David Hogg claims he was the target of seven assassination attempts this year – funny how they never made it into the news – IOTW Report

David Hogg claims he was the target of seven assassination attempts this year – funny how they never made it into the news

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David Hogg, a survivor of the Parkland, Fla.massacre who has become a highly visible gun control activist, claims he has been the target of an assassination attempt seven times the past year.

Hogg, 19, told The Washington Post in an article published on Tuesday that the attempts to end his life came from people who are “misguided and misinformed of what we’re actually here to talk about.”

He said that if someone were to kill him because of his efforts to curb gun violence, it would most likely be “the stupidest thing they could do to try to end the movement. Because that would make it even more successful in the end. Because it would invigorate us and create f—ing change.”

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What if he was pushed into an open manhole?

Seriously, though, this kid has a screw loose. He’s the white Smollett.

ht/ cynic

37 Comments on David Hogg claims he was the target of seven assassination attempts this year – funny how they never made it into the news

  1. Only seven? C’mon Hogg, you can better than that!
    Heck, you only have 5 more gun toting, racist MAGA nazis after you than Jussie, and I know that can’t be correct.

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  2. C’mon Florida! Seven attempts and no body bag? You need to spend more time at the range. Try turning your targets 90 degrees and aiming for the edge of the paper, which more closely resembles your target than the silhouette of a man.

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  3. It only took one to get Lincoln and Kennedy. The little bastard is full of shit, but we already knew that going in.

    Besides, David Hogg is NOT a survivor of the Parkland, Fla., massacre. He was nowhere near the event.

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  4. So, what you are saying, is you need to change the laws so you, at the age of 19, can conceal carry 24/7 even when you are on a collage campus or the Post Office or going back to your High School to give motivational talks entitled “living with anal fissures can be a full and happy life”.

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  5. Maybe I’ll hire a hitman who will do away with David Hogg by stuffing lima beans down his throat. Why? Because I frickin’ hate lima beans, and maybe this type of senseless, yet oddly amusing death may result in the federal ban on lima beans.

    Yes, David – if you want to ensure your safety with me then convince my wife to quit cooking frickin’ lima beans.

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  6. Two of those attempts were mine.
    I bought two Santeria charms from Honduras.
    I first sent a snake to bite him in his bed.
    He bravely escaped by flouncing so violently my snake was dislodged.
    Poor Mr. Garter
    The second was a Familiar of mine in the form of a gnat who agreed to fly in his face at a critical turn in the road, but the poor creature was inhaled and did not accomplish the procedure

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  7. “Assassination is the act of killing a prominent person for either political, religious or monetary reasons.”
    David Pigg is not a “prominent person”…..infamous MAYBE.
    So the term assassination doesn’t apply to him. Exterminate
    would be more accurate. And I have NO DOUBT that NOBODY has
    made any efforts whatsoever to harm him. This is just lies and
    bullshit from a mentally defective soyboy desperately seeking
    relevance.

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  8. Attention whore. If we wanted him dead we would not miss. Actually, it would only require a firm back hand bitch slap to decapitate him given his pencil neck.

    He defiles the memories of the victims, all of which if we had a time machine and they were given the choice right before the incident would have chosen a firearm to protect themselves. So he fails!

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