CNN Chyron Looks Ridiculously Silly

18 Comments on CNN Chyron Looks Ridiculously Silly

1. I’m almost 63 and I guarantee I won’t be going to school this fall.

   38

2. “I’m almost 63 and I guarantee I won’t be going to school this fall.”

   They probably won’t be able to get their reeducation camps open by then anyway.

   18

3. 80% mortality if you are above 60 years. NO FKN WAY!

   20

4. They’re asking democrats, the average 5th grader is 19.

   13

5. I’m shocked, shocked I tell you!!!

   I didn’t realize 8 out of every 10 people over the age of 60 died, which is approximately 73 million people (Statista, Resident population of the United States by sex and age as of July 1, 2018).

   Wow, the WuFlu really was worse than we expected.

   13

6. Something funny happened on the way to the forum.

   Just learned that at least one parish is opening a new home school program. It is a hybridized home school program. Several days in classes, other days with parents.

   Bet this isn’t the only new home schooling program to start up.

   7

7. “SHOULD SCHOOLS REOPEN THIS FALL?”

   Let me guess, CNN concluded that based on the graphic presented, the obvious answer is no.

   5

8. The silly part is the CNN in the bottom right corner.

   6

9. Tell the 80 year old teacher to wear a mask or retire and stay home.

   5

10. 80% mortality if you are above 60 years.
    Just trying to get people to stay home November 3rd.

    5

11. “Everyone put their heads down on their tables! NOW!”

    I politely read the riot act to my boy’s grade school principal over that very statement being uttered by a “Lunch Patrol” teacher when several students were ‘disturbing the peace’ in the lunchroom.

    Are you teaching our kids that they are guilty for the bad behavior of their piers? Instead, shouldn’t you be handing out justice to the wrongdoers, thereby teaching everyone that crime will be punished? WTF is wrong with you? (Okay, I didn’t say that!)

    Do not teach guilt. By example, teach ‘right vs. wrong’ and the consequences of ‘wrong.’

    5

12. peers

    1

13. Oh fukc! I may be dead…… and just don’t yet know it.

    3

14. I’m 23.

    But I’ll be 63 by the time Barr gets around to prosecuting a corrupt democrat.

    4

15. Peer review of the piers, Monkey. I before E except after C except in neighbor and weigh, unless you’re peeing. 🙂

    1

16. The stat means that 80% of the deaths were above 60.
    So the entire group could very well have been 85, which is above 60.
    ?
    See how you make stats do whatever you want them to do.
    They could have said 80% of the deaths were 2 and above.

    4

17. As BFH said – but very easily interpreted as saying age 60+ are at a rather extreme risk. Intentional? More Fake News.

    4

18. https://www.stormfax.com/COVIDFaustus.jpg

    “Fool me once, shame on you.
    Fool me twice, fcuk you Fauci.”

    3