As of 12 noon, CFM’s “COMMIE DEAREST” had the most thumbs. (22)
Email me with your mailing address to claim your safety whistle courtesy of Menderman.
UPDATE: I’ve installed a simple up and down arrow. We’ll live with this for awhile. Entries entered before midnight are eligible for the win. We’ll bump this and keep the voting going until noon today. Winner is the most thumbs up. We don’t deduct for thumbs down.
The contest is:
Modify an existing movie title to create the Bill and Hillary Story.
Examples:
The Hills Have Eyes – The Hill Has Thighs
The Carpetbaggers – The Carpetmunchers
The Men Who Stare At Goats – The Couple Who Stare At Tits (*see here)
Winner gets a Keith Sullivan Memorial Safety Whistle – Courtesy of Menderman
Liar Liar – Liar Liar
Didn’t need changing at all.
The Turds (The Birds) by Alfred Hitchcock 1963
Sex, Lies, and videotape….
The Crying Game – The Lying Game.
Planet of the Rapes
Kill Bill….Still Kill Bill…
“The Open Fly” —- starring Bill Clinton, “The Fly” 1986
The Grad U Ate
The Grifters (again, this one doesn’t need to be changed)
“Despicable We” Despicable Me
Driving Miss Lewinsky
“One Flew Over Benghazi” …… One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)
The Brinks Job – The Blow Job.
“Snow White and the Seven Rape Victims”, Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Beneath the Valleys of the Bimbos
Crime and NO punishment
Dirty Little Billy
Its a wonderful lie
a sex oddysey
The Lyin’ King
the good, the dead, and the ugly
No Country For Honest Men
Bill and Epstein’s Excellent Adventure
Commie Dearest
Cool Hand Hillary
or go the old fashioned way. Just use middle finger for dislike?
The greatest story ever fabricated.
Swindlers List
All Quite on Hillary’s Front
Raging Bullshit
A Campaign Too Far
(A Bridge Too Far)
How about “A Post Without thumbs?”
Hang ’em both High
The Bride of Frankenbill
BFH – I got the like button and it works
Start Wreck: The Search for Bucks
(Star Trek III: The Search for Spock)
Billy Meets Hillzilla
“Plastic Face: the Shame of the Nation”, —- Scarface: The Shame of the Nation (1932)
Bubba and Cankles Do America
“The Exterminators” — The Terminator (1984)
Everybody they’ve known dies mysteriously or commits suicide.
“Field of Schemes” — Field of Dreams (1989)
“The Lady from Benghazi” —- The Lady From Shanghai (1948)
“What Ever Happened to Ambassador Stevens?”—– “What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)
A Sinful DIck and Old Lady.
Arsenic and Old Lace.
Me, Myself and Huma
Monica Always Rings Twice (The Postman Always Rings Twice)
It’s a Wonderful Lie- It’s a Wonderful Life
The Man Who Shot Monica’s Dress.
A Sinful Dick and Old Lady
Arsenic and Old Lace
Pork Chop and Hill
(Pork Chop Hill, duh)
What’s Eating Vince Foster? (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape)
Well, that plugin sucked.
It kept choking off the load time.
See, this is what I mean. It is difficult to find compatibility.
I’ll keep trying while you have fun with this.
If I don’t find a good streamlined one I will have to vote for the winner myself.
Citizen Kankle – Citizen Kane
Fists Full Of Dollars
“Bimbo Eruption” (Instead of “Super Eruption.”)
Raging Bullshit
Great Exaggerations
Where do I click to thumbs up?
Vast Right-wing Conspiracy Theory
A Touch of Stink.
Two Usual Suspects.
President Evil
American History $
Clintons’ Strangeloves or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Raped the Bimbos.
For a Million Dollars More
For a Few Dollars More
Mr. And Mrs. President
V for Vagina
Can I use a TV show? “Cleavage To Beaver”
The Manchurian Candidates.
The Road to Benghazi (apologies to Bob Hope).
Human Suckipede?
Ego and Prejudice (apologies to Jane Austen).
Call Me Madam President.
On second thought, no. let’s just stick with Call Me Madam Secretary.
when hamrod met slick
Free slicks Willy
BFh, as long as you’re working on website stuff, look for an edit feature too. Sure miss that.
I was trying to click the up arrow,, and accidentally clicked the down arrow. It would not let me change that. I prefer a “like” button to the up or down arrows.
I’m going bald with the amount of hair I’m pulling out.
raiders or the lost ark— raider of the west wing
Raging Bull dyke (redex)
The bad and the ugly nothing good about’em
The big lebowski – the Big Lewinski
Love is a Money Tendered Thing
Blow
My Big Fat Libyan Beheading
slum dog multi millionaires
Inglorious Bastards
Why are you pulling out your hair?
Scum and Scummier
Swindlers’ List
for a few bribes more
Snakes Out For Gain
(Snakes On A Plane)
Crapnado
Two Towering in Ego
(The Towering Inferno)
Using Mozilla. Thumbs of any type aren’t manifesting.
Alien vs Predator
Pretty in Pink – Pretty in Orange
House of Cards….the whole series.
The Rodham Witch Project.
You’ve got email
@fur – with all the issues I told you I was having with the laptop, as you can see I’m having no problems commenting from the iPad.
JS-
Can’t find a plugin for a simple thumbs up in the comments.
The Seventy Year Bitch
Curiousawhythisonesquatsi
Erase her head
“Thunderbolt and Lightfoot” = “Thunderthighs and Nit Wit”
“Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte” = “Hush, Hush, You Harlots”
“The Thomas Crown Affair” = “Hillary’s My Cross to Bear”
“On Golden Pond” = “On Random Blondes”
“Throw Momma From the Train” = “Throw Bernie Under the Train”
When Scary met Shallow
For whom the Swells poll
“Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice” = Bill and Hillary and Huma and Carlos”
“Weekend At Bernie’s” = “Weekend At Bernie’s”
A Taste of Money
Going Crankles
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The Devil in Pantsuits
The Neverly Hill-Billy’s movie
Treasonous Liaisons
izlamo delenda est …
Gray Haired Lady Goes Down in Red November-> mashup of Gray Lady Down and Red October
The Odd Couple (no title change needed)
Shartnado
The Arrangement
The Chinese Connection (The French Connection)
izlamo delenda est …
Butch Acidy and the Funpants Kid