Outkick:
Mr. Smith might’ve gone to Washington, but did he remember to visit a Safeway first?
On Sunday, the Dallas Democrats who fled Texas and landed at the nation’s capital — in protest of a state voting bill — reached out on social media to announce that they need your help.
According to the group’s official Twitter account, the politicians are asking people to gather “Dr. Pepper, salsa, hard candy, hairspray” and other essentials crucial to their cause.
Leaving their state to fight back against the GOP-backed legislation, which they have called “the worst thing since the Civil War,” the Democrats have been stranded in luxury D.C. hotel rooms, currently kicking themselves for forgetting their favorite snacks. read more
NO CONDOMS AND DOUBLE-ENDED DILDOS??
Skittles and menthol Kools.
Pa-Thetic
Well, you HAVE to give ’em credit. It’s hard to imagine any group better demonstrating pathetic blue flaming assholery than these clueless assclowns.
In a normal world, when someone intentionally stays away from their job they lose that job and are replaced by someone willing to do what they were hired for.
I wish they would clarify things that are worse than the civil war. Is GOP legislation worse than the “insurrection” that’s also worse than the civil war and is it worse than white terrorist supremacy that’s also worse than the civil war? I need to know for the fictional history book I’m writing so civilization is clear on this 200 years from now.
It is a good thing the address for care packages was not disclosed. They might have gotten some things they did not ask for.
How ’bout Dr. Kevorkian and BUG spray. 😡
Seems MORE appropriate. 🤔
Which P.O. Box do I send their anal lube to again?
Send them thorazine.
Remember folks, It is ILLEGAL to crap in an envelope and send it.
Don’t get into trouble for the pigs. They would not understand the message anyway.
Kcir’s right. No urine, drugs, feces, or dead rodents. Live ones, but not dead ones. Just sayin’. 😁
Send them pyrethrin and a 100 gallon poly trough. The lot of them could use a flea dip.
Ummmm………….no. Just. No.
A’y’all get paid enough. You can HIRE/pay someone to buy & deliver those luxuries to you.
Send them their passports. They should keep on truckin’ the other way.
Yeah, it’s rough to run and hide and act like a complete pussy without your Dr. Pepper, salsa, and hairspray.
I remember “The Great Escape” when those, what? 30 or 40 prisoners refused to escape Stalag-Luft-III because they didn’t have Dr. Pepper, salsa, and hairspray.
And then, of course, the Battle of Thermopylae – when the Thessalians left Leonidas in the lurch because he’d run out of Dr. Pepper, salsa, and hairspray.
I believe that’s why so few escaped from Andersonville, too.
Come to think of it, Dr. Pepper, salsa, and hairspray might have been major factors contributing to the outbreak of the Civil War.
izlamo delenda est …