I know … crazy and leftist are redundant.
Dadof4 sent me this photo he took years ago of a woman sporting some of the craziest bumper stickers.
She was in front of me at Jack in the Box and I wish I had waited a 1/2 second more to catch her arm grabbing the bag of greasy food, but it doesn’t matter. I circled a sticker that said: You are what you eat. GO ORGANIC!
Not likely at this restaurant. Hypocrite?, or just another lying, fake virtual signaler?
The first one that sent my crazy lady detector off was the VOTE CHOICE/CHOOSE LIFE. I knew I could never have a sane conversation with her already if she twists realty like that.
Then I saw the go organic one and I just had to snap this pic.
Of course, there’s a Coexist sticker. Just proving she’s lucky if her head is full of shattered marbles at that point. How can she say she loves God and think all religions are equal? Total moron.
So, here is what you are up against. There must be crazier ones out there.
Take pictures and send them to me at my critter email (put Bumper Stickers in the Subject line):
I will update this periodically depending on how many pictures I get from you. Let’s see what you can find!
I think she was a bit confused. That’s how the lefties roll. Just the coexist sticker already identifies them as leftards. I betcha that fat lesbian professor who died recently of being too fat, was driving that car.
Do what I do….
Whenever I see the coexist bumper sticker with symbols in place of letters I make it a point to ask the driver, “Do you know the “C” wants kill all the rest of the letters if they won’t convert to the one true way of “C-lsm”. They don’t know what to say….
Something worse than bumper stickers? Yard signs. My neighborhood is inundated with these dopey signs;
https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=BrHzODfp&id=E99660420DEC9A015781D37E695428628CA3779F&thid=OIP.BrHzODfpQpU0szz0Ef8LmQHaHa&mediaurl=https%3A%2F%2Feviralstore.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F06%2FBlack-Lives-Matter-EZ08-1806-Yard-Sign2-back–510×511.jpg&cdnurl=https%3A%2F%2Fth.bing.com%2Fth%2Fid%2FR.06b1f33837e9429534b33cf411ff0b99%3Frik%3Dn3ejjGIoVGl%252b0w%26pid%3DImgRaw%26r%3D0&exph=511&expw=510&q=woke+yard+sign+about+BLM&simid=607987225577794403&form=IRPRST&ck=9D12F80E1C24669CEB773E09ED0FF2E0&selectedindex=9&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0&vt=0&pivotparams=insightsToken%3Dccid_aNp6C86B*cp_BBCAB802E720D0874696AA75CFDDD8C4*mid_3BB349DC7687F2C4FD357042D2783AFEDCE86299*simid_607999878550867501*thid_OIP.aNp6C86BmygMGkhMAJHBTQAAAA&sim=11&iss=VSI&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0
These are bad enough but I’ve noticed that in the last year something even more noxious is breeding. My neighborhood is fairly affluent, yet, woke virtue signalers are building little food co-ops in front of their million-plus homes, with signs similar to, “No one should go hungry, take what you need”. There are about a dozen of these on my dog walking routes. Of course, they are stocked with food and of course, no food is ever taken because no homeless hungry person walks these streets.
It is all for show for the purposes of making the idiots that live there feel better about themselves.
Biden – Harris 2020
It doesn’t get more crazy leftist than that
I was wrong, it gets crazier:
Build Back Better
I am a redneck deplorable, so off to gun shows I go. I use to pick up extra NRA stickers at the ubiquitous NRA table. I would then see cars like this in parking lots and add an NRA sticker to the matrix in a not as visible spot as others and calmly walk on. I would see those cars sporting the sticker sometimes months later. Goes to prove, bumper sticker liberal, I virtue signaled…
What they say VS what they mean:
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replace xxxxx with https
My take on “coexist”:
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You know what to do.
Diogene’s take on “coexist”.
xxxxx://www.diogenesmiddlefinger.com/2017/06/massive-recall-issued-for-ineffective.html
I like the one that says ” Three drinks and I’m gay”.
Slap it on and run.
I thought you had to drive a Subaru to have that many stickers.
My favorite bumper sticker said:
Malwart Your source of cheap Chinese plastic crap.
On the cheap plastic bumper of a Hyundai at the university of course.
I’m still trying to figure out “I recycle/I vote”
What in the world are you trying to signal there? I recycle and vote also. So?
Probably moved to Texas from California.
Trans-liberal or Bi-servative.
Telling us your fave sticker doesn’t count. Gotta see the Crazy.
I have another one of a car that says Come And Take It on the drivers side and Vote Beto on the other.
Beto voters are Dain Brammaged.
@ Rich Taylor
I think yard signs should qualify for this.
The one you linked to is everywhere here in Dallas. I may think they’re idiot virtue signalers, but I appreciate knowing ahead of time before I enter the home to do my work.
“I would then see cars like this in parking lots and add an NRA sticker to the matrix in a not as visible spot as others and calmly walk on”
Was thinking it would be easy to do that with a small Trump 2024 sticker lost among the many.
Stick one on an Antifa vehicle during a riot. That would be a blast to see fellow comrades destroy the car.
Here is another cringe yard sign I keep seeing;
https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=uIRahrMN&id=ADF41BD1338349DE1BA34B62CC6AE43187DC2989&thid=OIP.uIRahrMNjFKTc8mq9ruUPwHaFj&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fhatehasnohome.org%2fimage%2fcache%2fcatalog%2fhhnhh_yardsign-2048×1536.jpg&cdnurl=https%3a%2f%2fth.bing.com%2fth%2fid%2fR.b8845a86b30d8c529373c9aaf6bb943f%3frik%3diSnchzHkasxiSw%26pid%3dImgRaw%26r%3d0&exph=1536&expw=2048&q=hate+has+no+home+here+yard+sign&simid=608052801137306183&FORM=IRPRST&ck=DCCC4368D2C875260A183611E106EA1B&selectedIndex=4&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0
I’m pretty much a live and let live kinda guy but I’m so tempted to ask one of these homeowners what they think of Trump. I expect a reply of ,”I hate the guy”, as I sheepishly point to his yard sign.
It’s a Kia. Those stickers are all that’s keeping it together.
If only you had asked when I was still in Oregon. All I seen in Arizona is “Let’s go Brandon” and “Trump 2024” stickers.
I support the 2nd Amendment
>>>>>>>But my Neighbor doesn’t>>>>>>>
I remember when Paul Harvey used to do bumper snickers, one that really stuck out was on a Honda named Fenry, I got a good laugh out of that. And just today I saw a bumper sticker that said Fuck your stick family with a bunch of stick figures on it.
My favorite yard sign to put on a Liberal’s front yard is:
“Gun Free Zone”
The next day you can see the Hershey trail out to where the sign usedto be!!
I was on the Mass Pike one day and saw this old rusty Mercedes station wagon smoking it’s way along, I call them “Deathmobiles”. It had one sticker on it, every time I think of it I laugh:
DIE YUPPIE SCUM
RU = Russia.
For my first van I bought when a high school senior I got a bumper sticker that read Don’t Laugh Mister, Your Daughter Might Be In Here
If this van is a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’.
Bumper Stickers for creepy liberals:
“Kiss A Gay Whale”
“Hillary Clinton Is Better Than Jesus”
“Che Is Not Dead”
“Eight Is Too Late”
Wife and I wer going down t I=95 one day and came up on a 1998 Big Ole Buick with a little old lady just tall enough to look through the steering wheel and doing 48 MPH.
Bumper sticker said, “How’s My Hair?”
Big fat liberal woman driving a tiny Smart Car. Bumper Sticker: Does This Car Make Me Look Skinny?