Crossword Puzzle – IOTW Report

Crossword Puzzle

I haven’t done one of these in awhile. I know one reader that really enjoys these. This is for her. She know who she is.

Crossword

Across

1. Fluke

4. Many people would like to play this for Obama

7. Encoding system for analog television

9. Slippery like one of these

10. _ _ Pretty Woman

12. Slimy politicians do this

14. Not “From”

15. Cross-dressers love this fashion accessory

17. A cop

18. Scientific statement of fact

19. Before

21. If Obama had one

22. Perpetually fired

23. They catch smugglers

24. People sit on them, Michelle is married to one

26. Michelle’s second meal

27. Why no milk when cold?

29. People you are glad to see, but you never really want to call them

31. Behold’s partner

32. Obama adds an “e”

34. The fifth note

35. iOTWreport reader. What’s Up?

36. Are we nearly there yet?

38. Everyone did/does this

39. Dismissive comment response to an online rant

Down

1. Michael Moore is one

2. The direction the country is not going

3. A smidge

4. You’ll find one in Obama’s pocket, for sure

5. P.S. says you can call him this

6.  They have a caution sign for these type of children

8. Indicates laughter

9. Obama has a big one in his head

11. Goes with Scotch

13. Adam Ant wanted you to stand and do this

14. Boehner’s is weird

16. Better to be this than not be this

18. No, this does not mean you didn’t win

20. We need the Obama one to end soon

21. Jamaican beat

23. A couple

25. It allows you to text

26. Could cause a trigger response in some asinine progressives (snap instead_

27. Beginning of textbook (abbreviation)

28. Apparently they have stinky hands

30. Ripped

32. There’s never one around when you need them

33. Blocked gland

35. Perform

37. A chip and a chair (usually in a church basement)

ANSWERS

20 Comments on Crossword Puzzle

  1. Okay, how’d I do? 😀

    Across
    1. Fluke (slut)
    4. Many people would like to play this for Obama (taps)
    7. Encoding system for analog television______
    9. Slippery like one of these (eel)
    10. _ _ Pretty Woman (oh)
    12. Slimy politicians do this______
    14. Not “From” (to)
    15. Cross-dressers love this fashion accessory (bra)
    17. A cop_____
    18. Scientific statement of fact______
    19. Before (pre)
    21. If Obama had one (son)
    22. Perpetually fired (mr pinko!)
    23. They catch smugglers (dea)
    24. People sit on them, Michelle is married to one (ass)
    26. Michelle’s second meal (cud)
    27. Why no milk when cold?
    29. People you are glad to see, but you never really want to call them (emt)
    31. Behold’s partner (lo)
    32. Obama adds an “e” (corps)
    34. The fifth note (so)
    35. iOTWreport reader. What’s Up? (doc)
    36. Are we nearly there yet? (end)
    38. Everyone did/does this (poop)
    39. Dismissive comment response to an online rant_____
    Down
    1. Michael Moore is one (slob)
    2. The direction the country is not going (up)
    3. A smidge (tad)
    4. You’ll find one in Obama’s pocket, for sure (tee)
    5. P.S. says you can call him this (al)
    6. They have a caution sign for these type of children (slow)
    8. Indicates laughter (heh)
    9. Obama has a big one in his head (ego)
    11. Goes with Scotch______
    13. Adam Ant wanted you to stand and do this (deliver)
    14. Boehner’s is weird (tan)
    16. Better to be this than not be this _____
    18. No, this does not mean you didn’t win_____
    20. We need the Obama one to end soon (era)
    21. Jamaican beat (ska)
    23. A couple (duo)
    25. It allows you to text_____
    26. Could cause a trigger response in some asinine progressives (snap instead_ (clap)
    27. Beginning of textbook (abbreviation)
    28. Apparently they have stinky hands
    30. Ripped (torn)
    32. There’s never one around when you need them (cop)
    33. Blocked gland
    35. Perform (do)
    37. A chip and a chair (usually in a church basement)______

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