.45-70’s name isn’t Henry, but he has promised a Henry .45-70 for the first 30 callers….his number is unlisted….
6
Gainful employment for Mr. Illustr8r who has gone to school, rebuilt his portfolio and is headed in a new direction than his previous 20 years. 🤞🙏
32
An A-10 Warthog w/accesories
20
a sober year for my son.
40
Charlie
Yea, I have one of those too. A tuff deal.
24
Boyish good looks and a coversation that will make Jennifer Aniston cook me shrimp scampi in her underwear….
12
To see the USS Constitution refloated, the swamp water pumped from the bilge, new linen sails set and squared, fair wind and following seas, for the people of the USA.
23
Dear Santa,
Bring Brad & Charlie what they ask for.
19
Dear Santa,
I would like Bill Hearst to loan me his “Rosebud” Marion Davies for New Year’s Eve. I might even share her with Eleanor.
Your pal, Frankie
4
We could all tell each other some shit. How about the same opportunity for our grandchildren that we had as we were young adults. Keep in mind I’m 62. If my grandkids are free to pursue their life in the same manner in which I did I’ll be a happy guy. I don’t need anything other than fair opportunities for my kids and grandkids. Merry Christmas!
21
Soberness for my Friend Lance’s son.
The Wall.
And a long vacation to work on my Western stories
15
Brad, its tough. I think he’s killing himsplf. Long story short, after 3 years of no job trying to stay sober (and failiing) at sober living homes, detox, arrests and assaults (me, half my age and i pinned him in under 3 seconds.Shows how vodka has destroyed a once healthy and strong kid) He goes on binge after binge, then sobers up for 2 weeks, repeat. But tonight i hear that he found a sponsor at his small apt. complex and finally went back to AA.
22
Everything President Donald J. Trump needs to keep Making America Great Again.
14
Dear Santa,
I want liberals to phuck off and die.
Too harsh??
I want liberalism to fade away and allow common sense and Americanism to prevail. If not….see above.
11
Charlie WalksonWater
Asking FUR to send me your e mail address. Or you mine.
5
Brad, thats cool with me. I’d enjoy that.
3
A tummy tuck, arm tucks, boob lifts, new knees. Thanks, I’ll keep my face with the wrinkles. And I want my physical trainer to give me half price sessions for life.
But Santa, I’ll trade all that for the wishes of my friends here who have asked for sobriety for their loved ones and friends.
15
Best wishes for success to Charlie’s and Brad’s sons in kicking their demons for good!
11
For my family – all bits of them – to be safe, to have plenty of what they need, to feel loved and know they are needed.
Merry Christmas!
9
…For all of my fellow IOTWR commenters’ Christmas wishes to come true.
I’ve had a pretty good life and I can’t think of anything I would want for myself. Anything that would be possible for me to obtain, that is.
🙂
15
… the wall.
11
joe6pak
Great comment pal. It’s getting tougher and tougher. We are most certainly under siege.
8
… the wall.
we all love Pink Floyd.
11
Another year of sanity here at IOTW (otherwise the rest of media following is just semblance).
Ohh, yea and the wall.
While I’m at it, apologies to any that I have offended in the past.
(Do I get a 3 day grace period ’till the 25th)?
Also best wishes and regards to the most irreverent and meaningful posters and commentators that exist on the WWW.
Sincerely,
No Blushes
9
“While I’m at it, apologies to any that I have offended in the past.”
Never apologize asshole, It’s a sign of weakness. LOL. I apologize for that.
11
Thanks Brad! Your advice appreciated,.
Never mistook you for anything else as well,
My fox-hole buddy!
(3 day grace period ’till the 25th)
6
No Blushes
I think you got me dialed in. Keep the faith.
5
A cure for cancer but I’d settle for a cure for lupus instead ….
You to No Blushes, God Bless. God Bless all the Patriots on IOTW. I fear much tougher days ahead. Please keep the faith. Love you all.
8
Loco, here I thought I’d seen all the Twilight Zone’s.
5
Jennifer Aniston, shrimp scampi in her underwear….
willysgoatgruff
Not asking for much are you?
Damn good non-greedy soul you are.
6
Charlie and Brad, I’m with you on your wishes. I’ve been through that. Very close friend finally took his last drink just before totaling his car and spent a week in jail. I wouldn’t bail him out – it nearly did me in to let him rot, but that’s what he needed. That was 15 years ago, but sometimes I still worry he might slip.
God bless you and anyone in that situation – either side. It takes a toll on loved ones.
12
I want a new punching bag, supportive shoes and I want a bathtub because don’t have one.
Oh, and the wall to be built…
And for my Mom to trust God and stop taking her frustration and disappointment out on the people trying to help her.
12
My mission is now to find a suitable man for chuffed. This mission will require everyones help here. After all, we’re looking for someone special. I will personally chaperon the first several dates. I’ll start searching gyms tomorrow. We got your back chuffed.
5
Before I go any farther with this is chuffed a guy or gal? Not trying to start any trouble, but it’s not always obvious by the name. Inquiring minds need to know.
4
Already got it. Family flew in from California, I can spend this year in the 49th worst state instead of the 50th worst.
5
joe6pak
Chuffed is a special young lady. A conservative to boot. Hell if I were young I’d be trying to date her. Great comments here.
7
For my business to do well enough for me to keep my daughter in a private school another year.
10
A phone call from my youngest son would be great.
12
Flush the swamp.
7
I want my bosses’ boss to lose his job over his harebrained scheme that’s going to cost me and others their jobs. Plus, his plan is going to cost my company millions in losses.
10
Ice cream!
A hole bole of it!
All for meeeeeeeeeeee!
6
I’d like my kids to be young again … really young …
3
Coach TWO teams of PeeWee Football!
1
To think more’n a coupla words in a row … ahhh … uhhmmmm … without havin to grab em outta the air …. ohhh … see … and ……. uhh … burble-fart …
5
A herd of goats …. pretty goats ……. Willy’s goats ….
5
A girl what wants to get into show-business … some Fentanyl …
4
willysgoatgruff
Shrimp scampi in Jennifer Aniston’s underwear…. ewwwwww
(channeling Viet Vet)
Whorled peas
10
Mr. Pinko and I want the same thing. A big beautiful wall!
There’s a five acre lot for sale on the NW slope of Chillhowee Mountain that tickles my fancy. All wooded, with any neighbor’s homes concealed from view. One more ridge over and you’re in the Smoky Mountain NP.
6
I’d like universal observation of the Golden MYOB rule:
Do not do unto others
as you would have others not do unto you.
6
Late to this thread. Charlie, Brad, never lose hope. As we say in the rooms don’t leave 5 seconds before the miracle. I’ve been sober over 18 years odaat but it took a while to get to day one. Sending Christmas prayers and blessings to you both and your loved ones for healing and recovery in the new year
9
Affordable dentistry
6
I don’t really want anything from Santa….I’d like to lose something….about 25 pounds.
7
Twin 50 caliber machine guns mounted on my SUV, Killary to stroke out in public, another new Supreme to replace desiccated Ruth, a years supply of cat food for the herd and for the wishes of all IOTWRers to come true.
4
Snow for Christmas …. Oh and my snowblower repaired too!
3
I’ll ask God for the hard stuff. Santa is for whimsy, like asking for whirled peas.
Dear Santa: I would like to spend one whole week at a rustic, but very nice, snow lodge somewhere close to Lake Louise/Banff one Christmas. Check in December 23rd, check out January 3rd. While there, I’d like to be at my perfect weight, in perfect ski trim and strength and there will be sleigh rides, ice skating, really good hot cocoa (with whip) and light snow showers every night starting at around 9p. or so. I’ve been real good all year, St. Nick. Love, Abigail
6
@joe and brad.
You guys are so sweet, you’re embarrassing me! 🙈
1
Last year I asked Santa for a boob job.
He left a Walmart application in my stocking.
Hey… A Henry in .45-70 would be much appreciated…
For Chuckles the ASSHOLE CLOWN to cave quickly.
To go to sleep.
Night!
.45-70’s name isn’t Henry, but he has promised a Henry .45-70 for the first 30 callers….his number is unlisted….
Gainful employment for Mr. Illustr8r who has gone to school, rebuilt his portfolio and is headed in a new direction than his previous 20 years. 🤞🙏
An A-10 Warthog w/accesories
a sober year for my son.
Charlie
Yea, I have one of those too. A tuff deal.
Boyish good looks and a coversation that will make Jennifer Aniston cook me shrimp scampi in her underwear….
To see the USS Constitution refloated, the swamp water pumped from the bilge, new linen sails set and squared, fair wind and following seas, for the people of the USA.
Dear Santa,
Bring Brad & Charlie what they ask for.
Dear Santa,
I would like Bill Hearst to loan me his “Rosebud” Marion Davies for New Year’s Eve. I might even share her with Eleanor.
Your pal, Frankie
We could all tell each other some shit. How about the same opportunity for our grandchildren that we had as we were young adults. Keep in mind I’m 62. If my grandkids are free to pursue their life in the same manner in which I did I’ll be a happy guy. I don’t need anything other than fair opportunities for my kids and grandkids. Merry Christmas!
Soberness for my Friend Lance’s son.
The Wall.
And a long vacation to work on my Western stories
Brad, its tough. I think he’s killing himsplf. Long story short, after 3 years of no job trying to stay sober (and failiing) at sober living homes, detox, arrests and assaults (me, half my age and i pinned him in under 3 seconds.Shows how vodka has destroyed a once healthy and strong kid) He goes on binge after binge, then sobers up for 2 weeks, repeat. But tonight i hear that he found a sponsor at his small apt. complex and finally went back to AA.
Everything President Donald J. Trump needs to keep Making America Great Again.
Dear Santa,
I want liberals to phuck off and die.
Too harsh??
I want liberalism to fade away and allow common sense and Americanism to prevail. If not….see above.
Charlie WalksonWater
Asking FUR to send me your e mail address. Or you mine.
Brad, thats cool with me. I’d enjoy that.
A tummy tuck, arm tucks, boob lifts, new knees. Thanks, I’ll keep my face with the wrinkles. And I want my physical trainer to give me half price sessions for life.
But Santa, I’ll trade all that for the wishes of my friends here who have asked for sobriety for their loved ones and friends.
Best wishes for success to Charlie’s and Brad’s sons in kicking their demons for good!
For my family – all bits of them – to be safe, to have plenty of what they need, to feel loved and know they are needed.
Merry Christmas!
…For all of my fellow IOTWR commenters’ Christmas wishes to come true.
I’ve had a pretty good life and I can’t think of anything I would want for myself. Anything that would be possible for me to obtain, that is.
🙂
… the wall.
joe6pak
Great comment pal. It’s getting tougher and tougher. We are most certainly under siege.
… the wall.
we all love Pink Floyd.
Another year of sanity here at IOTW (otherwise the rest of media following is just semblance).
Ohh, yea and the wall.
While I’m at it, apologies to any that I have offended in the past.
(Do I get a 3 day grace period ’till the 25th)?
Also best wishes and regards to the most irreverent and meaningful posters and commentators that exist on the WWW.
Sincerely,
No Blushes
“While I’m at it, apologies to any that I have offended in the past.”
Never apologize asshole, It’s a sign of weakness. LOL. I apologize for that.
Thanks Brad! Your advice appreciated,.
Never mistook you for anything else as well,
My fox-hole buddy!
(3 day grace period ’till the 25th)
No Blushes
I think you got me dialed in. Keep the faith.
A cure for cancer but I’d settle for a cure for lupus instead ….
BB, blessed Holidays!
I want to thank God for miracles…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwy330BSHEY
No Blushes
You to No Blushes, God Bless. God Bless all the Patriots on IOTW. I fear much tougher days ahead. Please keep the faith. Love you all.
Loco, here I thought I’d seen all the Twilight Zone’s.
Jennifer Aniston, shrimp scampi in her underwear….
willysgoatgruff
Not asking for much are you?
Damn good non-greedy soul you are.
Charlie and Brad, I’m with you on your wishes. I’ve been through that. Very close friend finally took his last drink just before totaling his car and spent a week in jail. I wouldn’t bail him out – it nearly did me in to let him rot, but that’s what he needed. That was 15 years ago, but sometimes I still worry he might slip.
God bless you and anyone in that situation – either side. It takes a toll on loved ones.
I want a new punching bag, supportive shoes and I want a bathtub because don’t have one.
Oh, and the wall to be built…
And for my Mom to trust God and stop taking her frustration and disappointment out on the people trying to help her.
My mission is now to find a suitable man for chuffed. This mission will require everyones help here. After all, we’re looking for someone special. I will personally chaperon the first several dates. I’ll start searching gyms tomorrow. We got your back chuffed.
Before I go any farther with this is chuffed a guy or gal? Not trying to start any trouble, but it’s not always obvious by the name. Inquiring minds need to know.
Already got it. Family flew in from California, I can spend this year in the 49th worst state instead of the 50th worst.
joe6pak
Chuffed is a special young lady. A conservative to boot. Hell if I were young I’d be trying to date her. Great comments here.
For my business to do well enough for me to keep my daughter in a private school another year.
A phone call from my youngest son would be great.
Flush the swamp.
I want my bosses’ boss to lose his job over his harebrained scheme that’s going to cost me and others their jobs. Plus, his plan is going to cost my company millions in losses.
Ice cream!
A hole bole of it!
All for meeeeeeeeeeee!
I’d like my kids to be young again … really young …
Coach TWO teams of PeeWee Football!
To think more’n a coupla words in a row … ahhh … uhhmmmm … without havin to grab em outta the air …. ohhh … see … and ……. uhh … burble-fart …
A herd of goats …. pretty goats ……. Willy’s goats ….
A girl what wants to get into show-business … some Fentanyl …
willysgoatgruff
Shrimp scampi in Jennifer Aniston’s underwear…. ewwwwww
(channeling Viet Vet)
Whorled peas
Mr. Pinko and I want the same thing. A big beautiful wall!
Dear Santa,
Any one of these would be nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eV8N0bUzA0
Better excuses for my shortcomings.
There’s a five acre lot for sale on the NW slope of Chillhowee Mountain that tickles my fancy. All wooded, with any neighbor’s homes concealed from view. One more ridge over and you’re in the Smoky Mountain NP.
I’d like universal observation of the Golden MYOB rule:
Late to this thread. Charlie, Brad, never lose hope. As we say in the rooms don’t leave 5 seconds before the miracle. I’ve been sober over 18 years odaat but it took a while to get to day one. Sending Christmas prayers and blessings to you both and your loved ones for healing and recovery in the new year
Affordable dentistry
I don’t really want anything from Santa….I’d like to lose something….about 25 pounds.
Twin 50 caliber machine guns mounted on my SUV, Killary to stroke out in public, another new Supreme to replace desiccated Ruth, a years supply of cat food for the herd and for the wishes of all IOTWRers to come true.
Snow for Christmas …. Oh and my snowblower repaired too!
I’ll ask God for the hard stuff. Santa is for whimsy, like asking for whirled peas.
Dear Santa: I would like to spend one whole week at a rustic, but very nice, snow lodge somewhere close to Lake Louise/Banff one Christmas. Check in December 23rd, check out January 3rd. While there, I’d like to be at my perfect weight, in perfect ski trim and strength and there will be sleigh rides, ice skating, really good hot cocoa (with whip) and light snow showers every night starting at around 9p. or so. I’ve been real good all year, St. Nick. Love, Abigail
@joe and brad.
You guys are so sweet, you’re embarrassing me! 🙈
Last year I asked Santa for a boob job.
He left a Walmart application in my stocking.