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Correspondents Gather Tonight To Celebrate Their Declining Relevance

What happens to an event that loses its importance to society? Like the beauty pageants of old (where have you gone, Miss America, Miss USA, Miss Teen USA, etc.?) the White House Correspondents Dinner is being held tonight to the amusement of an
ever -shrinking audience. More

What drains tonight’s festivities of any importance will be the glaring absence of the only person of relevance to the room, the president will not attend for a second year in a row.  More

Despite being a no-show for the media’s big night, the evening should still prove entertaining since the president’s rally in Michigan will be live-streamed. Here

9 Comments on Correspondents Gather Tonight To Celebrate Their Declining Relevance

  1. This fiasco should be renamed the “Liars club” or “Prevaricators Anonymous”
    Many other possibilities come to mind involving words such as rats, slime, swamp critters, seditionist, treasonous bastards, and a few which I will not post at this time.

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  2. Wong Press Dinner
    You get:
    Nothing from column 1.
    Apparatchik salad from column 2.
    Stale snide from column 3.
    Nothing burger from column 4.
    Press get egg on face, with wanton.

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