According to the Boston Globe, the full ad read:
Looking for an outgoing, fun, energetic, cute office assistant. Ideal candidate would have some college training or a college degree and be between 22 and 32 years old. Dress code is casual, but short skirts are always preferred because it’s mostly guys!
That’s what I would have been looking for as well. But I would have added – MEN need not apply.
Lookie what a quick internet search turns up:
“Minutes down Route 128 in Reading today, Oaktree Development principal Gwen Noyes and partner Urban Spaces president Paul Ognibene are joining state and local officials to cut the ribbon on 30 Haven St, a green, modular multifamily and retail project.”
https://www.bisnow.com/archives/newsletter/boston/burbs-got-the-goods
He’s a phony baloney “green” opportunist. Therefore…. huge lefty. No wonder supporters are coming out of the woodwork to vouch for his character.
That is NOT a picture of a happy ending.
No. No, he’s not a good family man.
Your character judgment stinks, counselor.
He’s a democrat, maybe he wants a lady-boy in a short skirt, should have called Barney Frank for referrals.
WOW where do I apply? I’ll get him on age discrimination and pledge the settlement to IOTWReport.
““My client is seeking counseling to deal with these issues,” defense attorney Conrad Beltzer told the news site. “He’s a family guy. I have known my client for years. He’s a really, really good man.”
Why do they seek counseling AFTER the arrest?
Really good family guy. Hell I guess they would probably nominate this guy for husband of the decade: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11616901/Prostitute-pleads-guilty-in-Google-executive-heroin-overdose-death-on-yacht.html
Hmmmm, he’s a member of the Cohasset Babysitting, Tutoring & Pet-Sitting club.
Oakey dokey then!
Where there’s smoke…
So when does it come out that he was also smoking crack or meth? That’s where the rabbit hole begins…
Caitlyn Jenner and/or Zoey Tur should apply.
Obviously following the Ted Kennedy system of office staffing.
what – no preference on underwear?
Kennedy didn’t advertise. He auditioned.
Dang…he’s a goofy looking bastard…he’s cockeyed or something.
The Senator had three applicants for the secretarial position. One could type but couldn’t spell, one could spell but couldn’t type, one could spell and type.
Question: Which one did he hire?
Answer: The one with the big tits.
“Must have prior experience dancing on tables and close to upright chrome pipes”.