Covid Fog Would Actually Make Joe Biden Smarter – IOTW Report

Covid Fog Would Actually Make Joe Biden Smarter

What an imbecile—

Biden was trying to say that Doug Emhoff, Kamala Harris’s husband, had tested positive for COVID-19.

25 Comments on Covid Fog Would Actually Make Joe Biden Smarter

  1. “Hey Joe!
    Where ya going with yer dick in yer hand?

    Hey Joe!
    I said where ya going with yer dick in yer hand?

    I’m goin down to bone some chirren,
    Y’know I saw some playin in the sand.”

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  2. Pedo always uses rhe word “Anyway” to escape from something stupid he just said, or more commonly something he just forgot.

    It’s such obvious dementia from such an obvious dipshit that it’s kind off sad.

    Another obvious thing is that has to take three days a week off to get gorked up enough to manage the other four. They must be spending millions every weekend to prop him up and protect his sorry ass.

    Barry wants him out of the way anyway because he runs the place for Soros & Company Intl.

    The Pedo is just around to grin like an idiot and fuck everything up.

    Demonrats lack any sort of dignity or respect for the country.

    It’s always the lowest common denominator with them, just look at Commiela.

    I get the impression they installed these two imbeciles on purpose just to rub our faces in it.

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  3. The thieves who stole the election for him don’t care that Dementia Joe is incompetent, and his Handlers have gotten so much accomplished in 419 days. Baracky Osmidgen and ValJar are about to get that deal done with the Mad Mullahs. Susan Rice and Samantha Power are achieving everything they couldn’t finish the last time, and Nancy Pelosi has doubled her net worth. Consider this: they’ve got 947 days until the next President is inaugurated. If you hate America it’s been swell.

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  4. Thanks, geoff. Reminds me that I mentioned to my grand kids yesterday all the ways to say “throw up.”

    upchuck
    spew
    vomit
    puke
    blow chunks
    barf
    spit up
    heave your guts out
    chuck your cookies

    And they laughed, the precocious little smarts.

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  5. General Malaise: Don’t forget the Australian expressions for vomiting: chunder and technicolor yawn. The Aussies have more ways of saying vomit than any other country according to some experts.

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  6. There’s also losing your lunch, and saying the word Ralph. And my favorite for being totally drunk as a skunk, Toilet hugging lamp post hanging drunk and worshipping the porcelain gods. I had to learn the hard way and only did this once in the Philippines which is why I don’t drink alcohol, it literally made me as sick as a dog.

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  7. General Malaise
    MARCH 16, 2022 AT 8:48 AM

    “Liquid Laughter” is good too, or the more clinical “Projectile Vomit” and the more mechanical “Reverse Gears”; and the audit idea in “Take Another Look At Lunch” is not to be discounted, but bear in mind that there ARE medical reasons, particularly with attempted suicides and accidental overdoses, that you may comb through vomitus to find pill shards to make some determination what was taken and how much was absorbed…

    …one time that was useful to me, when the hospital tried to kill my son after a surgical procedure. He was having an allergic reaction and we talked the nurse into giving him Benadryl, but she insisted on using a ground-up pill instead of liquid despite it having been ORAL surgery.

    …long story short, I showed the Code team *I* eventually had to summon the large part of a Benadryl pill that *I* caught in a puke pan because the nurse was MIA in all this that demonstrated that he did NOT get needed medication and so the doctors who actually had some COMPETENCE in the ICU were able to treat CORRECTLY for a change.

    Don’t discount the power of vomit in certain situations as a dx tool.

    That can ALSO be used to save a life…

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  8. geoff the aardvark
    MARCH 16, 2022 AT 9:17 AM
    “I had to learn the hard way and only did this once in the Philippines which is why I don’t drink alcohol, it literally made me as sick as a dog”

    ..in the Philippines? Sick AS a dog or sick OF the dog?

    …pretty sure you know what “Aso” stew is in Tagalog, but the question is, did you indulge before drinking…

    …of course, in a bar in the Philippines a “Balut” is also available, and I’m pretty sure THAT wouldn’t help your digestion either…

    Xxxx://3w.atlasobscura.OOM/foods/balut-duck-embryo-philippines

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  9. I never ate a balut or the skewered monkey on a stick in Olongapo City that was sold on street corners. They did have excellent fried rice though and I never asked if the meat came from a monkey or a dog or a cat. And there’s always the classic Barf a rama from Stand By Me to describe a puke fest. My son made a home made balut once when he was a kid by burying a hard boiled egg in a coffee can with a plastic lid on top and forgetting about it for a year or so and when he found the maggot covered remains of that egg and smelled that rotten smell he did end up barfing.

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  10. We used to call the all you can eat Chuck Wagon restaurant the Up Chuck Wagon back in the 60’s and 70’s. And all of us Junior High boys thought it was funnier than hell once when someone mentioned upchucking at a school assembly back in the mid 60’s. The same goes for the word defecate (instead of crap or shit) which we learned the meaning of in HS biology class.

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