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Curses! Foiled again

December 5, 2016 MJA Uncategorized 54

Let me add my two cents here:  She looks like the lounge furniture at a Las Vegas tranny bar.

DM UK
DM UK

/Patriot Retort: The Obamas enjoyed their last regal appearance at the Kennedy Center Honors last night. And from the looks of Michelle’s hideous gown, I think it’s fair to say Melania dodged a bullet.  more here

 


54 Comments on Curses! Foiled again

  2. ARE WE ALMOST DONE WITH THESE GUYS?? HOLY SHIT, AS WE GET CLOSER TO THE END, IT’S LIKE THE FINAL STEPS TO THE BATHROOM WHEN YOU REALLY HAVE TO GO!!! NOT GOING TO MAKE IT!!!

  3. Such a hot mess! As always, her clothing always reminds me of my 9th grade Home Ec Class, sewing instruction section. Many of those projects never made it past the classroom garbage, at the end of semester.

  5. What Al say. But it isn’t really the dress…if Melania was wearing it (several yards smaller, of course) she’d be stunning…

  6. I’ll take Fashion, for 300.00, Alex.

    Drapes. Tablecloths. Bed spreads. Upholstery.

    What does Michelle Obama wear to formal gatherings, Alex?

    Correct…

  11. Benito – For eight years we’ve all been doin the Punahou Two-Step, the Chicago Cha Cha, the Kenyan Scoots, The Benghazi Bullshits, The Red line…Pink line…Salmon line…Fuchsia line…Maroon line…Puce line Runs, The Reset Button Collywobbles, The Stair-Prancing Shits, The Constitution-Stomping Scoots and the Brainless, Dickless, Jug-Eared, Purple-Lipped Hershey squirts!

  18. Looks to me like Mooch has acquired some extra weight. Maybe the dress purpose is to redirect the conversation. (I’ll bet that dress could be seen from outer space!)

    Good riddance to these 2 grifters.

  19. Just wow.

    Her wigs get more and more bizarre. Lots of petroleum products on display.
    We’ve never seen whatever is her REAL hair under the parade of wigs. Skinhead, I imagine.

    And that dress. My Grandmother had those, as window drapes.
    In the 1930s.

    Enough with these two.
    MAGA!

  20. somebodies Christmas present is missing it’s gift wrap

    …. & we’re talking a big freaking package!

  27. I think it looks like Christmas wrapping paper on a gift of pajamas from Grandma. You open it and throw the whole thing out when she’s gone.

  29. Forget Moose and the drapes, i just wish someone would get close enough to wipe the smug off her friggin husband’s face!

  31. The only good thing that “dress” might be good for is throwing in a puddle so an actual classy lady can walk across.

  33. Diogenes-
    A friend of mine said, “Ooh I found this cute little bar near The Strip. It’s so retro!
    We get there, and I’m not really thrilled with the place looking at it from the outside. A whole lot of velvet, neon, and mini fountains and all that coming in. Like a 1970s shangri-la type of place. Then through the big fake potted plants and trees I see these circular lounge couches and shiny accessories. Looking at the walls- there were the pictures of the winners of some tranny singing, acting, whatever else contests. It wasn’t ‘show night’ when we got there, but it felt like I had seen plenty already. LMAO.

  34. The worst part of it was the non stop Abba, BeeGees and KC & the Sunshine band videos! I mean, really, not even some Starlight Vocal Band??? Tacky tacky.

  36. MJA, Have you verified your friend plumbing. I was think shit happens on your first post but Abba screams there’s something terribly wrong here.

  37. Now that Mooch is moving on, the Mexican guards who watch over the recycle bins in the Tijuana Fashion-Upholstery district, will have to find a new line of work. Instead of using scraps for her dresses, they can go back to using those fabric scraps to clean up the donkeys after the show.

  42. That dress hides the vomit of her guests, her husband’s spittle, and her own slobber and missed food bits.

  44. As Sarah Palin once said. You can put lipstick on a PIG but its still a PIG.
    DEAR GOD PLEASE MAKE THESE PEOPLE GO AWAY.

  45. C’mon meanies.
    That dress is purest poetry, of the:
    ‘Thou hast wounded the heart that loves thee’ stripe
    Or perhaps: ‘An Apostrophe to the Rooster in the Waist of the Ship’

  47. Are those pink roses? Don’t want to make it bigger, it would burn like an arc welder.
    I swear, we had green drapes with pink roses when I was a kid.
    That’s a nice Scarlett dress if there ever was one.

  48. LOL no Brad, my friend is a normal woman. She’s one of those people that has to go everywhere and touch everything like a kid.:D

  50. LIKE THE OLD JOKE GOES>….” wish my wife looked that good in second hand clothes from Goodwill.” That poor pushup bra is grasping at straws to find anything to push up.

  51. Looks better with the curtain rod installed.

    Can’t blame Mooch, guys don’t know shit about women’s dresses.

  52. MJA
    No further explanation needed. I’m freaken married to one of those. As innocent as she may be. I could spin you tales into the wee hours of the morning.

  53. Dress design inspired by foliage Mooch, aka “Sassie the Sasquatch” wanders through when foraging and hunting prey. Sometimes fries and tamales just don’t get it.

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