The Clinton crooks faired better in a paper world, one where they could simply cajole a rumpled buffoon, like Sandy Berger, to stuff damning documents in his pants and socks.
Then when caught they could just claim he was “acting sloppily.”
Was Hillary just “being sloppy” when she deleted 30,000 “personal emails about Chelsea’s wedding”?
Well, she tried not to be sloppy. One of the tidbits unearthed in her emails is a request for a book. The book was about how to delete emails forever. That’s a little like on Forensic Files when they find on a murder suspect’s computer a search for “how to kill your wife and get away with it.”
ABC reports that chapter 6 is called, “The Email That Can Land You In Jail” and it contains info on “How to Delete Something So It Stays Deleted.”
The chapter advises that just because you delete an email it doesn’t mean it’s unrecoverable. You have to write and rewrite over it 20 times to ensure it’s gone forever.
…Shipley and Schwalbe warn that deleting emails could lead to future legal troubles.
On page 215, the authors list “Stupid (and Real) Email Phrases That Wound Up in Court.” Number one on the list? “DELETE THIS EMAIL!’ Later, on page 226, the writers warn, “If you’re issued a subpoena, your deletion binge will only make you look guilty.”
The FBI is investigating the handling of classified information in Clinton’s emails, while she maintains she has done nothing illegal or improper.
Instead of deleting, the authors suggest never putting sensitive information in an email, quoting disgraced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer: “’Never talk when you can nod. And never write when you can talk. My only addendum is never put it in an email.’
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Guess I should not have looked up ‘How to rob a bank’ on the internet.
Yep, it was easier when physical documents like Rose Law Firm billing records could magically appear in the Spite House…
We all need to take a second and thank Algore for inventing the Internet.
Everyone who has their own server knows the most effective way is a high powered electromagnet after removing surge protectors and jamming a lightning bolt down it. How many chapters does it take?
It’s a Cookbook !!!
Jerry I still don’t understand how I get nekkid women from the internet but God Bless!
Fur can you delete that email. Thanks
How to serve yourself.
Hillary’s new campaign song, with apologies to Roy and Dale Rogers, “Happy Cyber Trails to you until we meet again”!
I’m on my phone and that email address showed up instead of my name. I guess I picked a good thread for needing it deleted. Lol
it’s despicable that the Most Transparent Administration Ever has as their motto – “good news by email, bad news by phone”
It’s going to take a century of Conservative administrations to un-do the fascist fuckery these Leftists have foisted upon our nation.
Fur, maybe you could ‘shop a picture of a piece of toast with Hillary’s image in it, like those ‘Jesus Toast’ pics we’ve all seen before.
Not one email about State Department business in a two month period, yet 30,000 emails about her hideous daughter’s wedding? Were I the suspicious type, I would think someone’s not being totally honest.
Most idiots dont have the attention span to grasp what these rats did. Its convoluted even for investigators to sort out and explain where the crimes took place. Thats what they do, muddy the waters and confuse and mock anyone the questions them.
The best approach for these investigators is to remain narrow and focused. Just keep it simple. If they are honest they will just present the facts and evidence and leave it up to the US Attorney’s Office to either shit can it or pursue it. But it will never, ever lead to any one of them, especially not Hillary, going to jail. NOBODY has the balls to do that.
30,000 emails dedicated to a wedding (it took longer to write and send the emails than the time the marriage will last). Not even Cleopatras marriage to the Roman generated 30,0000 emails!
I have a buddy that works in computer crimes for a big city Police Dept and he instructed me how to get rid of an e-mail or other damning information on your server or computer:
Take the hard drive out of the computer
smash it into atoms
burn the atoms in a pottery kiln
eat the ashes
poop out those ashes
set fire to your poop
repeat
For servers:
You’re fucked, make the best deal you can before you’re arrested
Remember how Lois Lerner said her hard drive crashed and therefore all of her email was lost?
In a sane world the laughter would have been deafening.
Instead fools actually believed it.
Now THAT is funny!
DELETE THIS POST
I prefer sledge hammers and bullets.
YES! Great idea. Please, oh please?
GEEZ!
“’Never talk when you can nod. And never write when you can talk.”
THAT was the first thing I learned in Federal Government service 25 years ago!
How do you say “dumb b!tch” in P.C. language?
Oh yeah: What a f*cking dumb b!tch, that Hillary!
Hillary, upon hearing the news,
“We’re gonna need a bigger
boateraser.”“The reports of my arrest and conviction have been greatly exaggerated.”
I’ve been saying all along that……
they’re going about this wrong………….
Subpoena every freaking email “account and server” that’s in the State Department and every email “account and server” that you find still on Hillary server……paying close attention to Hillary’s supervisor (0bama) and her subordinates.
impeachment in 2010 would have avoided all this. Thanks GOP
Chelsea Hubbell.
with Michael Jackson’s Jesus Juice