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  1. All true. But we can show our strength by retaining toxic masculinity, while remaining stoic, and not complaining too much.

    I admit to crying when I read “Killing Jesus”, by Bill O’Reilly, the most gut-wrenching book I have ever read, and when some of my pets died.

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  2. I haven’t watched a Star Wars movie since the original 3 and I could care less about Star Wars anymore. If you’re that big of a nerd or geek to cry over Star Wars movies you deserve to be a loser. And Marvel has lost it’s lustre as well, the same with DC. There hasn’t been a original movie in I can’t remember how long, I go to maybe one or two movies a yr. if that. Even Buster Crabbe in Flash Gordon Conquers The Universe currently on TCM on Sat. mornings at 6:30 AM is more entertaining even if it is cheesy. But there is another new Godzilla movie with Mothra and etc. coming out this Summer, I’ll go to that since I’m a sucker for Godzilla movies.

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  3. @Geoff

    Since Ho-wood is running out of ideas, I suggest a riff on the Godzilla thing. An Italian Cheese Monster called Gorgonzola.

    Gorgonzola starts to smash up Rome. They set a huge bear-like trap for him in the Colosseum. He steps in in, and falls face first into the Pantheon, causing a giant earthquake and Mt. Vesuvius to erupt, burying the entire city of Naples.

    Miraculously, the monster spares the Vatican, causing some people to think Gorgonzola must be a catholic.

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