Turtle Park, near American University, closed its “splash pad,” where children could come and cool off in the capital’s summer heat.
The closure was due to the stench of sewage and children who were sickened after playing in the sprays of water. More
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Turtle (Turd-le)park seems a fitting name. lol
they spelled ‘FriendShit Park’ wrong …
btw, loved the DC Gubmint solution; place a traffic cone w/ a paper sign taped to it … go to lunch …
Did they have Arab Day ?
Who is in charge of dipping “your” child in sewage?
For shits and giggles (I tried… I just couldn’t stop myself.)
Well… obviously, someone else’s village.
Splish Splash I was gettin a rash
and it weren’t even Saturday Night
A rub dub
they were pooping in the tub
stinkin’ everything in sight
Well, I jumped out the pool
Smelling like abdul
I wrapped the towel around my head
allah ackbarred til I was red
There was a potty going on!
(Apologies to Bobby Darin)
DC is a shithole. Literally.
Hey! It IS a swamp, isn’t it?
Cheh said she asked the Department of Health and the Department of General Services to intervene. Officials believed mulch dropping into the pad was causing the problem, so a strainer was installed, but the smell returned last Friday, according to parents.
Perhaps the DC officials in charge attributed the bad smell to Trump supporters. You know, the POS’s.
Sent BFH a photo I took just outside of the enclosure at the National Zoo – you know, just another tourist attraction.
It was a warning about sewage in the river after rain, posted as policy.
We know who did this.
There was a reason why swimming pools and other public accommodations were segregated back in the day.
This is one of those reasons.
Uh huh. *eye roll* That’s why in the ping pong facility: “They’re gonna steal the paddles!” – Bill Burr.
Yeah, because there are no smelly ass dirtbag white people.
Gahead, go swimming with Antifa.
Public pool = public bath.