Clarion Ledger
As years go by, most graduates struggle to remember the wisdom and advice given by their commencement speaker. Few will forget the day Gov. Tate Reeves said “Harry Azcrac” on live TV.
If you don’t understand the import of those words, try saying them aloud. More
Hey Governor! Did you also find York Easter? I know where to find his brother Mike.
…Holden McGroin was unavailable for comment…
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…so I guess young Master Bates was still lacking a couple of credits…
Heywood Jablowme agrees w/ this message
Eddie Haskell lives on.
That makes all old Ben Dover jokes even more funny. they also missed Ima Hogg, and the rest of the of the Ima’s, Mike Sweeney, Mike Hunt etc. etc.
Don’t forget Jack Mehoff. Great guy.
I got nuttin’ new.
Somebody actually listened to a commencement speech?
Well, knock me over widda feddah!
izlamo delenda est …
Aaaaaaaaaaannnnd all the books:
Under The Grandstands by Seymore Butts
Yellow Lakes And Rivers by I.P. Daily
Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Nightly
Trail in the Sand, by Peter Dragon
Yellowriver by I P Freely, I always heard that it was Under The Grandstands by I Seymour Butts. I learned all these probably when I was in 2nd or third grade back in the early 60’s.
Would you please page Mike Hunt.
Stu Pedaso.
My favorite ones are still bad puns like Ivan Awfulitch from Woody Woodpecker and Pickup Andropov the Russian chauffer at the end of Car Talk’s credits.
Paging Hugh Jorgens. Table ready for the Hugh Jorgens party.
Then there’s always Hugh Jass.
Anyone seen Mike Hunt?
Stu Gotz….the famous mayor of Palermo….
Phil McCrakkin.
Books? “Tiger’s Revenge” by Claude Bawls.
@geoff the aardvark — Even though I’ve heard ’em a hundred times, I still smile at the Car Talk credits. My own favorite is statistician Marge Innovera.
I was so pleased to read that the governor had a sense of humor and could enjoy being pranked. Republicans laugh, Dems get nasty.
.stew pedazzle, now filling multiple governor/ag slots across America
.oliver clothesoff