A young father watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
‘Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?’ she asked.
‘They’re mating,’ her father replied.
‘What do you call the spider on top?’ she asked.
‘A Daddy Long Legs,’ her father answered.
‘So, the other one is a Mommy Long Legs?’ the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, ‘No dear. Both of them are Daddy Long Legs.’
‘The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat. ‘Well”, she said, “that may be OK in California, but we’re not having any of that $hit in Texas.”
ht/ H.D.
…And that was the beginning of many years of therapy for Little Miss Muffet.
That’s a Keeper !
Except for Houston, Austin, Dallas, San Antonio, Corpus Christi, Fort Worth, El Paso, and yes even Plano. Steers and Queers.
Thank you for that Friday laugh!!!!
😂🤣😂🤣
An (almost) original joke – I love it!
Thanks for the Friday smile.
Interesting hate coming from someone living in the queerest state.
Must be jealous?
Because people that never lived in Texas are such
expertshaters about Texas…Now that,s funny.
Dats a good un!!
Those disgusting Don Lemon spiders.
‘Interesting hate coming from someone living in the queerest state.”
oh you mean, the internet? Calm down, dude it was a joke. Get a massage or something.
Good one.
Their names were Barry and Reggie?!?