According to the victim, the attacker measured 8-foot tall and is extremely hairy. It has brown hair, dark brown eyes and extremely large feet.
He said it was a Sasquatch, but I have my own theory.
He said it was working his undies off when he stabbed it with his hunting knife.
Authorities are actually investigating this. One would think a DNA test on the knife would be the first order of business, and then we could safely rule out Michelle Obama.
Story at WND
ht/ sam s.
HAHAHAHHAHAMichelleObamaHAHAHAHHA
I think this guys hunting buddies are still laughing. Well all of them except for the one with the knife wound.
Makes me wonder what he was really doing in those woods with his clothing nearly torn off.
I was in Colorado over the weekend and I’ll truthfully testy – – It wasn’t me.
OT/ Wow, Powers Boothe Boothe died at 68.
Maybe the Sasquatch is just bi-curious. We shouldn’t judge.
Colorado is legal THC State. It’s also full of Commiefornians. Some people are “furries.” Need I draw a Venn diagram?
***cough***cornholer***cough***
Must have been some powerful edibles he ate, either that or a lot of them.
We spent the rest of that day and most of that night
Trying to find my brother, Bill
Caught up with him ’bout six o’clock the next mornin’
Naked, swinging on the windmill
He said he flew up there
I had to fly up and get him down
He was about half crazy
Well the very next day we picked a buncha them weeds
and we put ’em in the sun to dry
then we mashed ’em up, cleaned ’em all up
put ’em in a corncob pipe.
Smokin’ them wildwood flowers got to be a habit
We never seen no harm
We thought it was kinda’ handy
Take a trip, never leave the farm……………………….
I saw Bigfoot once.
1951, back in Sequoia National Park. Had a foot on him thirty-seven inches, heel to toe.
It made a sound I would not want to hear twice in my life.
Well it probably wouldn’t be the obama with the deeper voice. That one gets all the luvin it needs at Man’s Country. Not sure anything human would wanna touch the other one.
What heterosexual man uses the word “my undies?”
@Goldenfoxx, that there is a “tell”, the lack of chin in that pic is another tell
Back east they don’t call ’em hunters, they be “cruising”
Sorry officer, but I was at the scene of another Sasquatch hoax at the time in question.
It probably happened at Brokeback Mt.
Story not told: It was the fifth time it happened.
Sasquatch: “You’re not really here for the hunting, are you?”
He let Harry into his Hendersons
I don’t think I could be friends with this dude. He looks exactly like one of my BILs. A low life sort of guy you should never trust.
Seeing a bigfoot would not bother me, I would never need to use another laxative,
It was a female “squatch”, looking to breed.
Damn.. don’t believe I’d a told THAT brother…
cue the banjoes
You got a purdy mouth …
Happens all the time … really … REALLY!
I think ther’es a FREE hunting cabin in Colorado !
OOOH I just saw his foto : He’s got CARWASH MOUTH complete with Bristles- So wrong !
He was trolling Bigfoot , probrably wearing eau de Chawbacca to boot.
Did anybody check the location of the former First Tranny?