Dallas Dems Who Fled To D.C. Ask For Care Packages, Including Dr. Pepper And Hairspray – IOTW Report

Dallas Dems Who Fled To D.C. Ask For Care Packages, Including Dr. Pepper And Hairspray

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Mr. Smith might’ve gone to Washington, but did he remember to visit a Safeway first?

On Sunday, the Dallas Democrats who fled Texas and landed at the nation’s capital — in protest of a state voting bill — reached out on social media to announce that they need your help.

According to the group’s official Twitter account, the politicians are asking people to gather “Dr. Pepper, salsa, hard candy, hairspray” and other essentials crucial to their cause.

Leaving their state to fight back against the GOP-backed legislation, which they have called “the worst thing since the Civil War,” the Democrats have been stranded in luxury D.C. hotel rooms, currently kicking themselves for forgetting their favorite snacks. read more

16 Comments on Dallas Dems Who Fled To D.C. Ask For Care Packages, Including Dr. Pepper And Hairspray

  1. I wish they would clarify things that are worse than the civil war. Is GOP legislation worse than the “insurrection” that’s also worse than the civil war and is it worse than white terrorist supremacy that’s also worse than the civil war? I need to know for the fictional history book I’m writing so civilization is clear on this 200 years from now.

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  2. Remember folks, It is ILLEGAL to crap in an envelope and send it.

    Don’t get into trouble for the pigs. They would not understand the message anyway.

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  3. Ummmm………….no. Just. No.
    A’y’all get paid enough. You can HIRE/pay someone to buy & deliver those luxuries to you.

  4. Yeah, it’s rough to run and hide and act like a complete pussy without your Dr. Pepper, salsa, and hairspray.

    I remember “The Great Escape” when those, what? 30 or 40 prisoners refused to escape Stalag-Luft-III because they didn’t have Dr. Pepper, salsa, and hairspray.

    And then, of course, the Battle of Thermopylae – when the Thessalians left Leonidas in the lurch because he’d run out of Dr. Pepper, salsa, and hairspray.

    I believe that’s why so few escaped from Andersonville, too.

    Come to think of it, Dr. Pepper, salsa, and hairspray might have been major factors contributing to the outbreak of the Civil War.

    izlamo delenda est …

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