UPI
A cyclist raising money for Yemen relief said he rode exactly 69 miles per day to travel from Poo Poo Point in Washington state to Pee Pee Creek in Ohio.
Ruben Lopez of Chicago said his scatological journey began Aug. 18 at Poo Poo Point in Washington state and it took him 36 days to arrive at Ohio’s Pee Pee Creek, a journey of over 2,500 miles. More
Yemen has the highest Gun Ownership per Person in the World….Mostly AKs…
Saudi Arabia calls all of the shots…Keeping all of the Tribes at War.
Psssst. I have a shortcut. I can get from poopoo point to peepee creek with one hand. Photos available if you need them and ask nicely.
You can go from Poo Poo Point to Pee Pee Creek just by turning around in Pelosi Village (San Francisco).
That’s only about a block in San Francisco.
…big deal. You can make the trip from Pewee Valley KY to Brownsboro KY in as little as 8 minutes, along the taint that is Highway 329…
I would like to thank the commenters for not requesting photos. I almost dropped my iPhone in the toilet preparing for the avalanche of requests.
@Supernightshade: Unless you happen to encounter the Bigbollocks Mountains, that is.
😉
Photos, please, PHenry. Also, I’m trying to eat my friggen lunch, so stop making me laugh.
The guy’s got it backwards. Most people start in Pee Pee and then go to Poo Poo.
Ye-man, I went from pee pee to poo poo for some relief. You know, for real, man.
Why? Are they not making any money from piracy?
You all know that you giggle when you order a pu pu platter at a chinese restaurant….admit it….
Biden, pre-poo: “C’mon, man!
Biden, post-poo: “Oh, man, why you gotta be like that?”
Nadler made that trip in about 30 seconds. The cleanup was the time consuming aspect of the journey.
Where the heck is Poo Poo point in Washington state. I never heard of it, is it anywhere close to Seattle?
willygoatsgruff,
What’s even better is when you order the peepee (beef) poopoo (snack) platter.
ALOOOOOHA!
“Poo Poo Point Trail is a 6.8 mile moderately trafficked out and back trail located near Issaquah, Washington.”
Makes sense. Raise a crapload of money and send it to Yemen to be pissed away.
We also have a “Point No Point.”
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Point+No+Point/@47.8134891,-122.6008695,10.71z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x548fe27c4cd82139:0x5309f918b4c7fdfa!8m2!3d47.9120382!4d-122.5259781!5m1!1e4?hl=en
Note that it’s fairly close to Seattle which is rapidly become a “no point in going there” city.
What’s my point? No point. Old men don’t make points.
Well you can’t say that I don’t care about the people of Yemen. After all. Did I not make a generous offer earlier?
Nearly dropped the phone? Revealing the shortcut.
I just give and give and give.
You people. So ungrateful.