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Congratulations! You’re Mentally Ill! – Hallmark Releases Transgender Encouragement Cards

Thursday, 25 May 2017, 21:05 BFH Uncategorized 38

You know, I’m being harsh. If some dude wants to bolt on a couple of funbags, invert his shvantz, talk falsetto, and get laser treatment for his 5 o’clock shadow, that’s his business.

I might even call him she, if he says, “I know I’m not a woman, but it would really make me happy for you to call me she.”

It’s these anti-science militants who run around saying that drugs and scalpels are creating authentic women.

Bull$hit.

ht/ fdr in  hell

38 Comments on Congratulations! You’re Mentally Ill! – Hallmark Releases Transgender Encouragement Cards

  2. Yeah, you know, the capitalism those squirrels hate so much.
    The greeting cards they hated because [for example] Mother’s Day is soooo misogynistic. But now, the left is OK with Big Card because they’re paying attention to whatever their “Cause” is. LOL. You’re just Hallmark’s vehicle to some profit, sugar. They don’t really love you.
    Yet, you feel so dignified now? Because a piece of overpriced cardstock told you so? Lolz.

  6. Happy, Happy Gender Day!
    What’s between your legs ain’t gonna stay
    Go buy that dress that’s so risque!
    Your manhood soon will go away!
    When you have a gash you’ll feel okay!
    But since you’re bald you’ll need a toupe.
    Happy, Happy Gender Day!

  14. I abandoned Hallmark about 2 years ago in favor of making my own cards. Got tired of the PC boringness of Hallmark cards. Women drink wine. Men are doofuses. That’s Hallmark.

    You really only need MS Word, a printer, heavy card stock and maybe a paper cutter. Once you get a basic template done and know how to load the paper it’s easy.
    Second card easier than the first. Start with regular paper until you figure it out.

    Oh the fun begins there and there was never a more personalized card. And cards that can capitalize on current events.

    I’ve had a lot of fun with this. Hallmark sucks. Making your own rocks.

    Fk Hallmark. Their cards suck and are all made in China. Another reason to abandon them. Plus, you really think about who you are carding.

  15. ” A snip
    A stitch
    From some thread on the shelf.
    It’s now turned inside-out
    As if you’ve fucked yourself.

    A dress
    Some heels
    Some perfume for mood
    They won’t change the fact
    You were born a dude.”

  21. ” Tussle that hair, girl, the color’s divine!
    Don’t even fret the receding hairline.

    Soon you’ll be wed
    So dance in the mirth
    Then ready a nest
    For when you give bir..
    Ohhh…”

  22. … yeah … like these are gonna sell like hotcakes ….

    Hallmark just violated the one rule of capitalism … Astila bye bye … can you say ‘niche market’?

  25. Next, I want to see their Keepsake Tranny Christmas ornaments…

    “Merry Clitmas, darling!”
    “My new balls are on the tree for all to see!”
    “It really is a twig and berries!”

    GMAFB

  28. We were at the bar and I couldn’t help but see,
    That I was eyeing you like you were eying me.
    Your lips were delicious,
    Breasts so divine,
    I reached in your pants,
    And you’ve got a set just like mine!

  32. Hallmark, Pppfft, fagettaboutit, their done by the end of the year, chapter 11. Don’t get all hot and bothered about them. They’re just burning up what they have left.

  35. AIREBODY! I’m having a cis party this weekend, you are all invited!

    After careful consideration, I have decided not to invert my penis and become a woman. Further, I have also decided to not like the cock. Therefore, I remain ‘cis’ normal and hetero. My coming out party is THIS WEEKEND>> SORRY, no time for cards, this is last minute before I change my mind!!!!11!!1!

    RSVP to BFH, he has my contact info.

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