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and, not till you say Uncle!
“Anyone need a free torch? Take it!!”
Looks like she needs a whistle!
Vote for me America, or the lady gets it!
Now that’s a chokehold. See? The bitch is dead!
Now send me a whistle.
Mr Soros! Do I get my bribe now?
To close to reality to joke about
I know you are fantasizing about being raped.
“I’ve had just about enough of you two broads!!”
Claudia – I was just typing that. You beat me to it.
“Give me your Liberty, and I will give you death”
“I’m green with envy – what’s her excuse?”
BAd Brad-
Doesn’t have to be a joke.
It can easily be an anti-Sanders political poster with gravitas.
Stand back Trump! You can’t save her!
“This is what you call statuary rape!!”
“Look who I found trying to leave town”
I caught the Capitalist bitch, now what do I do with her? Owe, her crown is sticking me!
If I squeeze hard enough all the money will just start pouring out….
“From now on it’s the land of the free stuff!!”
When we’re done taking all the rich people’s wealth we can melt this thing down and sell the scrap metal.
“Say it, Green lives matter, say it now!”
Nominate me or she gets it.
Off of my lawn, bitch.
Or better yet
Nominate me and she gets it.
Next stop…the Wahington Monument.
I’m a big supporter of women’s rights!
If you were Muslim, you could stay.
“I got a problem with all coppers!!”
“We end at Bernie’s”
“Give me your rich!”
Cry the poor, muddled masses
demanding their shit for free.
(Sorry, Emma)
“I have chosen a younger running mate”
Don’t Blink. Blink & you’re dead.
With apologies to the Good Dr.
“If my tax rate doesn’t get her, the halitosis will !!”
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore…
And I will promise them free stuff to get their votes!”
See Fidel, Josef, I told you I could do it!
One whistle is enough
“Who’s your uncle?”
“Doesn’t have to be a joke.
It can easily be an anti-Sanders political poster with gravitas.”
OK then
“Your dead bitch, all the young minds we’ve turned against you are finally ready to attack. Die bitch die”
“Liberty and freedom for all?
Bitches be crazy!”
This is a statue of limitations that ends with my election. Free EVERYTHING under my administration!
“Vote for me, and we’ll have whitefish shaming!!”
“You won’t live to see 2017!”
This is how I’m gonna handle the rest of you 1 percenters!
“I met a French lady on a bus thirty years ago.
I think I found her”.
“I always had a thing for that green bitch on Star Trek!!”
It puts the lotion on the skin…
“I’m up all night to get lucky…”
No Liberty for You
Bernie’s dumping his wife for a woman who’s closer to his age.
“Soylent Green is people!”
“Send five million bucks to my mom’s basement if you ever want to see her again!!”
Let’s Put the Old Tramp Away For Good!
Vote Benie 2016!
Quick,,,pull my finger
This is how my rape fantasy starts.
“The Republicans are at war with women!! Ain’t that right, bitch?”
Allahu Sandderu !
Nuggy Nuggy!
“You ever seen a grown man naked?”
“Liberty, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
“Bye, bye Miss American Pie”
C’mon Sugartits, let me ride you to the bottom
“Watch the golden eggs fly out when I cut her head off!”
Some 300 days and we’s goin’ to be Married!
“Feel the Bern…”
Even Mary Jo would have felt it was worth it!
“Come on, let’s go fit you for that burka…”
“Tonight we gonna party like it’s 1799”
Cigars?
You’re evicted!
No Work Values
Lady, I don’t know your name, but your wealth in copper belongs to the People.
“I got the lone Ellis Island vote, so suck it Hillary!”
You can’t restrain me, that’s why I restrain you.
“OH MY GOD! I JUST PERFORATED A BOWEL!!!”
Straight Outta Copper
Give me Liberty, and I’ll take yours.
“I’ll show you exactly how my policies will strangle freedom!”
This room is where we keep Scalia’s eye masks!
“You’re in the armpit of America now!”
Debbie’s tokens are this way!
Liberty: “I can’t breathe!”
Lady Liberty: “hands up, old coot!”
“Having my baby…”
“You can have the Nobel, Barack, I’ve got me a Liberty!”
“Hey Sharpton, you grab the rear”
“Say 90% tax rate…SAY IT NOW!”
Vote Bernie or HEADS WILL ROLL
“I caught this woman trying to force people to work for a living and prosper in this country.”
“Look, this one hasn’t had her abortion yet!”
“What the hell do you mean, freedom isn’t free?”
“Let’s give her back to France, in exchange for 100,000 peaceful muslims…”
“If I wasn’t such a weakling, I’d shake the change out of your pockets.”
I’m gonna’ water my tree of tyranny with the blood of liberty.
“Sure, have the old man clean up Comrade Barry’s mess.”
I Win or the Bitch Gets IT!!!!
“You first, then everybody else gets their lobotomy.”
“Abe, Tom and George you’re next!”
“resistance is futile”
“DeBlasio told me size doesn’t matter…want a soda?”
“out of my way!
i’m taking her back to the socialist land of milk and honey where she’s from: Sweden!”
“Any last words before I off her?”
“I got your freedoms right here, bitch”
“Enough with all that wealth and prosperity shit!”
” Liberty is enslavement !”
“You need to get out! You need to get out! Hey, who wants to help me get this “Liberty” out of here? I need some muscle over here!”
Socialism, It’s you new Liberty.
Red is the new Green.
My name is Bernie Sanders, crook of crooks:
Look on my aims, ye freemen, and despair!
“BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY !”
Hugging the Liberty Tree
“Got you in a stranglehold baby, you’d best get outta the way..”
Anybody know what copper is bringin today?
“You MANIAC! You SCREWED IT UP! DAMN YOU, BERNIE! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!”
– Charlton Heston
Ha! I was gonna say ; ” So, your a friend of Charelton Heston?”
“What we have here….is a failure to communicate”….
“I’m gonna make her an offer she can’t refuse”…
“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli’s”….
“Women fantasize about being gang raped”
“Welcome my friend. Are you ready for today? Because today will set a course for all our futures.”…
“Liberty, you’re a bad influence.
You don’t have a sister called “Dependence”, do ya?”
To Hillary: “Grab her feet and we can deep six freedom forever.”
I’ve got her bent over…..quick Hillary, work your magic with your strap-on.
“Just look how compatible Liberty and Socialism are! Like Peas and Carrots! “
I’m going to steal everything you own,you greedy bitch.