Cruz Cut – IOTW Report

Cruz Cut

Cruz’s new haircut.

ummmm….

37 Comments on Cruz Cut

  1. Looks like he’s prepping for the “Business up front, Party in the back” Mullet. Next, he’s gonna share the Queensryche playlist from his iPod with all of us.

    20
  2. The only sane reason for mullet haircuts is for men who work outdoors in the sun: short in front keeps sweaty hair out of their eyes, short in back keeps the sun off their necks. The proper term for anybody else who wears a mullet is “dork”. Therefore, Cruz is a dork.

    6
  3. lurker
    “He was thinking of joining the Marines but then abruptly changed his mind. Semper Fi almost”

    I know from personal experience, the first pass is straight down the middle.
    After hearing, “IF YOU HAVE ANY LUMPS, BUMPS, MOLES, OR ANYTHING ON YOUR HEAD YOU WISH TO KEEP. PUT YOUR FINGER ON THEM OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.”

    3
  4. If this was 1957, he’d try looking like a beatnik. If it was 1964, he’d have a Beatle haircut. If it was 1976, he’d grow an Afro. If this was 1990, he’d shave his head and wear an earring.

    Ol’ Ted’s just trying to be hip.

    3
  5. Cmn¢¢guy: my welcome to the crotch haircut was so long ago i don’t remember the first pass. i do know i was surprised to be getting a haircut at 2am after a long bus ride from Charleston. Yep. Left Cleveland on a bus, travelled to Akron, caught a train (yeah, that long ago) to Charleston, then a bus to Parris Island. I do remember the yellow footprints and a LOT of screaming.

    2
  6. He tried one of those TV Self-Haircut gizmos. Pitch: “If you can comb it, you can cut it.”

    Trouble is, you can only cut what you can see.

    He finished with the pubes and called it a day.

    1

Comments are closed.