Crybabies – IOTW Report

Crybabies

What the Star Wars cry guy tells us about society.

 

13 Comments on Crybabies

  1. All true. But we can show our strength by retaining toxic masculinity, while remaining stoic, and not complaining too much.

    I admit to crying when I read “Killing Jesus”, by Bill O’Reilly, the most gut-wrenching book I have ever read, and when some of my pets died.

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  2. I haven’t watched a Star Wars movie since the original 3 and I could care less about Star Wars anymore. If you’re that big of a nerd or geek to cry over Star Wars movies you deserve to be a loser. And Marvel has lost it’s lustre as well, the same with DC. There hasn’t been a original movie in I can’t remember how long, I go to maybe one or two movies a yr. if that. Even Buster Crabbe in Flash Gordon Conquers The Universe currently on TCM on Sat. mornings at 6:30 AM is more entertaining even if it is cheesy. But there is another new Godzilla movie with Mothra and etc. coming out this Summer, I’ll go to that since I’m a sucker for Godzilla movies.

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  3. @Geoff

    Since Ho-wood is running out of ideas, I suggest a riff on the Godzilla thing. An Italian Cheese Monster called Gorgonzola.

    Gorgonzola starts to smash up Rome. They set a huge bear-like trap for him in the Colosseum. He steps in in, and falls face first into the Pantheon, causing a giant earthquake and Mt. Vesuvius to erupt, burying the entire city of Naples.

    Miraculously, the monster spares the Vatican, causing some people to think Gorgonzola must be a catholic.

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