In our military they check men for vaginas.
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drop ur linen and start ur grinnin…
Couldn’t they have at least found a hot woman for the job? Maybe then evidence of man junk might be easier to determine.
Get a grip. So to speak.
Proof evolution is bunk If we’d “evolved” it wouldn’t be like a neon sign saying “hit me here.”
Short arm inspection.
Insurance changed and I got a new doctor. Within 3 minutes of being in his exam room he had me bent over with a finger in my ass and fondling my balls. No small talk to get me excited about the project or anything. Don’t think I’ll be going back.
@PHenry – wasn’t that the test they used in History of the World Part I, to determine who was a eunuch and who wasn’t? As it turned out Gregory Hines was most certainly not. 🙂
Yanking to see if they have a crank. Just like in Navy boot camp while standing in the chow line very closely bunched together, “Nut to butt, make the guy in front of you smile.” It looks to me like some of those Indian recruits have a boner showing.
the job is “Dundee, Crocodile”
the test may include giggling and asking “are you busy Friday night?” to test for a reaction
It’s a sick world we live in!
I wonder if they found the one who is called Biggus Dickus? And I’d bet it would be a black guy.
Biden’s Military Joint Chiefs of Staff should be checked, not a set of balls between any of them.
They proved that by the gutless, deadly retreat of Afghanistan, abandoning Americans, $Billions of dollars of equipment, weapons and tons of ammunition.
You got it all wrong. The guy doing the fondling is practicing for the TSA test.
Big is infantry and little is officer material?
If no dick is found, they go to the PENTAGON!
@ECP, same happened with me.
Told my Mom I’m waiting in the car at her next appointment.
A urologist told me once, “It’s not unusual for a man to have an erection during a digital prostate exam.”
I said I don’t have an erection.
He replied, I wasn’t talking about you.”
I only came here for the comments.
You guys did not disappoint. 😁
And I thought plumbing was a shitty job!
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izlamo delenda est …
Do da Testimatic have any testiMONials?
“In our military they check men for vaginas.”
Does it matter if the ‘vaginas’ are real???
How do those recruits keep a straight face while some bimbo walks down the line playing with your dick. Nie work… if you can get it.
Speaking of nice work… I recall a time in basic backin’64 when they herded us all into one room with a guy standing in the middle. We all circled around him and turned our back to him. We were then instructed to bend over and spread our cheeks while the guy in the middle walked around and looked at everyone’s asshole. I’ve wondered many a time what he tells his kids at home when they ask… “Daddy, what did you do at work today?”
^ apparently not.
Step on a claymore and now you’re a woman.
I restrict my checking for vaginas to sports bars and nightclubs. I don’t walk down a line of shirtless males with hair on their chests.
Although the rubber gloves was a good safety measure.
Seems overly complicated since the standard turn-your-head-and-cough hernia check should give the required information.
Probably why Biden was never known to have joined the military.
Since, with most men, one testicle is smaller than the other.
But, according to Biden’s wife, ALL his testicles are smaller than the other. And…the largest one is permanently lodged inside his left nostril. I mean, You Know, the one he sniffs little girls and boys with.
I knew a guy who manually jerked off turkeys to collect their semen for purposes of artificial insemination on a huge turkey farm.
don’t trust obiden’s stethoscope-wielding butt-fkrs
Since these assorted fruits seem to want to join the armed forces these days why not just buy a copy of Tuli Kupferburg’s 1001 Ways to beat the Draft & follow the instructions to the letter ?
Wasn’t Biden 4 F ?
How can you tell if a tranny is ticklish?
You give it a test tickle.