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With the hour once hosted by Chris “Fredo” Cuomo needing to be filled, a long list of hopefuls who want to take the gig.
Unsurprisingly, CNN interviewed two more disgraced losers for Cuomo’s spot.
According to Yahoo News, disgraced former network news anchor Brian Williams and repeatedly fired “sports” commentator Keith Olbermann have also spoken to CNN about coming on as Cuomo’s replacement. More
Outstanding choices! Leading from the rear is the way to go in todays news world, I see future Emmys galore.
Let’s Go Brandon!
Tough decision. Two bastions of journalistic integrity…
3 question 80 point non-partisan CNN recruiting questionnaire:
On a scale of 1-10, please rate:
1) How unrelatable are you?
2) How much do you hate America?
3) How vile, hateful, one-sided, and dispicable are you? (please answer 1-40)
4) How well can you lie with a straight face?
5) How capable are you of believing our lies as your truth?
Only those that answer a minimum of 80 are eligible for an interview. That’s how they cut back the “long list of hopefuls.”
Let’s see how we can drive away even more viewers said the new CNN CEO.
….and Dan Rather will do play by play….
What? Baghdad Bob is not available?
For the Shitpants era their new “news” director could be christened Baghdad “Brandon” Bob.
Sounds like a 2022 re-boot of SNL’s Wild and Crazy Guys.
The gives the “CLOWN NEWS NETWORK” new meaning!
@ecp – I scored Eleventy! Do I get the job? Oh, and Brian Williams didn’t invent nuthin’.
Chris Wallace gets kicked in the nuts, again.
CNN formula for success, replace a big loser with a bigger loser!
they can’t remember the old saying, when you are in a hole stop digging.
continuously-negro-news to the rescue. k. asshole-bermann & lyin’ brian replacing a cu-homo? what could go wrong?
Why start bobbin’ for turds at the bottom of the barrel, when Journalists with real integrity are available?
Oh it’s CNN, my bad.
Do It!
Please.
Keith the Queef, if hired, will let out a big loud smelly sigh of relief.
Like replacing a square wheel with a pentagon.
Olbermann and Williams don’t have any value nor are audience-attracting. Both pendulous slobs are similar to that of the cartoon ‘TWO STUPID DOGS’.
The new FREDO BROS: FREDO KETH & FREDO BRIAN. lol laughable stuff.