After the judge gave an arsonist 47 years in jail, the defendant went berserk and knocked out his lawyer.
The lawyer woke up and realized his client was biting him.
Guess where?
(He’ll be doing a lot of this for the next few decades.)
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Oh and the lawyer has been whining like crazy on local channels here.
Randall the candle flies off the handle.
You play with fire you get burned…🔥
Bite me!
Okay…but first I’ma knock you out.
Maybe work the other side of the court?
He’s in trouble NOW!
izlamo delenda est …
We’ve all wanted to do that at one time or another.
Can’t be all bad.
I really am getting the sense that blacks in general lack impulse control and that the problem is in their genes. Although to be fare the defendant figured he had white, nerdy looking lawyer so he thought a couple of months of community service at the most.
…and I’m supposed to feel bad? for a LAWYER? REALLY?
That was an act of Public Service. Should have had a couple years knocked off.
His next lawyer may want to consider dressing up like a hockey goalie during the sentencing phase.
I can’t believe a calm, stable guy like this defendant pissed off the probation department enough to warrant a 47 year sentence. But with an attitude like his, I’m sure he’ll be out in 60 years or so – unless he is in California, in which case he may be free in about a month.
@scr_north
If you’ve ever been in a movie theater with blacks attending then you already know about their impulse control. Haha
He pled guilty. I’m wondering if his lawyer advised this and/or guessed at a much lesser sentence.
some things always come back to bite you in the ass
My guess is that soon this guy will be waking up in his cell after being knocked out, and had something other than a bite applied to his backside. Numerous times.
otoh, knocking out a lawyer is kind of a fun thought.