David J. Maloney made numerous commercials where he mocked people who called him for representation after a DUI charge. He said, “not only will I not represent you, I will go after you.”
Look at him now —–>
Well, we know that Maloney won’t defend himself. Maybe he’ll be the lawyer that goes after Maloney?
ht/ The Big Owe
Lawyers are the worst people.
I’m sure he’ll have trouble living with himself.
And even if he doesn’t suffer self-guilt because he has no conscience, we’ll all take great pleasure in reminding him that he is a hypocritical douchebag lawyer.
If you are going to drink, UBER is your friend. And to know for certain if you drank too much to drive safely, go on Amazon and buy yourself a Vic Tsing portable breathalyzer for $25 bucks and keep it in your vehicle’s console or glovebox.
Those two things will save you $10,000 (first offense)
what’s Mark Twain’s old saying? I think it is something like “A man who defends himself in court has a fool for a lawyer”
lolz
It wasn’t his fault.
Y’see, all that anti-lawyer bias drove him to drink … and … and … well, he HAD to get home … didn’t he?
Maloney … ain’t drinking and driving part of his heritage … or something? Gotta be a good lie in here, somewhere …
izlamo delenda est …
MOST lawyers suck, A pompous @$$HOLE like this SUCK should have a lot of fun in jail. I HOPE!