If he starts skateboarding through the halls, we’re gonna have to hire some priests.
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Has to be ‘shopped. lol
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He was thinking of joining the Marines but then abruptly changed his mind. Semper Fi almost
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Looks like he’s prepping for the “Business up front, Party in the back” Mullet. Next, he’s gonna share the Queensryche playlist from his iPod with all of us.
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Starting a mullet?
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He REALY must like Patrick Mahomes and State Farm…..
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The barber sneezed?
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Maybe he’s being prepped for temporal lobe surgery…to see if there’s anything in there!
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Qanon predicted bad haircuts for everyone…..and pumpernickel scented candles….
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@Willys…. so, trust the plan then? LOL
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Business in the front, party in the back.
4
…Just why?
The mullet is a look only a few choice human beings on this planet can pull off and Theodore Cruz Control is not one of them.
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I can’t tell if it makes him look more like a wild boar or less like a wild boar. I’ll have to wait till I see his full frontal.
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57-43??? How the hell did 7 GOP senators think that Trump should be convicted based upon nothing but rhetoric from the prosecution???
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Ya never know what Texans will do.
Maybe he’s been hanging around some rednecks.
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His wife cuts his hair and she’s a half wit.
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The only sane reason for mullet haircuts is for men who work outdoors in the sun: short in front keeps sweaty hair out of their eyes, short in back keeps the sun off their necks. The proper term for anybody else who wears a mullet is “dork”. Therefore, Cruz is a dork.
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He’s trying to make a statement, but previous statements have proven problematic, so he’s shooting very, very low.
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I saw someone’s comment about his haircut and they called it a,“Texan Waterfall.”
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^^^Texas Waterfall^^^
If he played hockey it could be said he has good “flow” or “salad.”
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It’s for when there’s a new Senate proposal, it gives him a chance to mull it over.
(I’ll see myself out) 🥴
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lurker
“He was thinking of joining the Marines but then abruptly changed his mind. Semper Fi almost”
I know from personal experience, the first pass is straight down the middle.
After hearing, “IF YOU HAVE ANY LUMPS, BUMPS, MOLES, OR ANYTHING ON YOUR HEAD YOU WISH TO KEEP. PUT YOUR FINGER ON THEM OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.”
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Ran out of hair color mid-dye job, looks like.
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At least he didn’t use Gorilla glue.
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Anybody who took umbrage when I called him an odd duck like to continue that discussion?
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Senate barber shop. ‘Nuff said.
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A Dr. Pepper addiction will make Texans fo weird shit
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He looks like a dork. Next we’ll see him with his pants down around his butt.
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If this was 1957, he’d try looking like a beatnik. If it was 1964, he’d have a Beatle haircut. If it was 1976, he’d grow an Afro. If this was 1990, he’d shave his head and wear an earring.
Ol’ Ted’s just trying to be hip.
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Ted must really, really want to buy a hat.
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Cmn¢¢guy: my welcome to the crotch haircut was so long ago i don’t remember the first pass. i do know i was surprised to be getting a haircut at 2am after a long bus ride from Charleston. Yep. Left Cleveland on a bus, travelled to Akron, caught a train (yeah, that long ago) to Charleston, then a bus to Parris Island. I do remember the yellow footprints and a LOT of screaming.
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He tried one of those TV Self-Haircut gizmos. Pitch: “If you can comb it, you can cut it.”
Trouble is, you can only cut what you can see.
He finished with the pubes and called it a day.
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Sure, you laughed when you were warned about the negative effects of 5G cell phone radiation.
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I just saw a photo of him. The hair is longish and it’s slicked down on the sides. This photo looks like a mullet, but it isn’t. lol.
Either way, not a great look.
Who GAS?
If he starts skateboarding through the halls, we’re gonna have to hire some priests.
Has to be ‘shopped. lol
He was thinking of joining the Marines but then abruptly changed his mind. Semper Fi almost
Looks like he’s prepping for the “Business up front, Party in the back” Mullet. Next, he’s gonna share the Queensryche playlist from his iPod with all of us.
Starting a mullet?
He REALY must like Patrick Mahomes and State Farm…..
The barber sneezed?
Maybe he’s being prepped for temporal lobe surgery…to see if there’s anything in there!
Qanon predicted bad haircuts for everyone…..and pumpernickel scented candles….
@Willys…. so, trust the plan then? LOL
Business in the front, party in the back.
…Just why?
The mullet is a look only a few choice human beings on this planet can pull off and Theodore Cruz Control is not one of them.
I can’t tell if it makes him look more like a wild boar or less like a wild boar. I’ll have to wait till I see his full frontal.
57-43??? How the hell did 7 GOP senators think that Trump should be convicted based upon nothing but rhetoric from the prosecution???
Ya never know what Texans will do.
Maybe he’s been hanging around some rednecks.
His wife cuts his hair and she’s a half wit.
The only sane reason for mullet haircuts is for men who work outdoors in the sun: short in front keeps sweaty hair out of their eyes, short in back keeps the sun off their necks. The proper term for anybody else who wears a mullet is “dork”. Therefore, Cruz is a dork.
He’s trying to make a statement, but previous statements have proven problematic, so he’s shooting very, very low.
I saw someone’s comment about his haircut and they called it a,“Texan Waterfall.”
^^^Texas Waterfall^^^
If he played hockey it could be said he has good “flow” or “salad.”
It’s for when there’s a new Senate proposal, it gives him a chance to mull it over.
(I’ll see myself out) 🥴
lurker
“He was thinking of joining the Marines but then abruptly changed his mind. Semper Fi almost”
I know from personal experience, the first pass is straight down the middle.
After hearing, “IF YOU HAVE ANY LUMPS, BUMPS, MOLES, OR ANYTHING ON YOUR HEAD YOU WISH TO KEEP. PUT YOUR FINGER ON THEM OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.”
Ran out of hair color mid-dye job, looks like.
At least he didn’t use Gorilla glue.
Anybody who took umbrage when I called him an odd duck like to continue that discussion?
Senate barber shop. ‘Nuff said.
A Dr. Pepper addiction will make Texans fo weird shit
He looks like a dork. Next we’ll see him with his pants down around his butt.
If this was 1957, he’d try looking like a beatnik. If it was 1964, he’d have a Beatle haircut. If it was 1976, he’d grow an Afro. If this was 1990, he’d shave his head and wear an earring.
Ol’ Ted’s just trying to be hip.
Ted must really, really want to buy a hat.
Cmn¢¢guy: my welcome to the crotch haircut was so long ago i don’t remember the first pass. i do know i was surprised to be getting a haircut at 2am after a long bus ride from Charleston. Yep. Left Cleveland on a bus, travelled to Akron, caught a train (yeah, that long ago) to Charleston, then a bus to Parris Island. I do remember the yellow footprints and a LOT of screaming.
He tried one of those TV Self-Haircut gizmos. Pitch: “If you can comb it, you can cut it.”
Trouble is, you can only cut what you can see.
He finished with the pubes and called it a day.
Sure, you laughed when you were warned about the negative effects of 5G cell phone radiation.
I just saw a photo of him. The hair is longish and it’s slicked down on the sides. This photo looks like a mullet, but it isn’t. lol.
Either way, not a great look.
Blue Toof & Woody…lol😂😂😂
Mid life crisis?