Obama Era WH Visitor Logs – updated

72 Comments on Obama Era WH Visitor Logs – updated

1. Larry Siclair – Relive old times

2. joe6pak/unlimited access/beer summit and ass kicking, all out of beer

3. Reggie rear entry fisting

4. Eric Holdler, Loretta Lynch – visit – coordinate alibis and scapegoats

5. podesta – – delivery – – payoff

6. GWYNETH PALTROW ———- STEAM CLEAN TRAINING

7. Joe Biden – visit – Barky likes to hear that “big fuckin’ deal” line every week or two

8. Corey Booker – weekly visit – Discipline, water sports, 2 boys 1 cup

9. SEIU – – visit – – talking points/payoff.

10. Hillary Clinton – Permanent ban

11. ayatollah Khamenei—–visitor———-Let’s Make A Deal

12. Elizabeth warren – – visit – – Pow Wow, screw Hillary

13. Al Sharpton – Nuklar fisiks & shit.

14. Susan Rice & Hillary – – official mtg – – review movie that caused Benghazi

15. Dr. Ezekiel Emmanuel – President’s daily colorectal cranium extraction

16. Susan Rice–pick up sack of lies to spread

17. Sean penn — policy mtg — Support Venezuela

18. Harry Reid – cowboy poetry session with President in his underwear.

19. soros — hidden agenda — strategy mtg/payoff

20. Wookiee R Us – FLOTUS shearing

21. Putin – – private Phone call – – Flexibility after election/Uranium/payoff to podesta and Clinton foundation

22. Men’s Meeting with Reggie…schedule TBA…

23. Bill Ayers—book signings…

24. Dr. Smith, DVM – Visit/MO – Express anal gland

25. Chelsea Clinton—-daughters ego inflation…

26. Jaamal/delivery, BO/Virginia Slim Menthol Lights and cocaine

27. CAIR/Muslim Brotherhood – – pvt. mtg. – – Jizya

28. Loretta Fuddy—-meeting postponed and then canceled…

29. George Hussein Onyango Obama—Hut investment counselor…

30. Bill Clinton, VIS/WH, Intern Interviews

31. Nihad Awad (Exec Dir CAIR) – Pickup/BO – Next week’s drone target list

32. james taylor — private serenade session

33. Aunt Zeituni Onyango—-Immigration reform…

34. NBC CNN CBS ABC – PRIVATE, CONFIDENTIAL, NOAMERICANS

35. Louis Farrakhan – – private teaching – – Koran Study – Jizya must be paid by the non-Muslim in exchange for not being killed.

36. Frank Marshall Davis—nightly ghost visits…

37. Satan- Strategy session

38. Various citizens of Cape Cod—-Various vacation brochures….

39. Rev. Wright – – meeting – – _od Damn America

40. Columbia alumni association—-Dues collection…

41. I was just stuck on the phone for a few minutes, picked up a book of ‘Selected Bill Clinton quotations 2016’ – because we have that in the office. I skimmed his eulogy of Sandy Berger. Clinton said “I owe Sandy probably more than anyone alive” – no shit Bill, he literally stole records implicating you from the National Archives, walked out with them jammed down his pants, and destroyed them.

42. Rev Al Sharpton-vis BO- Negro dialect lessons.
    Jack Links- vis MO- family portrait
    Elizabeth Warren -vis BO-smokum choom pipe
    Maxine Watters -vis ??- unintelligible response
    John Boehner-vis BO- knee pad durability summit

43. Staples. Cert live birth check prints.

44. “Jack Links- vis MO- family portrait”

    ROTFL

45. Name: Muslim Bro’Hood
    Type of access: Internal/Tunnel
    Purpose: Spread Sharia

46. Name: Frank’s Russet Burbank Potatoes
    Type of access: Kitchen/MO
    Purpose: French Fries

47. Pyramid Pizza – Triple cheese and pineapple

48. Andrea Mitchell, learnin’ manners and being parented

49. Whole Foods – 7 Almonds

50. CVS – Purple Lip Gloss w/insect repellant

51. Nobel Peace Prize Committee – Award Reconsideration meeting

52. Acme Pest Control – Moochele’s Monthly Flea Dip

53. Mariah Carey – pitching lessons

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-oNH7jg1wxbI/T3OuQ5KgXzI/AAAAAAAABRw/vDHCTS3zQZ4/s640/obama_cant_throw_a_baseball.gif

54. Dalai Lama visitor exit past garbage strewn path

55. Dale from Dandy Dumpters – visit- talk about deliveries for school lunches.

56. Ace Hardware / MO / Duct tape

57. Barry Manilow…..presidential full body massage

58. I didn’t read the other comments did anyone say
    Kiss your ass/kiss my ass

59. Name: Hillary Clinton
    Type of Access: Any Black woman/Sassy
    Purpose: Which hot sauce fits best in handbag

60. Richard Gozzinia

61. Name: Malaria Obama
    Type of Access: just wandered in while smoking a doobie
    Purpose: Still looking for her pants

62. Lowes – Delivery Mo – 1 gal. Spackling paste/brown

63. Mo – bi-monthly sasquatch dip & shave

64. PETCO – Barry’s weekly gerbil delivery

65. Kibaki and Uhuru from Kenya, and Joko and Susilo from Indonesia.
    Payment due to all.

66. Ghirardelli- Chocolate Starfish Assortment.

67. Amazon delivery for Mooch. 10 rolls of duct tape

68. Home Depot – super glue for Moose’s heel.

    CVS – Preparation H for Reggie.

    Shipments got mixed up.

69. 6-8-09 House Of Humor – ten pounds of fairy dust.

    6-9-09 Rip Taylor visits.

70. Michelle – So BO and MO can pretend marriage isn’t

71. Costco – 50 lbs. of french fries, 5 lb. tub of butter, 5 lb. bucket of ketchup, 50 lbs. of onion rings, ten cases of bacon, 50 lbs. of pancake mix, 5 lb. bucket of mole sauce, 5 cases of taquitos, 5 cases of Don Miguel burritos, 5 cases of Digiornio pizza, ten 5 gallon buckets of ice cream, 5 gallon bucket of chocolate syrup.

72. Jiffy Lube – service call/housekeeping – service & refill bathroom and bedroom AstroGlide dispensers.