ding a Ling

55. The song before that could be Jailhouse Rock!

56. I could have fucked all night- Billy Clinton.

57. You’re on Top! – Billy Clinton.

58. Something evil this way comes

59. Do Re Do-Me – Billy Clinton

60. Now there’s something here that I said wasn’t there before- Hillary Clinton.

61. How great I art – Hillary Clinton

62. Vince Foster. Oh, you meant musical hit.

63. The best things in life are free for me

64. Epstein’s Hideaway

65. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPM2VwU1mbY

66. Ramblin’ Mam

67. They didn’t believe me- Hillary Clinton/ Billy Clinton duet

68. Give my regards to Lolita Island- Billy Clinton

69. suddenly see more emails

70. Whatever Huma wants

71. If I were a poor man

72. Sweet Home (Federal Correctional Institute, Talladega) Alabama

73. A bush and a pecker

74. A girl worth fighting with

75. A year with Douche and Fraud

76. White (padded) Room

77. Benghazi Rhapsody

78. (No) Sympathy For the Devil

79. Benghazi Rhapsody…..

    Don’t do things like that to my brain

80. The Cackle Hymn of the Repulsive

81. Secrets Lover

82. Bitch Over Troubled Whitewaters

83. You should have a thousand thumb ups for that!

84. They’re Coming To Take Me Away
    – Lard

    And They’re coming to take me away
    Ha-Ha
    They’re coming to take me away
    Ho-ho, he-he, ha-ha
    To the funny farm
    Where life is beautiful
    All the time,
    And I’ll be happy to see
    Those nice young men
    In their clean white coats
    And they’re coming to take me away
    Ha-ha.

85. Ewe C*nt Always Gets What She Wants

86. http://tinyurl.com/7sksp2z

    🙂

87. OK, maybe that one was a bit much. Sometimes I get carried away…

    ?

88. http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/benghazi-rhapsody-t17499.html

89. Splatman Theme

    Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
    Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
    * Splatman!*

    Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
    Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
    * Splatman! *

    Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
    Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
    * Splatman! *

    (Repeats eight more times)

    – words and music by Monica Lewinski

90. I take it morons made that video.

    It doesn’t take an expert to see those are vibrators and not dildos.

91. Have A Cigar ~ Pink Floyd

92. Lead-up dialogue to the closing number: “Can you whistle that tune?” …. “no, but I can Huma Weiner”

93. Bill sings ” I only have eyes for you…and you… and you…and you in the third row.”

94. Viagra Halls – Bill’s solo about his fondness for the West Wing.

95. Most equal Comrade Groucho Marxist.

96. 1000 TU!

97. The Object Of My Affection (Has Been Sent To The House Of Correction)

98. Cankle in the Wind

99. Dirty Deeds For Sale Cheap.

100. take me up the river

101. More Huma Than Human.

102. I only have eyes for anyone but you

103. Cacklin Rosie.

104. Wake Me Up After They Go Go.

105. Where Hilly Goes, Bubba Follows.

106. Paradise By The Desk Top Light.

107. you don’t bring me flowers (Gennifer) anymore

108. Little Server Girl.

109. I’m gonna wash that man’s DNA right out of my hair

110. “Big Bottom – Hill’s got em – talk about bun cakes Bill won’t swat em….”

111. She stole tons of money
     Her clothes are kinda funny
     Her hair is kinda stringy and free,
     Oh, but nuthin grows where the Hillbag goes
     And nobody knows like me!

112. to server with love

113. I Love You For All The Wrong Reasons.

114. I don’t bump no more with no big fat woman

115. I fought the law

116. Murder by numbers

117. You’re Sixteen (You’re Beautiful, and You’re Mine

118. Private Lies.

119. If Ever You’re In My Shorts Again.

120. Uncle Albert Admiral Ballsey.

     “Glands across the water!!”

121. Those hit song titles are hilarious!!! I really, really like: “I’m So Indicted”. That should be Hillary’s campaign song. Bumper stickers too?

122. What’s That Smell?

123. L’uomo È Mobile

124. “I Get the Gold MIne (America Gets the Shaft)”

125. What’s Gnu, Hildebeest?

     http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/what-s-gnu-hildebeest-t16973.html

126. An-I-Gadda-Va-Gina

127. In-Ben-Ghazi-Mis-Lida

128. Lets see if I can put lyrics to that

     http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/intern-with-a-blue-dress-t11457.html

129. Hillary Clinton (Ah, Look at All The Clinton Foibles)

     http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles2877.shtml

130. Lennie…. Been missing you

131. Been missing you, lennie

132. Write that