The Onion—Acknowledging that the man’s right-wing views are more nuanced than one might expect, 36-year-old liberal Diana Hardwick confided to reporters Tuesday that her conservative acquaintance Brady Daniels is, quite frustratingly, not racist.
“We got to talking about immigration, and I really wanted him to undermine his argument for stricter border controls by saying something disparaging of Latinos, but apparently his opinions are based entirely onnational security issues instead of race—which is super irritating,” Hardwick said of Daniels, who reportedly describes himself as a “strong conservative” on fiscal issues but, annoyingly, exhibits no racial biases.
“It would be so much easier if I could just write him off as a bigot, but as far as I can tell he harbors no resentment or disdain toward people of color. For God’s sake, we argued every issue from states’ rights to income disparity but nope, he didn’t say anything even tacitly racist. Not once.” Hardwick later concluded that her acquaintance’s opposition to most of President Obama’s policies meant he was probably “close enough” to count as a racist.
And he is not gay…
That would make him a dirtbag liberal.
Amazingly, Liberty and the love of freedom is not racist.
“stricter border control” is not an act of racism, it’s multicultural. It’s what every country does until they slack off and allow the fucking idiots to control the law. They don’t ask what race, they just say “keep the fuck out if you don’t live here!”
That’s amazingly enlighten for The Onion, perhaps they’ve observed the demise of every other outlet that has mindlessly attacked Conservatives.
Thinking liberals, (yes I believe there are some) still cannot imagine that there are intelligent people who don’t agree with them.
I can just hear her saying “but, but, but…and being unable to persuade this smart young man with her ideology.
Policy cannot possibly be the reason!!!
C’mon over, but become a legal citizen and assimilate. No? Out you go.
Wait, are now taking things published at the Onion as not B.S. humor?
When did that happen?