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Coconuts Filled With Marijuana

Thursday, 11 August 2016, 23:29 BFH Uncategorized 89

Awhile back Pamela Geller dubbed me the Ernie Kovacs of blogging. I’m not sure if it was a compliment or not, but I was certainly proud.

She gets a kick out of the fact that I’m always looking for some odd angle, or something to exploit – like when I realized the sidebar widget said the name of the commenter followed by “on” and then the name of the post. I would name a post “Hillary Clinton’s Face” and readers would change their name to, for example, Camel With Festering Ass Sitting. This would result in the sidebar widget saying Camel With Festering Ass Sitting On Hillary Clinton’s Face.

Silly, right? Good times.

The other night we were talking about each other’s sites and we were looking at some analytics. We were discussing keywords. Hers were standard – some variations on her name, Jihad, and Islam.

I said, “We never have normal keywords. Look at this, this one says “Coconuts Filled With Marijuana.”

She was cracking up. She didn’t believe me.

I told her, not only is it true, but I think I’m going to title a post every now and then as an homage to what’s supposedly driving all this traffic, whether it has anything to do with the article or not. I mean, this is what people on the internet are searching and somehow it’s pointing them here, let’s take advantage of it.

So here is my Coconuts Filled With Marijuana post.

Consider it an open thread. Enjoy.

Please consider dropping some phrases, no matter how absurd, in the comments that you think will get some traffic stimulation, like Kim Kardashian Bacon Panties.

Maybe next month it’ll make our keywords list.

THANK YOU in advance for helping us out.

 

89 Comments on Coconuts Filled With Marijuana

  21. Michelle Obama becomes hit woman for BLM.

    Obama has love child with Butterfly McQueen sound-a-like.

    Chelsea Clinton is the Big Foot of Mars.

    Bill Clinton ordered to DNA testing lab and 69 women claim he fathered their babies.

  23. Now you can vote through your television set and never have to leave the house. And get paid for it too!!! Just tune in and wait for instructions on election day.

  37. Well, you can’t have that, but if you’re an American citizen you are entitled to:
    a heated kidney shaped pool,
    a microwave oven–don’t watch the food cook,
    a Dyna-Gym–I’ll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
    a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
    a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
    real simulated Indian jewelry,
    a Gucci shoetree,
    a year’s supply of antibiotics,
    a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
    and Bob Dylan’s new unlisted phone number,
    a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
    Rosemary’s baby,
    a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
    a new Matador, a new mastodon,
    a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
    a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
    a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
    a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
    a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
    a Winnebago–Hell, a herd of Winnebago’s we’re giving ’em away,
    or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
    a Las Vegas wedding,
    a Mexican divorce,
    a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
    or a baby’s arm holding an apple?

  52. Now, Now Eugenia you do know that there are Catholics on this site…
    And then there are former Catholics like myself and now Biblical Christians (Hee, Hee!)

  56. @Eugenia: How many times have you watched this current Pope and said to yourself, “What a buffoon! So glad I don’t need to make that work into my belief?!”

  57. Archeologists conclude that huge cube in Mecca is nothing more than an ancient Denny’s that serves awesome kabob and falafel, but is only open for one month a year and the wait to get in just isn’t worth it.

  69. @Eugenia, There are really two answers to your question: Yes and No. It’s up to the Catholics to decide that. I know what my answer is and I think it is the same as yours.

  70. Big Fur Hat goes nutso and becomes Little Green Footballs Part II.

    Pamela Geller wins the biggest Lotto ever, buys enough politicians to make the US a Muslim-free country.

    Hillary found to be love child of Adolph Hitler and Eva Braun.

    Angela Merkel self-destructs and cuts off her own head.

  74. JEOPARDY! CATEGORY: BEFORE AND AFTER

    A: This special arrangement helps members of a certain Christian sect who’ve watchec crimes being committed.
    Q: What is the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program?

    A: He was our country’s first gay president.
    Q: Who is Harry S Truman Capote?

    A: This Baseball Hall of Fame has a stop named after him on the Metro-North Hudson line in New York State.
    Q: Who is Croton-Harmon Killebrew?

    A: It’s what you get when you cross Al Gore and Barack Obama.
    Q: What is climate change you can believe in?

  75. Anyone who supports Michael Brown
    Is a joker, a fool, and a clown.
    Those who find it unj us that he’s turning to dust
    With them I can never be down.

  77. squirrels finally decide to fight back: the frightening testimony of one neighborhood watchmen who was horrified to discover that squirrels had taken his cat and dog into a tree to use for food during the long winter months.

  83. @greetingsfromyonkers: Here’s another one for your “Jeopardy” list:

    A. “Gladly the Cross I’d Bear”

    Q: Who replaced Clarence The Cross-Eyed Lion on television?

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